First, go into the woods, and get a recording of Animal from the Muppet Showa making noises. Animal, as we know, is the wild drumer. Get clips of his spaz attacks and maybe Bigfoot will come looking for what it is. Thats when , this is a joke. Have Animal, Steve Irwin, Don Frye, Hulk Hogan, Mr.T, Jeff Corwin, Ryan Styles, and Jackie Chan along with many men, jump onto him. Seriously. I say if you'd wander into Bigfoot's neck of the woods with the Nine Foot Tall Sweetums suit on, or the blue ten foot tall Thog Frackle. Big foot will have nothing on Sweetums. Sweetums is very intiminating, espessally if his eyes glow. He's creepy. His fangs are sharp also.

Seriously, if anyone can find Big Foot, wrestle it to the ground, it's Steve Irwin and the Croc Crew. They'd leap at the chance, but no one would talk to them, would they?

Also, go into the BigFoot areas dressed as either King Caesar, Anguirus, or Godzilla, Bigfoot would find you amusing, seeing something his size, stumbling in the woods. Could get him to laugh.

Think if we can catch the guy. We can train him to play piano, like Rowlf the Dog Style. Butt nekkid, and make dry humor. Or he could pull an Amidas[SP] and fart after a song....

Anyone else think the Animal mating calls are a good idea? Lol. Play them at different speeds. You'll know what I mean. Post your ideas here....

??? I could use my Idea get 200 men with ghile suits and tranquiliers dart guns.

But, 200 men are just... asking for Bigfoot to run from. Get Stevo in there with Terry, Brian, Wez, Suie, and Animal's voice recordings. Thats the best idea. Or play King Kong's Roar from any age. Or even Godzilla's roar. Bigfoot would either be enraged or curious on finding out what it is.

or just piss him off with whoop calls

if you whop and he reponses and you whoop again he gets pissed.

Yes... But Kong's roars, grunts, whoops, chest beatings, and other things, Bigfoot would easily mistake it for an actual new rival. Kong has a distinct roar/cry similar to Bigfoot's.
And How do you know he gets pissed?

When I first started stumpjumpin for these 2 BFRO guys I was trying to get one to dress up in a ape suit, squirt himself with "Realtree musk scent", bend over a log and make "hooing" sounds.............He didn't go for it
Harry, when are you coming to the Pine Barrens? I have a apesuit I want you to try....



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