^^^
Heh, heh!

Drives me nuts when someone walks into the kitchen and stands there with the fridge door open. Like the longer you stand there looking the more food will appear. Or leaving the cabinet doors open. OMG..I scream and slam them. Or wiping your hands on the hand towels in the bathroom and letting them hang halfway falling off instead of straightning it back up. Or..this is the worst...after taking a shower evetyone in my house leaves their towel on the floor and leaves the shower curtain open. There is a reason why I bought a curtian with a design. So that company who use our facilities can look at a nice designed shower curtain instead of our dirty tub..

I don't keep peeking into the fridge expecting more food to appear, I do it because of diminishing expectations!

I find it annoying when males are constantly talking about how big their junk is...

unless of course the male I'm quoting is talking about the water splashing back up on his b--....nevermind

Jeez Pany, I'd hardly call it constant when this is the 1st one in about 1500 posts I have done without mentioning the lil buddy!

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lol I didn't mean just you

I know, I am just a pain always looking for a laugh. I think I will become a standup.
Just joking around Pandy!

phew...I was worried

Regardless, the water is still cold, and not particularly deep!

Well this thread has taken a strange turn...

Or it would help if the woman just told the damn truth, lol.


Nagging is the response you get when you have to ask them MORE THAN ONCE. If they did it the first time, they would get NAGGED at! It's their own fault.


Lmao!


I'll say ...

Strange turns, good for a screen name and one of the reasons I LOVE this forum!

Is that you, mother?

I find it funny when blokes tell their buddies about a fight they got into. It starts off with them 'flooring' the attacker with only one punch.

What cracks me up though, is that every time they tell this story, they add more attackers, weapons and 'Kung-Foo' moves to a point where they come across as a "one-man A-Team".

One of my friends did this recently, he had a fight with two guys who were average build; by the end of the day of telling the story over and over the story eventually became 'Five 6ft men'.

I rest my case.

Lol...well, not all guys are like that

Clearly.

*coughmylittleponycough*

LOL !!!!! I know what you mean.

Something illegal is going on here...

Then i'd have competition! No chance.

Oh to be the one the only casanove eh?

That reminds me ...

A guy thinks that is cool (I'm not exactly arguing though ). If a woman played the "Casanova" game, she would be classed as a wh*re.

You men get away with too much!

This must have been written by an extremely disillusioned guy, or a woman!!!

"Woman's faults are many, men have only two.
Everything we say, everything we do"!!!

It's sooooo true...

My biggst niggle with Mrs WereBo is her constant arguing with the TV!!! If the news or something comes on, she doesn't talk to me, she argues AT the Newsreader!! Her other pet wind-up is correcting folk's grammar on TV!!! 'Why didn't they just say XXXXXXXXX?? it's so much quicker than all they just said"!!!

The end result is that I haven't a clue what's happening in the world apart from her opinion of it, and that's wrong cos she only 1/2 heard it over her rabbitting...

Duh??? How dumb can that be???

Women!!! Can't live with 'em, can't shoot 'em!!!

^ Haha! I love that one. You're so right, too.


Hold up! How is "shouting at the news reader" and "correcting grammar on TV" any different to a guy watching the football?

* They shout at the players to cheer them on
* They shout and swear at the ref.
* They assume that screaming at the players (when they're about to shoot for the goal) is going to correct them with their aim
* They disagree with the angle of the shot then swear their ar*e off

Blah blah blah ...


Hilarious!

You are so RIGHT T.....if a woman did act the casanove she would be classed as allsorts and frowned apon........and thats fair WHY????? I guess it will always be like that huh.

IE if a guy brags about sleeping around...his buddies think he is THE MAN and way to go
If a girl does the same she is branded a whore slag

Allo Tornado
Re guys swearing at the ref on TV, I hate football And most other sports too... It's guaranteed to get either of us grabbing for the godstick (remote) on the table between our 2 armchairs...

I've almost totally given up with tv nowadays, even when films she wants to watch are on, she'll gabber over the top, then ask me what she missed!!! An ominous silence is her usual answer. By the time I've answered, I've missed the next bit of the program, usually, the 'key' part of it too.

Are you talking about football or hunting?

Or...something else?

Thing is, we do our stuff, wipe, close the lid , then flush. And sometimes the paper don't get flushed down properly because there's air trapped in it that keeps it floating or the suction is just a tad too weak, but we wouldn't know because we've closed the lid already.

Now, there's plumbing. Most plumbers are men. Why don't you do something about it?

Allo WereBo!

Lol, TV is bad for relationships. I don't watch it much either - personal choice. No longer because the 'hub' annoys me.

I have to agree about women and TV.

Another pet hate of mine when it comes to women (and there are MANY) is when they talk along with the script. They've memorised the words to a "T", and have this agonising urge to let EVERYONE ELSE KNOW how good their memory is.

You might as well turn the film off and let them act it out for you!


Football! It's a common saying:

"HE SHOOTS - HE SCORES!"


You know, I have to agree with you. About 95% of my friends are blokes. For one, they are so much more fun to be with, and second, your above reason is the exact reason why I can't get along with girls.

I have more pet hates when it comes to women, than men.

It's good to hear that not all women think they are perfect.

I personally think any women who has the audacity to believe that men are the harder, more annoying race to deal with is just being naive and a little stupid (In other words being a typical women)

These are some things women should concentrate on before complaining about men.

1- Say what you bloody mean, we are not fu(king mind readers. If my GF comes out of my bathroom mad and says "Well, we are out of toilet paper" I am going to take this as a warning (as any normal person would) and simply thank her. What I fail to realize is that what she actually means is I should go and get some toilet paper. Men would not do this.

2- Quit changing your damn mind. It's funny how women can change their mind about absolutely anything with little r no warning and just expect the guy to say "That's fine babe" NO IT'S NOT BLOODY FINE. They also have the nerve to claim that they are women and they are allowed to change their mind, HUH I'd like to see a guy get away with this.

3- Complain when a guy likes to wash his car and keep it clean inside and out, but when it's not clean tell us that it's disgusting and that they don't know how we can drive around in something. Well ladies, I don't see you thanking us for the lift so you don't have to walk everywhere. We should be complaining because it should be you who are washing the car.

4- Oh and also women, we don't mind hearing about how your day was, but you don't need to tell us every thing you did, every conversation you had and every thought that came into your head as soon as we come home. Having said this, if you still feel you need to tell us, then fin but at least allow us GET OUR OTHER FOOT INTO THE DOOR first.

5- The toilet seat. OH PLEASE it is pathetic to think this is even worth talking about, women who complain should take a look at themselves in the mirror and hang their head in shame. How hard is it to reach and push the stupid thing down, literally less then 2 seconds effort. You are just jealous that men can do it standing up, don't be sore loosers.

Thats just some of the reasons why women should think what we tolerate from them before even contemplating complaining about us.

There that is only some of the reasons women are worse.

I cant help it

anyways I hate how you tell a girl something private and she tell every one she knows.

Wow. Just wow. All of it...

Current boyfriend still hasn't moved out of the 'perfect' stage and I don't do any of the things mentioned about girls.

An ex used to forget to flush the toilet at all sometimes and he never cleaned around the bowl when he made a mess. Believe me, that's far worse than leaving the seat up/lid off.

Lol, did you get out of bed the wrong side?

Yeah sorry about that. I'm feeling much better noe that I had my meds.

Wow look at all the pretty colours

You want to know the crazy things that teen girls do? They're always at the mall, they don't need their fists to hurt you, it seems like all they do is paint their nails and shop , and yet they still have time to discuss Bam Margera...

IMO, both sexes are equally irritating but in their own individual ways. Besides, it's not really the gender at fault, it's the particular person. Just so happens that some traits are shared by a few people of the same gender.

Why can't man whipe the toilet seat ??? ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Why can't they ever admit they are lost ... it would save so MUCH TIME !!!

Nowadays if they're lost, they can blame it on the sat nav. - it's still a woman they're moaning at!

Well, I've seen people of the same sex and the different sex do the samething, And
that's true. First you stay Quiet to see if they're going to let you pass then you
say excuse me and they stay in front of you. Hate it when people do that!

It depends.

its not our falt it comes out like wiper fluid in the mornings. just be glad most of it goes in the toilet.

I love my wife!


But she sometimes come home from a bad day at the hospital and almost wants to cry from it and wants to tell me every little detail. So being the good husband I try to give her helpful advice to the different things she tells me, but DOES NOT WANT HELP SHE ONLY WANTS ME TO LISTEN! Well now we do this with the tv on and though I am looking at her it is stargate (or whatever other show that is on ) that I hear.

She likes to talk loudly on the phone while on the couch right next to me where I can't hear the tv. Once I turned it up loud and she stopped the conversation to tell me the tv was too loud! WTF? We worked this one out, she talks in the other room now.

The last one is standing in the way of the tv or wanting to talk to me during my shows, I cant talk to her during American Idol, don't talk to me during mine.

Her mom gets me too. She is in her 80's and a wonderful woman. she loves to talk. Sometimes I sneak out the room where everyone is and watches some tv. she then decides she wants to talk to me then. but only when it is a show I really want to see. it never fails. Sometimes my wife knows what is going on and will call her mom into the other room to save me.


I am afraid of the list my wife might make for me but I know me eating anything with beans in it will make the list.

Joe

Poor Joe

Of course she doesn't want help. She's probably more than capable of taking care of her own problems she merely wants to vent. Much the same way my husband wants to do when he gets home.

Just nod or shake your head accordingly and be sympathetic.

LOL... yeah... i guess in my stupid "toiletic" misery i have to be greatefull for that

ROLF>..too funny! ...Poor Joe..!!!

yeah but we love eachother after 12 years as if we are still in our first month of dating, so even the annoying things are so minor.

Joe