"some people are so ungrateful to be alive... but not you, not anymore...." -jigsaw, saw I

that had to have been the most meaningful quote i've ever heard. it made the movie, imo.

Brian Johnson:


Dear Mr. Vernon: We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. What we did was wrong, but we think you're crazy to make us write an essay, telling you who we think we are. What do you care? You see us as you want to see us, in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. You see us as: a brain, an athlete, a basket case, princess, and a criminal. Correct? That's the way we saw each other at 7 o'clock this morning. We were brainwashed.

The Breakfast Club ,1985

Yaa, Im a llama again <---emperors new groove

"Gabrielle.....you're insane!" from Constantine.

Two of my favorites are from The Rocky Horror Picture Show :

"It's not easy having a good time" and "Even smiling makes my face ache".

From Zorro: The Gay Blade: (speaking English in a Mexican accent to where all his letter v's sound like b's) "There's something wrong with your vowels."

And from Superman:"Hey Jim, Whoa!"

Look at my signature(this movie isn't out yet though)I saw the trailer on Ifilm.com.

One of my favourite movies

I love the movie constantine,2005.

"we are the ones who dwell with in"-jennifer carpener as emily rose
the exorcism of emily rose

'there may be a day when the courage of men fails, but it not this day, this day we fight!!!!!!' , LOTR

'Lovley food!! *mutters* for rabbits that is ' wallace and gromit, curse of the were rabbit

"STAMPEDE!" - Tremors. Watch the movie, you'll get it.

i don't remember the exact wording, but it was something like this

" ... you go against me and i will crack your head so bad, when i get out of prison you will be waking up from your coma... and than guess what... i'll find you and crack it again..."

Joe Pesci in one of my favorite movies "Casino"

From The Core...
The computer programmer to the physicist:

Cabin Fever has ravaged all aboard,
this once proud vessel has become a floating psycho ward
- song "Cabin Fever", from Muppets: Treasure Island

Classic

Oh I forgot:

"God told me that!"

Tim Curry as Rev Ray from Pass the Ammo: Praise the Lord!

Highly recommended!

exorcist = what a wonderful day for an exorcism

jaws= your gonna need a bigger boat

jaws- drink to your leg ?
yah drink to your leg
were gonna drink to our legs

heres to swimming with bow legged woman

And of course the part where robert shaw was talking about world war 2 ship that deleivered the bomb when a thousand something men went in to the water and three hundred sixteen came out on such and such a date
sharks took the rest on such and such a date
jaws= cheif, youve ever seen a sharks eyes?
there lifeless, like dolls eyes it isnt untill they bite ya thennnnnnnnnthey roll over whaite and you start to hear the screaming that high picthed screaming.


lion king= timone?
ya pumba?
you ever wonder what those brite sparkly thing are up there in the sky?
ya there fireflys fireflys that got stuck up in that big black dark thing
i always thought they were big balls of gas that are stuck in the atmosphere


lion king= simba ,..look at the stars ,. those stars are kings looking down on us


pumpkinhead - witch speaks ,.....raising the dead ...aint within my powers. ......
i said theres nothing i can do.
what you want ed harley say it say it .
whats your asking for pays a powerful price

you ever hear of razor back horror ,theres an old pumpkin patch deep way back in them woods thats where folks would bury kin
kins they were shamed of
grab a shovel ...the thing your looking for is in there
you got to bring it back to me
there are some things i gotta do to it before it will be any use to ya
leave the boy
youll know ed harley
youll know....


upon returning

what is it ? here give me your hand
its whats you wanted ed harley ,
vegence pure as venom vengence
for each mans evils there exists a special demon
you can go now ed harley now it begins....


LATER EDS UPSET HE CAN FEEL THE DEMON COMMIT THE SLAYING-
let it finish its got to run its course now
you gotta stop stop it before it killsemall
its what you wanted ,...what,? did you you think it would be neet and clean and painless
your a fool ed harley and you die all the sooner

HE SCREAMS G_D__M YOU REPEATS IT
Withch say "he already has son
"he already has"

edward scissor hands= were not cheap!

Mike: They're pretending to be alive...
Riley: Isn't that what we're doing? Pretending to be alive?
- Land of the Dead

Tommy Boy

Emperors New Grove

"We're gonna need a bigger boat." -Chief Brody from Jaws

an emporer tells mozart that his song has too many notes in it. mozart is outraged, but the jealous court musician tells mozart that the emporer is right and that there are too many notes in his song. seeing that mozart is outraged the emporer, who is fond of mozarts talents, says "all you have to do is cut out a few". to this mozart replies, "which few did you have in mind?"

from-Dirty Harry-"anytime i see a man chasing a woman down an alley with a knife in one
hand,and a hard on in the other,my policy is to shoot the bastard!"

"can't you see that guy is a ni?"--
"somebody's gotta go back and get a sh**load of dimes."
"hey,hey,where the white women at?"
"never mind that sh**,here comes mongo."
all from
"Blazing Saddles"

"i wish i knew how to quit you"

jack twist Brokeback mountain

I dont know if its been said but

Star Wars Episode V

Darth Vader: Luke, I am your farther!

Luke: No, NO, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Tommy Corn: What are you doing tomorrow?
Albert Markovski: I was thinking about chaining myself to a bulldozer. Do you want to come?
Tommy: What time?
Albert: Mmm... one, one-thirty.
Tommy: Sounds good. Should I bring my own chains?
Albert: We always do.

-I <3 Huckabees

Ritchie:"Hey....When you dream, are you still Joey?"

- "A History Of Violence"-

Did I call it or what?!?!? I was thinking of adding the two other sections after -

Joey:"....Joey's been dead a long time ....."

Ritchie:".....Yet, here you sit, big as life...... Youve been this other guy almost as long as youve been yourself!"

I don't know what would be better out of the three though, it's uncompare-able.

[size="4"][/size][color="#000000"][/color][font="Century Gothic"][/font] Has anyone here seen the film full metal jacket from Stanly Kubrick? Welol anyway this scene cracks me up, aswell as Brandon Hardesty doing a renactment of this scene. In this scene from Stanley Kubrick's Full Metal Jacket, new recruits for Vietnam are being lectured on their first day by Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, played by former real-life drill instructor R. Lee Ermey. it cracks me up a bit he says, he says thes things:

"Who said that? WHO THE **** SAID THAT? Who is the slimy communist sh** twinkle toed c*** sucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody ha? the FAIRY ****ING GODMOTHER SAID IT!!"

"What we got here a ****in comedian private joker, I admire your honesty. Hell I like you, you can come to my house and **** my sister!! (he then punches him in the stomach) you little scumbag!! I got your name I got ur ass, you will not laff u wil not cry, u wil learn by the numbas I will teach u now get up, get on ur feet!!"

"Are you shook up are you nervous?
"Sir i am Sir"
"do i make u nervous?"
"sir"
"Sir wot? wer u about to call me an a******?"
"Sir no sir"
"How tall r u private?"
"Sir five foot nine sir"
"Five foot nine I didn't know they stacked sh** that high! You trying to squeese a nit sh** on me somewhere?
"bull! I bet the best bit of you ran down the crack of your mamas ass and ended up as a brown stain on the matress! I think you've been cheated! where in the hell are you from anyway private?"
"Sir Texas sir"
"Holy dog sh** texas only steer and queers come from texas private cowboy and you dont luk much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down! Do you suk dick?
"Sir no Sir"
"Are you a peter puffer?"
"Sir no Sir"


This is not aimed to offend anyone, please don't take this offesnsively as I didnt say this at all, it is a quotation. =]

Oh and if you would like to watch the reenactment then click this link!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEb-gSQpJp8&NR=1

Or type copy and paste it in!!

Also go on the pulp fiction one aswell that this guy did!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVdlW-T908w&feature=user lol very funni =]

How do you write woman so well? - I think of a man and I take away reason and accountability. `Jack Nicholson

"Life is like A Box Of Chocolates, You Never Know What You're Gonna Get"

Hot Rod "Cool Beans!"

''I came here today to do 2 things, kick ass & chew bubble gum........and i'm all out of bubble gum.'' from....well you know.

we arent doing it for a load of money.....we are doing it for a sh** load of money - space balls

"Remember remember the fifth of November, the gunpowder, treason and plot. I see no reason why the gunpowder treason should ever be forgot" (V for Vendetta)

''Spartans!....Prepare for Glory!'' (300)

"This is madness!....madness?..THIS!IS SPARTA!" (300)

I kick ass in the name of the lord.
Round house zombie kicking priest in peter jackson splatter movie, Braindead.
heres the clip if you wanna see it.'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfkHkdu5IEI

BOONDOCK SAINTS, WHEN ROCCO IS FINDING OUT HOW THEY CHOOSE WHO DIES

WE'RE KIND OF LIKE SEVEN ELEVEN...WE'RE NOT ALWAYS DOING BUSINESS, BUT WE ARE ALWAYS OPEN.

Life goes by pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Ferris: Ferris Bueller's Day Off

bond james bond

HERE'S JOHNNYY!!!

Twilight Zone The Movie- "Hey! Do you want to see something really scary?!"

Ghosbusters- I've been slimed!!!

Clint Eastwood in Dirty Harry- Feel'in lucky punk, well do yah!

More of an exchange really: Rocky III

Paulie: I don't care for these people (meaning black people).

Rocky: Maybe they don't like you much either.

Paulie: What did I ever do to them?

"I'LL BE BACK"

"Blazing Saddles"...."Where are all tha' white women at?"

Jimmie: No, No, No, No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said Dead ****** Storage?
Jules: Jimmie, you know I ain't seen no...
Jimmie: Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said Dead ****** Storage?
Jules: [pause] No. I didn't.
Jimmie: You know WHY you didn't see that sign?
Jules: Why?
Jimmie: 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead ****** ain't my ****** business, that's why!

It's not a quote from a movie, but a quote from actor Robert Mitchum & are apparently the words he used to propose to his wife. :-

''Marry me and you'll fart through silk for the rest of your life''

Boom baby, love that film! That has got to be one of the funniest of all time!

Kuzco: Ok, trot out the ladies - yikes, yikes, yikes, hate your hair, let me guess, you have a great personality.


Yzma: Ah, how shall I do it? Oh, I know. I'll turn him into a flea, a harmless, little flea, and then I'll put that flea in a box, and then I'll put that box inside of another box, and then I'll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives...
Yzma: [laughs]
Yzma: ...I'll smash it with a hammer! It's brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, I tell you! Genius, I say!
Yzma: [knocks over bottle of poison on flower, which shrivels up and dies]
Yzma: Or, to save on postage, I'll just poison him with this.

Michael Caine in the Italian Job (1969) "YOUR ONLY SUPPOSED TO BLOW THE BLOODY DOORS OFF!!!" lol

from Back to the Future

where Biff grabs Georges' head , knocks on it and says

" Hello...... Mcfly !"

and when Georges says to Loraine

"you are my density" ( supposed to be destiny)

or when George says to Biff later

"Get your damn hands off of her "

and lastly when Georges present day older son kisses him on the head and says

" whoa Pop , about time you got that oil changed !"

lol...

OMG that was my favourite movie growing up Ripley lol.

The Devil's Rejects (2005)

Baby: Chinese, Japanese, Dirty knees, look at these!

Captain Spaulding: I'm gonna have to be taking your car today. See I have some top secret clown business that supersedes any plans that you might have for this here vehicle.

Otis: I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
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House of 1000 Corpses (2003)

Captain Spaulding: after shooting Killer KarL: G**d**m, m*****f*****R got blood all over my best clown suit



Mary Knowles: Where's Bill?
Otis: Bill?
Mary Knowles: Is he okay?
Otis: He's a good guy.He's been a great help to me. A real blessin'. I couldn't have asked for a better specimen. You don't know what kind of dry spell I've had, total block, total block.
Mary Knowles: But Bill, he's okay. Where is he? Can I see him? Can I see Bill, please?
Otis: Let's go see......Behold...fishboy!
Mary Knowles: Oh my God!
[Otis reveals that he has mutilated Bill and fused his remains with a giant fish tail]
Mary Knowles: Oh my God, Bill. No, no, this can't be real. This can't be real. This can't be real, this can't be real.