I'm a redneck. when I was 5 I used to dress up as a power ranger and then ride my bycicle.
be proud of your heritage chunga!
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I'm a redneck. when I was 5 I used to dress up as a power ranger and then ride my bycicle.
be proud of your heritage chunga!
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Apologies to Jeff Foxworthy
you know you're a redneck when>>....
A night of entertainment consists of a 6 pack of beer and a bug-zapper.
You've ever taken a beer to a job interview...
Your Holy Trinity consists of Jesus, Elvis, and Earnhardt.
You know someone's about to get injured or killed when he says...
"Hey, Ya'll....watch this!"
Apologies to Jeff Foxworthy
you know you're a redneck when>>....
A night of entertainment consists of a 6 pack of beer and a bug-zapper.
You've ever taken a beer to a job interview...
Your Holy Trinity consists of Jesus, Elvis, and Earnhardt.
You know someone's about to get injured or killed when he says...
"Hey, Ya'll....watch this!"
A chum from SC sent me this t'other day... I think it's worthy of a mention here......
Redneck Love Poem
Collards is green
my dogs name is blue
and I'm so lucky
to have a sweet thang like you.
Yore hair is like cornsilk a-flappin in the breeze
Softer than Blue's
and without all them fleas.
You move like the bass which excite me in May
you ain't got no scales
but I luv you anyway.
Yo're as satisfy'n as okry
just a-fry'n in the pan
Yo're as fragrant as snuff
right out of the can.
You have some-a yore teeth
for which I am proud
I hold my head high
when we're in a crowd.
On special occasions
when you shave under yore arms
well I'm in hog heaven
and awed by yore charms.
Still them fellers at work
they all want to know
what I did to deserve
such a purdy young doe.
Like a good roll of duct tape
yo're there for yore man
to patch up lifes troubles
and fix what you can.
Yo're as cute as a junebug
a-buzzin overhead
you ain't mean like those far ants
I found in my bed.
Cut from the best cloth
like a plaid flannel shirt
you spark up my life
more than a fresh load of dirt.
When you hold me real tight
like a padded gun rack
my life is complete
ain't nuttin I lack.
Yore complexion is purfect
like the best vinyl sidin
despite all the years
yore age it keeps hidin.
Me 'n' you's like a moon pie
with a RC cold drank
we go together
like a skunk goes with stank.
Some men they buy chocolate
for Valentine's day
They git it at Wal-Mart
it's romantic that way.
Some men get roses
on that special day
from the cooler at Kroger
"That's impressive" I say.
Some men buy fine diamonds
from a flea market booth
diamonds are forever
they explain suave and couth.
But for this man honey
these just won't do
cause yore too special
you sweet thang you.
I got you a gift
without taste or odor
more useful than diamonds
IT'S A NEW TROLL'N MOTOR!!
Redneck Love Poem
Collards is green
my dogs name is blue
and I'm so lucky
to have a sweet thang like you.
Yore hair is like cornsilk a-flappin in the breeze
Softer than Blue's
and without all them fleas.
You move like the bass which excite me in May
you ain't got no scales
but I luv you anyway.
Yo're as satisfy'n as okry
just a-fry'n in the pan
Yo're as fragrant as snuff
right out of the can.
You have some-a yore teeth
for which I am proud
I hold my head high
when we're in a crowd.
On special occasions
when you shave under yore arms
well I'm in hog heaven
and awed by yore charms.
Still them fellers at work
they all want to know
what I did to deserve
such a purdy young doe.
Like a good roll of duct tape
yo're there for yore man
to patch up lifes troubles
and fix what you can.
Yo're as cute as a junebug
a-buzzin overhead
you ain't mean like those far ants
I found in my bed.
Cut from the best cloth
like a plaid flannel shirt
you spark up my life
more than a fresh load of dirt.
When you hold me real tight
like a padded gun rack
my life is complete
ain't nuttin I lack.
Yore complexion is purfect
like the best vinyl sidin
despite all the years
yore age it keeps hidin.
Me 'n' you's like a moon pie
with a RC cold drank
we go together
like a skunk goes with stank.
Some men they buy chocolate
for Valentine's day
They git it at Wal-Mart
it's romantic that way.
Some men get roses
on that special day
from the cooler at Kroger
"That's impressive" I say.
Some men buy fine diamonds
from a flea market booth
diamonds are forever
they explain suave and couth.
But for this man honey
these just won't do
cause yore too special
you sweet thang you.
I got you a gift
without taste or odor
more useful than diamonds
IT'S A NEW TROLL'N MOTOR!!
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