I was thinking...
On those murder solving shows, when they call in a "profiler" to help them figure out who the serial killer is...

The profiler comes in, leafs through the leads, and states, "Your killer is a white male between the ages of 25 and 40."

Six years of college for that?! It's always a "white male, 25-40 years old!" I could do as well as they do, traveling around to police departments all over the country and dazzle 'em with my brilliance! Hell, I would be correct 98.7% of the time!

Once inna while I would throw out, "Your killer is an Asian-American midget with six fingers on both hands," just for the hell of it. Imagine the looks on the detectives faces if I ever nailed that one!

, not bad at all.

^^^
I've been thinking about scrapping the real world and becomming a standup comic. At least it's one job where they expect you to be nuts. I got the idea from quite a few friends who have suggested it. I even got to know one real life actress who told me the same thing. Maybe I should listen!