Colombian man gets house arrest for ride-by spanking
A Colombian man has been sentenced to four years' house arrest for slapping a woman's bottom as he rode by her on his bicycle, sparking debate on whether the punishment fit the crime.
Showing re-enactments of the incident, television news shows were filled on Friday with legal experts offering opinions about the judgment handed down earlier in the week by Bogota's district court.
Some said that to confine bicycle messenger Victor Garcia to his home for four years for smacking Diana Marcela Diaz's buttocks was excessive. Others said it would deter other men.
One program showed three models having their denim clad bottoms smacked so hard by a phantom hand it could be clearly heard by television viewers.
The women said that while the punishment seemed extreme, they hoped the case would mean they would be safer while on foot.
"It happened to me once," one of the models said.
"I was walking very relaxed and a guy rode by on his bicycle and, 'ta!' He smacked me. I took off my shoe to hit him with it but he was already too far away.
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This is why I carry a RPG launcher in my purse for this exact reason
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QUOTE(jesspy @ Feb 24 2006, 07:50 PM) [snapback]1077698[/snapback]
Colombian man gets house arrest for ride-by spanking
A Colombian man has been sentenced to four years' house arrest for slapping a woman's bottom as he rode by her on his bicycle, sparking debate on whether the punishment fit the crime.
Showing re-enactments of the incident, television news shows were filled on Friday with legal experts offering opinions about the judgment handed down earlier in the week by Bogota's district court.
Some said that to confine bicycle messenger Victor Garcia to his home for four years for smacking Diana Marcela Diaz's buttocks was excessive. Others said it would deter other men.
One program showed three models having their denim clad bottoms smacked so hard by a phantom hand it could be clearly heard by television viewers.
The women said that while the punishment seemed extreme, they hoped the case would mean they would be safer while on foot.
"It happened to me once," one of the models said.
"I was walking very relaxed and a guy rode by on his bicycle and, 'ta!' He smacked me. I took off my shoe to hit him with it but he was already too far away.
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This is why I carry a RPG launcher in my purse for this exact reason
, sure he slap her ,but FOUR YEARS! 
I just laughed out loud when I read this one. I apologise ladies of the forum, but honestly, boogers out the nose laugh!
QUOTE(Rykster @ Feb 25 2006, 01:19 PM) [snapback]1077838[/snapback]
I just laughed out loud when I read this one. I apologise ladies of the forum, but honestly, boogers out the nose laugh!
Boogers out nose
now my boogers out too 
Just a guy thing I guess, and I do apologise to the ladies!
Frankly, I think they should have sentenced him to four years of having his butt smacked daily by the biggest, toughest local matrons they could find! 
I could get with that!
Four years!?!?!
That does seem a tad harsh...
That does seem a tad harsh...
Lmao! 4 years for a spanking? That's totally absurd and a HUGE waste of money.
Funny though.
That's totally absurd and a HUGE waste of money.Funny though.
Some don't like their bottoms to be touched . . . but four years, wow, that's a bit extreme.
Well when you consider that some rapists and child molesters can get away with less jail time then that it certainly seems excessive. Community service, a fine and a suspended sentence would have been far more appropriate.
QUOTE(Rykster @ Feb 24 2006, 06:30 PM) [snapback]1077860[/snapback]
I could get with that!
anywho, very extreme punishment...i'd definately think Aztec's to be a better sentence
They just couldn't give him a huge sign to walk around on the streets with saying "I slapped a woman's butt on the street, and now I look like an idiot with this sign."
QUOTE(__Kratos__ @ Feb 26 2006, 06:18 PM) [snapback]1079915[/snapback]
They just couldn't give him a huge sign to walk around on the streets with saying "I slapped a woman's butt on the street, and now I look like an idiot with this sign."
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