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Kira
Quite good fun here are my results.... tongue.gif
The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 7 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Seventh Level of Hell!
Seventh Level of Hell

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Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.

Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Moderate
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High
Level 7 Violent Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous High

Ooooh I'm so bad laugh.gif


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Althalus
The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Moderate
Level 1 - Limbo | Very High
Level 2 | Moderate
Level 3 | Low
Level 4 | Low
Level 5 | Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very Low
Bloated Corpse
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | Very High
Level 4 | Very High
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very High

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno...nformation.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.html
Ronin6th
QUOTE
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Second Level of Hell!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
(Click on a level for more info)
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory  Repenting Believers  Moderate
Level 1 - Limbo  Virtuous Non-Believers  High
Level 2  Lustful  High
Level 3  Gluttonous  Moderate
Level 4  Prodigal and Avaricious  Low
Level 5  Wrathful and Gloomy  Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis  Heretics  Very Low
Level 7  Violent  Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge  Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers  Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus  Treacherous  Low



Huhuh...I'm definitely a bad guy...
albaqwerty
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i'm with Bloated Corpse.....8th level!

oooohhh soooo naughty laugh.gif
Bizarro
Second Level of Hell

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You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.



what can i say? im not surprised at all. so when do the orgies start? laugh.gif




Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers High
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers High
Level 2 Lustful Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous Very Low
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low
Level 7 Violent Low
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Moderate

Ronin6th
Hehe Schwartz I deserve to be in the second circle too...

...so I'll bring the pizzas and you the beers, ok? biggrin.gif
Kismit
I only made it to purgatory . I'm a good girl ohmy.gif
Tommy
8th Level here too. sasmokin.gif
SpaceyKC


Wow, Tommy I guess there's a lot you haven't been
sharing with us about your college adventures! wink.gif


Kismit, I got to purgatory too! (does this mean
we can party with no ill affects?) biggrin.gif
Halo_Jones
Kismit & KC You angels.user posted image< thats more like it biggrin.gif

I was level 5, an inbetweeny rolleyes.gif biggrin.gif
SpaceyKC

laugh.gif Halo! (guess that's why we fell a few levels,
but we don't want to miss out on everything!) biggrin.gif
Tommy
*lol* KC laugh.gif

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Homer
I will take the test eventually. I have attempted three times already, and each time the server is down due to too many people doing this.

But still, wouldn't you think that they would have made additional space specifically for me? Don't they realize who I am? laugh.gif
Kira
ohmy.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif @Homer hey maybe they think you already know the answer...... smile.gif
Homer
So what are you trying to say CW laugh.gif

I think they do realize who I am, and that is why they won't let me in biggrin.gif
Kismit
why would you even need to take the test ?
Dark Lord Homer wink.gif
Kismit
I let you in on a little secret ph34r.gif . . . . . .




I had one of these
Homer
Dark Lord Homer

As a huge Star Wars fan, and Darth Vader being my favorite character, I will take that as a compliment smile.gif

neen
tongue.gif tongue.gif 2nd level of hell!! tongue.gif tongue.gif Geesh i new my lustful ways would bite me in the bum!But going to hell,damn i wasn't that bad a girl...was i? tongue.gif tongue.gif
Bizarro
hehe, come on in baby, there is plenty of room for a gal like you in the 2nd level, muahahaha user posted image
Guest
Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis
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bigsteff
ok it was me....i was the guest with the sixth level cool.gif laugh.gif
SpaceyKC



laugh.gif bigsteff
racerette
I'm 5th level of hell! Seriously , I thought I was more good than that! ohmy.gif
Homer
WOOOOHOOOO!!!!

2nd Level of Hell-Lustful

QUOTE
This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity.

This doesn't sound so bad biggrin.gif


QUOTE
Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

I'm in good company biggrin.gif
Besides, they only wished they were as lustful as I am laugh.gif
Nintendork
2 level
emmy
The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 8 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!

Uh oh...I'm a very bad girl devil.gif
Kaj
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!

You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Low
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Moderate
Level 7 | Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | High


hmmmmmm...............(Im in hell..I´m in hell...Muahahahahahaha) sasmokin.gif sasmokin.gif
Blood Angel
i got the seventh level, god dammit a bit of violence never hurt anybody i dunno what all the fuss is about, *runs off to torture flys by pulling off their wings*

ph34r.gif gunsmilie.gif
lil_kanga77
First Level of Hell - Limbo

tongue.gif
Sukato-San
Second Level of Hell

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You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.


Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
(Click on a level for more info)
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers High
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers High
Level 2 Lustful Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low
Level 7 Violent High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Very Low

*looks around* I hope Neen's in here too... wink2.gif
neen
* neen spots Sukato-San, gives an evil grin and crooks her finger.....come here you naughty naughty man.....* devil.gif
connecian
Second Level of Hell

Cool.. Ilike being lustful whistling2.gif devil.gif
sarkypi
Where in hell will you reside? devil.gif

Welcome to Hell
spyro_86
Seventh Level of Hell

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Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.


LOL.

Oh, well I'm athiest.
Bizarro
we did this one before:

http://www.unexplained-mysteries.com/forum...c=3397&hl=dante
Exeter
Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

Huh. Pimps and fortune tellers in the same place. Who would've thought...? whistling2.gif
skaterblues

hey, i have tried personality disorder on that site too...

Disorder Rating Information

Paranoid: Very High
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Very High
Histrionic: High
Narcissistic: Very High
Avoidant: Moderate
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

ohhh... that's amazing... alien.gif
Engulf
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Second Level of Hell!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
(Click on a level for more info)
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Moderate
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous Low
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Low
Level 7 Violent High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low


violent - high??....hmmm,better cut my Vice City routines........ laugh.gif
Mr. Salt
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | High
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | Low
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

Hmm... who would've thought?
UnpopularLola
The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 7 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Seventh Level of Hell


Level / Who are sent there?/ Score
Purgatory / Repenting Believers / Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers / Low
Level 2 / Lustful / Moderate
Level 3 / Gluttonous / High
Level 4 / Prodigal and Avaricious / High
Level 5 / Wrathful and Gloomy / Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics / High
Level 7 / Violent / Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers / Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous / Very High

wha...........????

Mentalcase
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | High
Level 5 | Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Low
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate

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Seraphina
Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

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You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.


Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious High
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High
Level 7 Violent High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous High



Well...I guess the message is clear...God hates me thumbsup.gif


Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: High
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low
Mr. Salt
God is not laughing with you, he is laughing at you! laugh.gif . JK Seraphina.
Kismit
QUOTE (Exeter @ Sep 12 2003, 03:09 PM)

Huh. Pimps and fortune tellers in the same place. Who would've thought...? whistling2.gif

Hmmmm!! Sounds like the unexplained mystery forums to me laugh.gif
tendo
well, im not sure of the authority a man made computer program has at judging our sins, and no where did it ask if we were saved, but i made it to purgatory
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