McKeesport Police Uncover Twist In Bizarre Case

(KDKA) McKeesport There’s a new twist in an extremely bizzare story out of McKeesport.

Police had been investigating a report that a customer handed a clerk a severed penis to heat up in the store’s microwave.

Investigators have since learned that it was not a real body part; but instead, it was part of a couple’s alleged plan to pass a drug test.

According to McKeesport’s police chief, a man and a woman had inserted urine into a fake penis that the woman was planning to use to pass a drug test.

One of them then went into the store and asked the clerk to microwave the object, which they had wrapped in a paper towel, so the urine could reach body temperature.

When the clerk noticed an unusual odor, she unwrapped the item to discover what she thought was a severed body part.

“Hands down the most bizarre. I’ve never come across anything like this before,” said Chief Joe Pero.

Upon hearing media reports about the incident, the couple contacted police to explain the situation.

The couple could face charges of harassment, criminal mischief and disorderly conduct.

Giant Eagle, the company that owns Get-Go, says the microwave involved in the incident was immediately removed from service and will be discarded.

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The lengths some people will go to......jeeeez....

10 points for creativity.

0 for execution.

*I'm speechless*

LOL don't they have their own microwave?

since when have women had penises

Wow, they should be hit...hard for stupidity.

that's classic...sheeesh...
"yes can I help you sir?"
"Yes, i'd like you to microwave my.......burrito....."
"wow...that's a pretty small burrito"
"hey!...it's not the size of my burrito, it's how i use it that's important..."
"what?"
"sorry force of habit"

Well it was a rather inventive scheme but sadly their obvious stupidity had to catch up with them.

Oki Doki then

eeewwwww.....

LMAO! OH LORD! Too funny..............


Lapi'che

That's what I was thinking...cuz I know i don't have one...

I had one, but it left me. Oh well.


Those people need to get off the drugs -- its obviously ruining their minds.

What are they taking and where can I get some?

wouldnt it be easier and safer to just stay off the drugs?

^^^
I don't do drugs. It was a joke. Poor taste, yes, but a joke.