Hi all,
I was wondering if you could start your very own religion, what rules/commandments would you set? Say a maximum of 10.
Just thought I might get some interesting replies

The Doc

I think you'll get some interesting ones by BM.
I'd never start a religion though.

I can only think of one,
don't turn the other cheek

Mine would basically be rewriting alot of laws.

LMAO @ Yel lol

Yea like - BMaterian...and build school, churches and hospitals and call then the 1st BMaterian church of.........!!!

If I had to make a new religion...it would be the BMaterian's

Who to worship ---- God or Gods if you like...(or me BM lol)

A church--- Well if you like..but your home is your church...pray whereever you like...but if you want a church it has to be the 1st BMaterian church of your town and EVERYONE welcome...Homer Simpson even holds gay weddings there too How long would a service last for...well as far as im concerned...5- 10 mins but if you feel you want to stay longer do so...just clean up before you go!!!

Bible--Ahhh see this is it...you don't need one...lets just make this stuff up as we go along..it might sound better and more convincing

Hymns - Hmmm anything from All Saints ect but no swearing BM forbids it

Prayers - Make your own up if you like...I do

Commitment - oookk...if you aint too busy why not LOL but not to worry BM will tell you your God will still love you no matter what

Other rules.....No fighting

No littering!

No kissing in the back rows ect

No name calling

No throwing popcorn

NB's -- No throwing paper planes at other worshipers lol.

No throwing paper airplanes at the other worshippers? Darn I'm out than.

Well could i still do my old trick and walk up to a worshipper and ask them if that seat is saved?

@is this seat saved....nice one Stargazer lol

yey, see me and know me, i am ADNAN ! here be my rules,
1. Thou shalt watch pornografy and masturbate regulary.
2. Thou shalt worship me and olny me, or what eveer im not a controll freak.
3. Thou shall never kill, unless one should try to kill you, then you can open a can of thou's woop ass
4.No smoking, or i shall send you to hell.
5.Never become a member of UM, they shall make you dout things.
6.Thou shall play Street fighter at least once a week.
7.Treat other the way you wish to be treated, unless you are popular and must keep and image.
8.Man am i drunk.
9.Hell is no longer a place of fire, it is what you call "Peter grarth on midnight oil" he shall dance like a retarded blind man trying to blance and walk on nails.

Starting a religion? not my thing. but starting a list of rules for better living: totally.

1. Always do your best.
2. Be honest; deceit breeds trouble.
3. Be aware of what you are doing at all times.
4. Do not regret the things you have done.
5. Live within your means.
6. If you've got it, use it.
7. If you don't like it, work hard to change it.
8. Always learn new things.
9. Evidence supercedes belief.
10. Do what makes you happy.

I've found guidance for many situations through these principles. some of these are simplified for practical reasons, but the overall effect is the same.

if i ever started a religion, though, it would probably involve the teenage mutant ninja turtles. on a cartoon level, they follow my rules anyway.

Should I crate a religion, I would only ask one thing:

Accept yourself and others, completely and truly, for who they are and what they stand for.

Interesting. The Ten Commandments of Corvus Animism:

1: The greatest virtue one can have is honesty.
2: Care about your Education, Intelligence, and Well-Being.
3: Give the utmost respect to everything in nature [From humans to dirt].
4: Learn to respect and accept yourself no matter who you are.
5: LET LOGIC AND RATIONAL THINKING REIGN; Avoid applying ideals to the world
6: Understand Subjectivity, Objectivity, Empathy, and Apathy.
7: Cherish and respect skill, wisdom, knowledge, and experience.
8: Seek to better your life.
9: Discover who you are to yourself and to the world.
10: Keep learning and growing in all aspects of knowledge and growth; do not fear knowledge.

Just to insert a little humor here...

http://www.markfiore.com/animation/petro.html

my 10 rules
1.do as i say
2.speak in tongues at all times LOL
3.be down
4.never be scared
5.say what u want
6.do what u want
7go where u want
8 have a ll 6 ICL joker cards
9.hate slimshady
10 not listen to THEM

Anything that involves multiple hot females.

1. Be nice.
2. Dont harm animals and humans.
3. Be a cosmopolitean.
4. Meditate.

and last and most important rule

5. Bring all your money to Sanjuro!!!!!111one Muahahah!11

And girls dude. Don't forget that.