Okay, to start off - you blokes!

If you're anything like my husband, you're in the habit of keeping hold of the remote control for the TV. You'll FINALLY find something you want to watch, THEN when a commercial break comes up, you flick through the channels, start watching something else, and forget about the show you were originally watching.

This is a never-ending circle throughout the evening!

People that eat extremely loudly/talk with their mouth full
People that can never make a decision

I seem to in general get along better with males than with females, except when it comes to contact sports and car racing. I do not get their fascination with this stuff. It is just boring to me.

When they get in your way and don't move, you just want to knee them in the . . . . . .

I definetely agree with this one.

You know, I've actually been sat on and pinned down for a full half hour, just so that he can keep me from turning the channel.

I grew up surrounded by males...thats prolly why I tend to act like one at times...

but I can NOT stand when your talking to a male...and they completely tune you out...and continue watching tv and/or doing whatever...

Of course when I then say "a*shole, I'm talking to you"...I get a response...

It's quite annoying when guys don't look at your face

It's annoying when...


You're a guy who expresses his feelings alot, but you meet a girl who doesn't. [doesn't happen often!]

Habit of gossiping loudly.

Or if you are a guy watching tv and your girlfriend won't stop trying to talk to you!

I knew that one would come up at some point.

I never saw that bit before. Well in that case I'll go with Frogfish; the gossip and general b****iness annoys me.

^ Pay attention T-Nemy . . geez man . . . .

Just kidding with ya!

I've noticed that with most guys I know, they hate housework and will try their best to get out of it. Yet, if they go to someone elses house for dinner (namely, their partner's families' house), they're the first to get to the sink and help out.

Then they have the nerve to end it with "oh you're welcome. It's not a problem at all", followed by an ar*e-licking smile.

Never at home though!

Getting agry at every little thing. You didn't pick up the mail. The toilet seat is no down! Go mow the grass (you just did it yesterday).

Well you're right. Recently I keep not seeing really obvious things, I'm going mad.



I'll leave it down when they start leaving it up.

Toilet seat tug-o-war, eh?

That's one way of putting it.

I really don't like clingy girls. :tearshairout:
Jealous girls too, cause I have a lot of female friends.

Getting stabbed for cheap flowers or not being in the mood to romp would have to be at the top of my list!

I hate that, they complain we left it up. I'm gonna complain they left it down.

They complain if you give them something to complain about.
I don't get into fights with women because i take the extra three seconds to not give them a reason to be upset, and when you do that you get the same respect in return.
You got something to complain about, then you have something to fix and more than likely, it starts with you.

And a quick note, if you leave the toliet up, when you flush the spray of the toilet can reach absolutely everywhere in the bathroom, including on your towels and on your sink and on your toothbrush. So in leaving the seat up, all you're hurting is yourself.

Yeah, I'm aware. I was just joking, I do leave the toilet seat down, I'm a gentleman at heart.

Reading all these I'm glad to finally know me Hubby is not unique!

How about; never admitting they are lost, or admitting they're wrong. I heard him on the phone the other week say;"Oh, I'm sorry I must have gotten something wrong there." I about fell on the floor! All these years and that's "our first time". That's soooo wrong!

I am directionally challenged. I don't stop and ask for directions, I stop and ask for an escort!

Burnsy.........marry me?

overly clingy males...

Burns knows how to please the ladies.

Strap *them* down then!

I don't think it should be up to them to get their body parts out of your line of sight.

Ohh I so hate it when my BF leaves the darn seat UP and says...then why don't you leave it up too....if so what's the flaming point in having a toilet seat in the first place!!! LOL

I hate it when I come home and there he is watching the same freaking movies over and over again...I swear I can re-write - Ferris Bullers Day Off myself that and Top Gun any wonder I now HATE those movies!!!

I always let others say their peice 1st and I listen to what they have to say without butting in...it's how I am..but when I go to talk and some ignorant twat buts in...I just want to headbutt them grrrrrrrrrr

An what's with guys when you try and have a conversation with them and they give you a look..ya know the come to bed look and then they always without fail lower the tone of the conversation to sex...IE - you cant say things like - I had to come and....I just pulled it..ect good gawd give me strengh

My hubby flips through channels on the t.v. with lightning speed, then flips through them again whenever there's a commercial. I've learned to sit at the computer w/the headphones turned up or leave the room so I don't hurt him!

The only thing about women that bothers ime s their occasional lack-of-logic moods. When they just have to be right because they wanna be. That gets to me. But men annoy me more than any woman could. All that angstiness, and general... manness... meh.


I find that annoying if anyone is reluctant to look at you directly when speaking to you. Most of the time, it means they're lying.

True when someone is telling you something and they keep looking away..you know its a lie

Or how about when they have the "they are always right" mentality.

I get frustrated when women don't say what they want to say directly. I'm not the brightest crayon in the Crayola craton, you know.

I've been around more girls that boys during my lifetime. I can go on and on about what I hate about guys.

but you all are supposed to read our minds! don't you know anything?

perhaps you can get one of our resident professional psychics here on UM to teach you a thing or two.

It's easy deliria. It's not what they say, it's how they say it and how they're acting.

If they're grumping around and you ask how they are, if they reply with 'fine' but say it in an upset way, you know what she's really saying isn't that she's fine.

And here's some more feminine lingo:

Nothing's wrong MEANS there is something wrong.

That's generally what i just said. 'Fine' and 'nothings wrong' aren't that different really.

But a woman can say nothings wrong and mean it, you have to just listen to how they say it to know if they mean it or not.

Listening lads, it's all about just listening.

This is the 1st time I have ever heard a guy say that...it's all about listening....and yes it is all about listening

I am a good listener...I am forever asking my BF about his day...but when I go to tell him about mine...his eyes are well fixed on the tv....he also lacks consideration....if most men where more considerate...they wouldn't find themselves being nagged at...now would they?

amen, bm....

burnside seems like a very kind and considerate guy. perhaps we should start feeding our men whatever he happens to eat... maybe they'll get better attitudes.

Burnside seems to be one in a million...maybe he should run a - How to be a real gent class LOL

unfortunately, i do believe that 99.9% of the class would fail. so sad...

I'll be a lil more generous and say that 98% would fail

I love men -- all their little quirks and ideosynchrasies. Men are great.

And about leaving the toilet seat up or down -- I prefer that you close not only the seat but the lid as well. Who wants to see the toilet water swirling around? Don't people have lids on their toilets?

I think when they say seat that they actually mean the lid.

Actually, I learned years ago to pee sitting down. No worries about the seat, or aiming, just, that the water is cold!