I work with emotionally disturbed kids and the other day one of them told me this joke. You all may not find it as funny, but I nearly peed myself laughing.
How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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Wanna go ride bikes!?
Full Version: ADHD Joke
Saw this one on a T-shirt...
Dyslexics of the world, UNTIE!
^^Haha - my one was a little different:
What does DNA stand for?
National Dislexics Association.
What does DNA stand for?
National Dislexics Association.
What do you get when you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?
Somebody who lays awake at night wondering if there's a dog.
An intelligent dyslexic is smucking fart
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?
He sold his soul to Santa
Did you hear what the dyslexic Highway Patrolman did on New Year's?
He spent the whole night handing out I.U.D.'s
"If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you see okay?"
A dyslexic man got drunk in a bra.
Somebody who lays awake at night wondering if there's a dog.
An intelligent dyslexic is smucking fart
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?
He sold his soul to Santa
Did you hear what the dyslexic Highway Patrolman did on New Year's?
He spent the whole night handing out I.U.D.'s
"If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you see okay?"
A dyslexic man got drunk in a bra.
ROFL
Funny stuff, Rykster! 
QUOTE(Permakid @ Mar 17 2006, 08:48 AM) [snapback]1108543[/snapback]
I work with emotionally disturbed kids and the other day one of them told me this joke. You all may not find it as funny, but I nearly peed myself laughing.
How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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huh
? I don't get it...Rykster jokes were much funnier...
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Permakid's joke was plenty funny. You just have to understand the nature of ADHD.
BTW, thanx!
(Even though my jokes were actually off-topic!)
Permakid's joke was plenty funny. You just have to understand the nature of ADHD.
BTW, thanx!
(Even though my jokes were actually off-topic!)
I think I can understand, but I don't think it's funny...
I just dont understand what's funny about it...
I think I am well qualified to understand the nature of ADHDers.
PS: look down...
The irony of this is that when I was reading that, I had to get to the beggining twice cause I saw the last phrase and I had forgotten what was the other phrase before it... twice.
I just dont understand what's funny about it...
I think I am well qualified to understand the nature of ADHDers.
PS: look down...
The irony of this is that when I was reading that, I had to get to the beggining twice cause I saw the last phrase and I had forgotten what was the other phrase before it... twice.
^Kids with ADHD have a short attention span, which is the meaning of the joke. 
I know... also people with ADHD are very forgetful... I have about 20 napkins in my room cause whenever I get something to eat while I am at the PC, I bring about 2 to 3 napkins but I always forget that I already have some left from the last time I eated in my room...
Another thing, which may look ridiculously stupid is that sometimes when I am bringing food to the living room (the best tv in the house is there, so why not?), I go to the kitchen to get plates or something else, then I start daydreaming/get distracted by something/random, then I get back and realize that I forgot to bring whatever I needed to, several times in a row sometimes...
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Maybe it's funnier for you cause you don't know how it is to actually be like that. I don't think it is that funny, but hey, I might be wrong...or not!
EDITED: of course I am not a kid, but I think I was
Another thing, which may look ridiculously stupid is that sometimes when I am bringing food to the living room (the best tv in the house is there, so why not?), I go to the kitchen to get plates or something else, then I start daydreaming/get distracted by something/random
, then I get back and realize that I forgot to bring whatever I needed to, several times in a row sometimes... ...
Maybe it's funnier for you cause you don't know how it is to actually be like that. I don't think it is that funny, but hey, I might be wrong
...or not!EDITED: of course I am not a kid, but I think I was
WAAA HAHAHAHA ...................... 
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haha...jk
Cute jokes!
QUOTE(Astronema @ Mar 18 2006, 12:41 AM) [snapback]1109649[/snapback]
haha...jk
*even more confused*
QUOTE(Permakid @ Mar 17 2006, 12:48 AM) [snapback]1108543[/snapback]
How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Wanna go ride bikes!?
that so called "joke" isn't funny to me.
wher do people get these jokes theyr so good 
QUOTE(Rykster @ Mar 17 2006, 08:57 AM) [snapback]1108548[/snapback]
Saw this one on a T-shirt...
Dyslexics of the world, UNTIE!
Reminds me of one I heard at a jazz festival a few years back: (Bandleader): Okay boys, let's hit it for the Dyslexia Association benefit gig! 1, 4, 3, 2 ...
how can you find this funny? I'm seriously wondering! Do you not understand the severity of add/adhd??? do you think its an overused label?? I'm trying to understand so please tell me! I have adhd and I want to know what makes it so funny?
I really want an answer to this question
I advise you to check this site out, it's my blog:
they don't understand
they don't understand
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