PEE-WEE HERMAN (Paul Reubens): "I know you are, but what am I?"
PEE-WEE'S BIG ADVENTURE, Warner Bros., 1985

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one i like the best i cant find or quote exact

it's in Arthur

Arthur's future father in-law tells him he believes drinking affects decision making

to which Arthur replies..........I cant decide

cracks me up

I felt like destroying something beautiful. (Fight Club)

I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is. (Forrest Gump)

We shall have peace... We shall have peace when you answer for the burning of the Westfold! When you answer for the children who lie dead on the plains! For the soldiers whose bodies were hewn even as they lay dead there! We shall have peace when you hang from a gibbit for the sport of your own crows! (Theoden..ROTK)

“Never get attached to something you can’t leave in 30 seconds when you feel the heat coming around the corner.”

Robert De Niro

The movie Heat

DARTH VADER (David Prowse, voice of James Earl Jones): "I am your father."

HAL (V.O., voice of Douglas Rains): "Dave, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop, Dave? Stop, Dave. I'm afraid."
2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY, MGM, 1968

JOSHUA THE COMPUTER (voice of James Ackerman): "Would you like to play a game?"
WARGAMES, MGM, 1983

YODA (Frank Oz): "Do, or do not. There is no try."
STAR WARS V: THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK, Twentieth Century Fox, 1980

Black Knight (John Cleese): "Just a flesh wound..." in Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)

"And I say, 'Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.' And he says, 'Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.' So I got that goin' for me, which is nice."
- CARL SPACKLER (Bill Murray) in Caddyshack (1980)

Response to blackmail and manipulation.
"I don't care if you have pictures of me --------- Captain Kangeroo up the -----!"
Michael Douglass in The Game.

''Durka Durka La Mohammed Geehad'' ( Team America)

"Frankly, My Dear . . . I don't give a damn."
~Gone With The Wind.

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you couldnt add a favorite quote while you were at it ?

spoil sport

We all end up dead, the question is how and why.

William Wallace ~ Braveheart.

"My mother always told me, Love would set you free but, thats not true Chucky! I've been a prisner of my love for you for a very long time, Now its payback time"

Tiffany~Bride of Chucky

from UNFORGIVEN clint eastwood and gene hackman, when little bill is lying on the floor of the saloon and william money is standing over him.

little bill: "i don't deserve this"

william money: "deserve's got nothing to do with this"

BANG!!!

"You opened the box....we came, now you must come with us, taste our pleasures" - [i]Pinhead (Hellraiser)

"You see my mule don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it..."

Clint Eastwood, A Fistful of Dollars.

O-Ren Ishii: You didn't think it was gonna be that easy, did you?
The Bride: You know, for a second there, yeah, I kinda did.
O-Ren Ishii: Silly rabbit. Trix are for kids.

~~~

Copperhead: So when do we do this?
The Bride: It all depends on when do you want to die? Tomorrow? The day after tomorrow?
Copperhead: How about tonight, b****?
The Bride: Splendid, where?
The Bride: You can relax for now. I'm not going to murder you in front of your daughter.
Copperhead: That's being more rational than Bill led me to believe you were capable of.
The Bride: It's mercy, compassion, and forgiveness I lack; not rationality.

~ Kill Bill volume 1

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

--- Bladerunner ---

memorable quotes:

"I have come here to kick A** and chew bubblegum......and I'm all out of gum"
-They Live

"Wolfman's got nards!"
Monster Squad

Best quote ever

"Where are you from?"

"W w what?'

"What aint no country I've ever heard of!!" "They speak English in What?"

"W w what"

"Say what one more time, I dare ya, I double dare ya mother fu<ker!!!"

Samuel L Jackson in Pulp Fiction.

Nyx,
That one from Forrest is one of my favs also.

ET, the quote from War Games is actually "Shall we play a game?"

One of my favs is from 2010, in response to the Q, "What is going to happen?"

"Something wonderful"

All these worlds are yours, except Europa. Attempt no landing there. Use them together, use them in peace.

Ras Al Ghul ~ "Have you finally found the will to do what is necessary?"

Batman ~ "I'm not going to kill you, but I don't have to save you."

This one USED to be my profile quote, but it got removed. (Ill say it anyway. but miss out the 'bad' word)

Im gonna shove that bat up your *ss and turn you into a popsicle - Ajax (The Warriors)
And from the same film:

Warriors, come out to play-ayy - Luther (The Warriors)

That would be a great quote, .........if he didn't say it about 20 times.

The greatest movie qoute is jeff glodblum explaining Choas Theory in Jurassic Park

And Now For Something Completely Different:

Customer: "VOOM"?!? Mate, this bird wouldn't "voom" if you put four million volts through it! 'E's bleedin' demised!

Monty Python and the Holy Grail:

Black Knight: Its just a flesh wound!

Soldier: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

Monty Python's The Life of Brian:

Judith: Well, why do you want to be Loretta, Stan?
Stan(Loretta): I want to have babies.
Reg: You want to have babies?!
Stan (Loretta): It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them.
Reg: But... you can't have babies.
Stan (Loretta): Don't you oppress me.
Reg: I'm not oppressing you, Stan. You haven't got a womb! Where's the fetus going to gestate?! You going to keep it in a box?!

Monty Python's The Meaning of Life:

Debbie: Can I ask you a question?
Grim Reaper: What?
Debbie: How can we all have died at the same time?
Grim Reaper: The salmon mousse.
Geoffry: Darling, you didn't use canned salmon, did you?
Angela: I'm most dreadfully embarrassed.

[A few lines later]

Debbie: Hey, I didn't even eat the mousse.

you can add to that

"You ever read the bible. I got a passage memorised for times like this. Ezikiel 25:17 - The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. "


Favourite quote would be from 'Trainin Day'

"Aww, you motherf***ers. Okay. Alright. I'm putting cases on all you b*****s. Huh. You think you can do this sh**... Jake. You think you can do this to me? You motherf***ers will be playing basketball in Pelican Bay when I get finished with you. Shoe program, nigga. 23 hour lockdown. I'm the man up in this piece. You'll never see the light of... who the f*** do you think you're f***ing with? I'm the police, I run sh** around here. You just live here. Yeah, that's right, you better walk away. Go on and walk away... 'cause I'm gonna' burn this motherf***er down. King Kong ain't got sh** on me. That's right, that's right. sh**, I don't, f***. I'm winning anyway, I'm winning... I'm winning any motherf***ing way. I can't lose. Yeah, you can shoot me, but you can't kill me. "

Just the way he acted it. Blood dripping down his face, spit coming out of his mouth. Instant classic

SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!!!!!!

Groundhog Day
I'm a god, hey, not the god, well...
Ned? Ned ryerson? is that you? I don't know if youre doing anything later, but....could you cancel? i have a room...(awesome line)
but the best movie line, from one of the best movies ever is from die hard
"yipee kiyaa Motherf#@$er"

A lot from Dumb and Dumber and the Usual Suspects.

The Usual Suspects...fantastic movie!!!

Vincent: And you know what they call a... a... a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?

Jules: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?

Vincent: No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the f*** a Quarter Pounder is.

Jules: Then what do they call it?

Vincent: They call it a Royale with cheese.

Jules: A Royale with cheese. What do they call a Big Mac?

Vincent: Well, a Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it le Big-Mac.

Jules: Le Big-Mac. Ha ha ha ha. What do they call a Whopper?

Vincent: I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King.

HAHAHAH. YES.


"Oh, er by the way - got a bit of a dirty fork, could you ... er·.. get me another one?"
My favourite

^ "I know. And I'm sorry, bitterly sorry, but I know that... no apologies I can make can alter the fact that in our restaurant you have been given a dirty, filthy, smelly piece of cutlery!"

"and now i'm going to kill you, with your own sword no less, which in the very imediete future will be my sword"Elle

"you b****,you have no future" Bea

darryl hannah & uma thurma in kill bill 2

Some of the best quotes ever are from Batman Begins.

Enormous Prisoner: You are in hell!
[punches Bruce Wayne]
Enormous Prisoner: And I am the devil!
[punches him again]
Bruce Wayne: You're not the devil. You're practice.

Also...

Alfred Pennyworth: Why bats, sir?
Bruce Wayne: Bats frighten me. It's time my enemies share my dread.

and from Gattaca...

Vincent: [voiceover] For someone who was never meant for this world, I must confess I'm suddenly having a hard time leaving it. Of course, they say every atom in our bodies was once part of a star. Maybe I'm not leaving... maybe I'm going home.

dont you forget spaceballs guys!

"I see your shwarts is as big as mine..."


"The rasberry...there is only one man who would DARE ive me the rasberry...LONESTAR!"

South Park movie

Stan: "Comon guys, lets just think, what would Brian Boitano do?"

first thing, love that avatar rolfcopter
secondly i think i should add from my favourite movie mortal kombat
"brilliant! masterful! absolutely excellent" says raiden, clapping his hands after watching the chosen three fighters kill off a swarm of guards "but tell me, what do you plan to do about...them?" gestures to an army of a hundred guards..the guards advance, only to be stopped by lamberts raised finger.
"uh uh. I don't think so."
awesome line from an awesome flick

From Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (1998)

Dog: I'll find you... I'll find you.
Bacon: 'Course you will sweetheart!
[Ties Dog's hands behind him]
Dog: I'll find you.
Bacon: What d'you think this is? @#$%ing hide and seek?
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Eddie: Oh, and if Tom or anyone else for that matter feels like givin' them a bit of a kickin', I'm sure it won't do any harm.
Soap: Yeah, little bit of pain never hurt anybody. If you know what I mean. Also, I think knives are a good idea. Big, @#$%-off shiny ones. Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. Knives are good, because they don't make any noise, and the less noise they make, the more likely we are to use them. $*** 'em right up. Makes it look like we're serious. Guns for show, knives for a pro.
Tom: Soap, is there something we should know about you?
Bacon: I'm not sure what's more worrying. The job or your past.
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Tom: [after having just robbed Dog and his crew] Jesus, that wasn't too bad, was it?
Soap: When the bottle in my arse has contracted, I'll let you know.
Eddie: Bacon, see what we've got.
Bacon: Let's have a butcher's, eh?
[as he inspects their loot]
Bacon: We've hit the jackpot, lads! We've got God-knows-how-much of this stinking weed, a $***load of cash... and a traffic warden.
Tom: What?
[Bacon holds up an unconscious man]
Tom: Jesus, Ed, we've got a traffic warden!
Bacon: I think he's still alive - he's got claret coming out of him somewhere. What did they want with a traffic warden?
Eddie: I don't know, but I don't think we need him! Knock him out and dump him at the lights!
Bacon: Knock him out? What'd ya mean, knock him out? Knock him out with what?
Eddie: I don't know! Use your imagination!
[Bacon punches the Traffic Warden, who moans in pain]
Tom: Don't touch him up! Knock him out!
Bacon: I'll knock you out in a minute! Look, you want to knock him out? *You* knock him out.
Eddie: I @#$%ing hate traffic wardens.
[after a pause, Tom and Eddie jump into the back of the van with Bacon; all three proceed to batter the Traffic Warden senseless]
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Eddie: They're armed.
Soap: Armed, armed with what?
Eddie: Err, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit!

This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time - Fight Club

From the Godfather

michael corleone -"Never ask me about my business "

Don corleone - "I gonna make him an offer he wont refuse"

Do corleone -" A man who doesn't spend time with his family, can never be a real man."

From Scarface

Tony Montana -"'Cause none of you got the guts to be what you want to be...You need people like me so you can point your fingers and say 'hey there's the bad guy!' So what does that make you? Good guys? Don't kid yourselves. You're no better'n me. You just know how to hide --and how to lie. Me I don't have that problem. I always tell the truth -- even when I lie...So say good night to the bad guy...You're never gonna see a bad guy like me again.


~ADHD~

"Be advised I eat concertina wire and piss napalm. I can put a round through a flea's a*s at 300 yards" - Gunnery Sergeant Tom Highway (Heartbreak Ridge).

"I'd never seen anyone die before. The sound of that kid's head splitting open on the curb went right through me, it stayed in my dreams for months. Until slowly, it changed into something I couldn't recognize. The scary thing is, it doesn't bother me anymore. For a long time I thought that night was proof, that Derek was right. ............... They had said he had gone too far. They convicted Derek of voluntary manslaughter and sentenced him to state prison as is. It wouldve been life if I had testified."

Eddie Furlong narrating in "American History X".

This was inspiration in it's purest form to me, I will never forget it. I am very proud.

"hitting on me in as nice a way as I've been hit on in a long time, but the moment you find out I'm my Dad's daughter, you act like a stranger."

Claire Forlani to Brad Pitt

The movie Meet Joe Black

Fight club, Unforgiven, and Pulp Fiction are pure gold for quotes. I see one of my favorites from Unforgiven all ready posted, but I'll include my other three:

Bill Munny: Who's the owner of this sh**hole?
Skinny Dubois: I, I am. I bought the place from Greeley in '79 and
[Will shoots him]
Little Bill Daggett: You, sir, are a murdering son of a b**ch! You just shot an unarmed man!
Bill Munny: He should have armed himself if he was goin' to decorate his establishment with my friend.
Little Bill Daggett: You'd be Will Munny out of Missouri; murderer and killer of innocent women and children.
Bill Munny: I'm Will Munny and I've killed most everything that walks or crawls; and now I'm here to kill you Little Bill for what you done to Ned.


Bill Munny: Hell of a thing, killin' a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.
The Schofield Kid: Yeah, well, I guess he had it comin'.
Bill Munny: We all got it comin', kid.

Bill Munny: All right now, I'm comin' out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna shoot him. Any sumb*tch takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, but I'm gonna kill his wife. All his friends. Burn his damn house down.

Ferris: "Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."- Ferris Buellers day off

President Thomas J. Whitmore: In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And, you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. "Mankind," that word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interest. Perhaps, it's fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom--not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution, but from annihilation. We're fighting for our right to live--to exist. And, should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when the world declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night. We will not vanish, without a fight. We're going to live on. We're going to survive. Today, we celebrate our Independence Day!" --Independence Day

Donnie Darko:
"First of all, Papa Smurf didn’t create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel’s evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario <laughs> is just couldn’t happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don’t even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That’s what’s so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What’s the point of living if you don’t have a dick?"

May Parker: He knows a hero when he sees one. Too few characters out there, flying around like that, saving old girls like me. And Lord knows, kids like Henry need a hero. Courageous, self-sacrificing people. Setting examples for all of us. Everybody loves a hero. People line up for them, cheer them, scream their names. And years later, they'll tell how they stood in the rain for hours just to get a glimpse of the one who taught them how to hold on a second longer. I believe there's a hero in all of us, that keeps us honest, gives us strength, makes us noble, and finally allows us to die with pride, even though sometimes we have to be steady, and give up the thing we want the most. Even our dreams.
Spiderman 2

Nightcrawler: I do not fear them I pity them. You know why? Some people will never know beyond what they can see with their own eye.

Jean Grey: Mutation: it is the key to our evolution. It has enabled us to evolve from a single-celled organism into the dominant species on the planet. This process is slow, and normally taking thousands and thousands of years. But every few hundred millennia, evolution leaps forward.

Magneto: You're a god among insects; don't let anyone tell you any different.

x-men 2

TOO MANY!!!

"what he say?" "look, i washed for supper!"
-saving private ryan

rofl waffle

I LOVE that movie! I was about to quote it as well but this one:
"I'll tell you what he said! He told me to forcibly insert the lifeline assessment card into my anus!"