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Nxt2Hvn
After Reading THIS, you'll NEVER look at a banana in the same way again -

Bananas. Containing three natural sugars - sucrose, fructose and glucose combined with fiber, a banana gives an instant, sustained and substantial boost of energy.

Research has proven that just two bananas provide enough energy for a strenuous 90-minute workout. No wonder the banana is the number one fruit with the world's leading athletes.

But energy isn't the only way a banana can help us keep fit. It can also help overcome or prevent a substantial number of illnesses and conditions, making it a must to add to our daily diet.

Depression: According to a recent survey undertaken by MIND amongst people suffering from depression, many felt much better after eating a banana. This is because bananas contain tryptophan, a type of protein that the body converts into serotonin, known to make you relax, improve your mood and generally make you feel happier.

PMS: Forget the pills - eat a banana.The vitamin B6 it contains regulates blood glucose levels, which can affect your mood.

Anemia:High in iron, bananas can stimulate the production of hemoglobin in the blood and so helps in cases of anemia.

Blood Pressure:This unique tropical fruit is extremely high in potassium yet low in salt, making it the perfect food to beat high blood pressure. So much so, the US Food and Drug Administration has just allowed the banana industry to make official claims for the fruit's ability to reduce the risk of high blood pressure and stroke.

Brain Power: 200 students at a Twickenham (Middle) school were helped through their exams this year by eating bananas at breakfast, break, and lunch in a bid to boost their brain power. Research has shown that the potassium-packed fruit can assist learning by making pupils more alert.

Constipation:High in fiber, including bananas in the diet can
help restore normal bowel action, helping to overcome the problem without resorting to laxatives.

Hangovers:One of the quickest ways of curing a hangover is to make a banana milkshake, sweetened with honey. The banana calms the stomach and, with the help of the honey, builds up depleted blood sugar levels, while the milk soothes and re-hydrates your system.

Heartburn: Bananas have a natural antacid effect in the body; so if you suffer from heartburn, try eating a banana for soothing relief.

Morning Sickness: Snacking on bananas between meals helps to keep blood sugar levels up and avoid morning sickness.

Mosquito bites: Before reaching for the insect bite cream, try rubbing the affected area with the inside of a banana skin.

Many people find Seasonal Affective Disorder(SAD): Bananas can help SAD sufferers because they contain the natural mood enhancer tryptophan.

Smoking: Bananas can also help people trying to give up smoking. The B6, & B12 they contain, as well as the potassium and magnesium found in them, help the body recover from the effects of nicotine withdrawal.

Stress: Potassium is a vital mineral, which helps normalize the heartbeat, sends oxygen to the brain and regulates your body's water balance. When we are stressed, our metabolic rate rises, thereby reducing our potassium levels. These can be rebalanced with the help of a high-potassium banana snack.

Strokes: According to research in "The New England Journal of Medicine, "eating bananas as part of a regular diet can cut the risk of death by stroke by as much as 40%!

Warts: Those keen on natural alternatives swear that if you want to kill off a wart, take a piece of banana skin and place it on the wart, with the yellow side out. Carefully hold the skin in place with a plaster or surgical tape!

So, a banana really is a natural remedy for many ills. When you compare it to an apple, it has four times the protein, twice the carbohydrates, three times the phosphorus, five times the vitamin A and iron,and twice the other vitamins and minerals. It is also rich in potassium and is one of the best value foods around.

So maybe its time to change that well known phrase so that we
say, "A banana aday keeps the doctor away!"

P.S. Bananas must be the reason monkeys are so happy all the time. tongue.gif
Yelekiah
This could turn so dirty so quickly. So tempting. tongue.gif
Great info btw. thumbsup.gif
Bella-Angelique
Ok, I believe you, but I am having a really hard time getting this banana to light up and burn.
Puff...puff...puff...puff.... crying.gif
Trix
Bella what are you talking about
baby d
QUOTE
Mosquito bites: Before reaching for the insect bite cream, try rubbing the affected area with the inside of a banana skin.


I never knew that. no.gif
Yelekiah
Smoking a banana. rofl.gif
Trix
This one kid said that you can get high off it...BUT i dont know...
Yelekiah
I've heard that before.
Bahamut_0
Wasn't there a thread exactly like this but with a little more information? I don't remember where it is though... Yelekiah, do you remember? Since you gave me the link once, you might remember it... or not!
Why did you gave me that link again? I think that it somehow came to the discussion in another thread, I think it was that thread about the woman that was killed by a falling banana in the world of the bizarre forum. The link is probably there...

EDITED: found links:

Falling banana kills woman

The truth behind bananas
Bella-Angelique

Smoking: Bananas can also help people trying to give up smoking. The B6, & B12 they contain, as well as the potassium and magnesium found in them, help the body recover from the effects of nicotine withdrawal.


Using spoon to feed instead. Works better for some. yes.gif
Yelekiah
Of course Bahamut, I have it linked in my blog. laugh.gif
Raptor
You actually smoke the stuff on the inside of the skin of the banana. ph34r.gif
bloodyfish
QUOTE(T-Nemesis @ Mar 9 2006, 01:11 PM) [snapback]1097015[/snapback]

You actually smoke the stuff on the inside of the skin of the banana. ph34r.gif


Isnt the skin of a banana a marijuana substitute if smoked? I read that before.
Bella-Angelique
No one needn't look at me.
Nxt2Hvn started this. whistling2.gif
nativechick1989
Thanks for sharing that info., Nxt2Hvn.
Raptor
QUOTE(bloodyfish @ Mar 9 2006, 09:40 PM) [snapback]1097089[/snapback]

Isnt the skin of a banana a marijuana substitute if smoked? I read that before.


Yeah, pretty much.
riotboy555
I need to eat more bananas.
__Kratos__
QUOTE(bloodyfish @ Mar 9 2006, 03:40 PM) [snapback]1097089[/snapback]

Isnt the skin of a banana a marijuana substitute if smoked? I read that before.


Sounds like an urban legend designed to make some poor kid actually smoke a banana. laugh.gif

QUOTE
Hangovers:One of the quickest ways of curing a hangover is to make a banana milkshake, sweetened with honey. The banana calms the stomach and, with the help of the honey, builds up depleted blood sugar levels, while the milk soothes and re-hydrates your system.


That is wickedly awesome! I'm going to try that next time. tongue.gif
JohnnyBoyC
Wow! Makes me very thankful I love eating banannas.

And I will be sure to try the mosquito bite remedy because I live in a Mosquito infested area!
Bigfoot_Is_Real
lol i never knew bananas were so good (s)but why do chimpanzees not outlive us with there banana diet (/s)
Tornado
Great info there. It's too bad the banana is the only fruit that I can't stand. mad.gif I feel some 'force-feeding' coming on. *Gags* passifier.gif

jinty
that's it, i'm gona hav at least 2 bananas a day now, who knew they were so fascinating
Raptor
QUOTE(JohnnyBoyC @ Mar 10 2006, 12:41 AM) [snapback]1097525[/snapback]

Wow! Makes me very thankful I love eating banannas.

And I will be sure to try the mosquito bite remedy because I live in a Mosquito infested area!


Just the evolutionary process I suppose. Plus we have technology, we can cure illnesses and help the injured; that wouldn't account for the chimpanzee's in 'care' though.

Actually I think it's pretty much a myth about Chimpanzees and bananas, whenever I watch a documentary about monkeys, I never see them being fed bananas...
101
QUOTE(Yelekiah @ Mar 9 2006, 02:04 PM) [snapback]1096821[/snapback]

This could turn so dirty so quickly. So tempting. tongue.gif
Great info btw. thumbsup.gif

Well I am the Banana Goddess and Yelekiah can vouch for me. lol.

Um and bananas well Yelekiah knows how I loves the bananas. wink2.gif blush.gif
Yelekiah
true, she is
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN???
We missed you yes.gif
101
Well here in FL they needed a banana goddess to travel the state and do movies. lol. So I had to stop UM for a while so I could focus on my career.

yay.

(psst work denied me access to um) LOL so i can only get on at my friends and such. no.gif
Yelekiah
Best of luck with work grin2.gif
101
Yes new job and such too.

It requires me to actually do work. So it is better I am not dustracted by Um I guess.

I hope you have not shown your human form to anyone. Only banana form tis correct I hope? laugh.gif

How are you and your fair maiden? original.gif
Yelekiah
I wish I had a fair maiden. hmm.gif
101
QUOTE(Yelekiah @ Mar 10 2006, 04:05 PM) [snapback]1098946[/snapback]

I wish I had a fair maiden. hmm.gif

So oh my Yelekiah?

Was it me the Goddess that caused this outcome for you?

JK

I had no idea. I am sorry buddy. crying.gif

You can wear my st Patty's day attenas. yes.gif
frogfish
rofl.gif
101
Could it be is it he?
baastetnoir
QUOTE(Yelekiah @ Mar 9 2006, 02:04 PM) [snapback]1096821[/snapback]

This could turn so dirty so quickly. So tempting. tongue.gif
Great info btw. thumbsup.gif



Yeah he knows all about bananas ... check is blog out !! w00t.gif w00t.gif w00t.gif

couldn't resist innocent.gif
Yelekiah
QUOTE(101 @ Mar 10 2006, 04:11 PM) [snapback]1098958[/snapback]

You can wear my st Patty's day attenas. yes.gif

weeeee rofl.gif

The info from the original post is very interesting. But it didn't say that bananas were an aphrodisiac. They are. mellow.gif
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