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i heard there was a fox after your reindeer
yes can you help me with that ?
oh crap im outta here
thank you gunman for saving santas reindeer its no trouble really
we're not worthy, we're not worthy you know it
mr. gunman, i think i love you
- Party Time Party Time
- I dint do it
- I did it so what
- OMG
- you tard - please go no
- I love nerds
- cool like a cucumber
- You big baby - I am a worm
- Scored some
- Your mom
i just love it when he gets angry it makes me hot
- za?
- (self explanitory)
- uh.... ....KAY! - the 'fonz' "ayyyyyyyy"
- haha
< The font of all alien fetal abduction...... 
Little Johnny went to extremes to wake up his older brother for Saturday morning cartoons......---- I'm king of boredom! ----OooooK. wha... I'm king of boredom.:/Qoute
no wonder this this comic's so boring.
- You bore the living crap out of me
- No Sh*t Sherlock - WTF?? OMG..F.F's Sake - You plonker / muppet - I did what to who now? - How do you like them apples? - Will somebody Please think of the children!!! eeeeepp!
- Wasn't me...it was Sheri of the Beri Clan
- Shad up and lay some sugar on me
- A tad sarcastic - Whoha and the penny finally drops "I've come from Mars to give you an anal probe." "Ok go ahead."
"I've come from Mars to give you an anal probe." "Ok go ahead." I like it
-"oh god i think shes looking at me" "Oh no! Will no one save us from the evil gun toting madman and his devil sidekick?!" "I don't think so..."
"......" "mwah hahaha! no one can save you now!" "bwahahah!" "Who's that?" "don't worry, I santa will save the day!" "Yay!"
"and I've got yur back santa!
"glacies?" "...." "it'll do i guess" "ok gunman and devil...get ready for...
"Mortal UM Kombat!!!" GO GLACIES AND SANTA!!!
Who of you breaked my window ? It wasn`t me. What window ? Don`t look at me. It was me ! What did you say !!!??? Nothing, nothing
- I love you! Forever and forever!
What she does not know, won't hurt her.
(sneaking over to other girlfriend's house) - He did what? Where? With whom? It can't be! I thought you really loved me! I'm too cool for just one babe.
Ahhhh! You shot off my.... my mouth hurts thats right i go to have my teeth pulled tody! what will i look then , im not sure i can imagine myself without my teeth Im sleepy and sore ill take a few days amd recover " be afraid be very afraid" "do listen to that evil twit
here goes nothing gargle gargle gargle ooh ooch there they go aahh there off gargle gargle rinse 
its not that bad i feel like im ten months old look ma im a baby lol what a trip -ok time to put them back in now gargle gargle wet these lil' suckers ouch ooohh eeehh rinse gargle rinse 
on and yeah i did it ! thank goodness @*&%$#@(& "I thought i told you to get off my yard " look hun.....heh? oh my goodness cool huh honey? a real live alien bash right here on the block honey? thats not a alien thats a .......???? robber , thats me 
hey take the car pal.. no trouble here the keys take my wife too "earl,..how could you say that" ya dont hand over your wife to this guy ditto come with me ,...doofus doesnt like the laser ,he says headache headace headace well hun im getting a headache my face feels warm and fuzzy thats cuz you are warm and fuzzy see ya all later alien dude and robber guy my angry neighbor has a bone to pick withyou we are going to ...ah ..nevermind hey ,..keep it down alright some of us are trying to resist abductions of the worst kind ditto dittio ditto im outa here man look over there well what do we have here but a bunble of angry bums mowing lawns and .. staie verie still or youu will dye devil man . It's only blood rushing to your fingers. Is not! It's psi! I am all powerful! Is not Is too! Is not Is too! Is not Is too! Is not Is too, is too, is too! Is not, is not, is not OMGDIEBLAHRHGHAH
hey moe, larry wise guy nyagh nyagh naggh look at him larry his eyebrows are flying off his face..?
gee moe do you have to keep smacking on the back It's only blood rushing to your fingers. Is not! It's psi! I am all powerful! Is not Is too! Is not Is too! Is not Is too! Is not Is too, is too, is too! Is not, is not, is not OMGDIEBLAHRHGHAH
me me me i he like pick me me you are the one my little green sweets
hmmm,. i wonder if she likes me? ill just lean overrealy casual like and smoot%@%%@% smack awe gee
gee that dog over there is one ugly pup... smells too ya yur right ,..is it a zombiedog? i dont know...no this is what a zombiedog would look like. thats funny ...ok heres mine... hah ! did i scare you? oh boy
[font=wingdings]hello What? Who cares
i think theres a bigfoot in my yard... i doubt it, its probably some influx of the time space continuum of which saturn reflects upon the moon...... and that is probably what you saw. i %$*( h8 u foo! u r a E%^* u [flame flame flame flame flame] i'm gonna go out and hunt this guy. yo, ill be gone for ages, and everyone will think i'm actually doin something.... he he, its really me in your garden, he he he... I luv [insert member name] it could be anything, and this is just a random post to improve my post count... i think s/he is lying its an alien! no its not this forums boring, im leaing and never coming back yes it is no its not im back once you pop, you dont stop. ldvhh;w 2wbre guys, this thread is going off topic i h8 u i h8 u thread closed.
before ,..needed glasses new eye glass perscription
...... ......... - Why am I in here reading this? - Brainwashing to dumb down the human race this is! - No way! - MIB Sir, we're going to have to take you away and destory all evidence of such brainwashing. - Whoa! What the hell happened man! - There was a star burst off of venus that came down to earth that effected all life for a short period of time. I hope you're doing better sir. - Omg! I've been hiding in the bushes watching all of this and now I know the truth! - *Scanning life signs in area* Over there! - They see me! - *runs* - We have no choice but to kill him now. - *shoots * - Great job men! We must get the psychic out here stat! - *Psychic rubs her forehead, forseeing the closure of this thread* watch the smilely tie a knot on the cherry stem just by using his tounge watch the smilely accidently swallow the cherry whole ,..yikes watch this smilely blow musical shape bubbles out of his mouth watch this smilely spontaniously at will turn red in the face *walks through metal detector* (beep) (beep)
Mona Lisa has a percentage of a Guess what it's a secret to some. Maybe Da Vinci looks at this. Yeah, maybe the dead aren't really what they are But sure happiness Is like sadness on opposite ends like anger we don't laugh like we cry. We are depressed so often as unsure were skeptical still tired sometimes and bored - still concerned of our ability to acsertain hapiness itself!!!!!
look at me jump invisible rope ye yee tee jump in jacks for me see yee tee hee toe touching exercises are the old fashioned way to not acomplish my fitness goals say hi to everyone that doesnt want to exercise like me side stetching are for girly girls youve exercised to much if you look like this when your threw handstands are hard to do when you have no hands i do roll over eyeball stretches in my skull i cant believe im in this gym class its so dull
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one eyed semi twins pop-eyed googly eyed twins
indecisive twins this is for earthchicks cat marmalade at first i was sad to hear the news then it was good for marmalade kitty hes better alahluyah im happy for both of you cheers yeah and yippie tell the kitty i said hi
waynes world were not worthy
who dere? no one.... OMG a ninja! No, a gang of ninjas! only one thing to do........ anti ninja squad! wha? freeze ninjas! you and what army? this one! AHHH! good job team! presents for everyone! you should feel proud infact more than two is good if it means to keep coming back i totaly agree we need this topic to stay alive do it for the ninjas thankx everyone abecrombie
this is for earthchicks cat marmalade at first i was sad to hear the news then it was good for marmalade kitty hes better alahluyah im happy for both of you cheers yeah and yippie tell the kitty i said hi What a fun party! It could use some more potatoe chips.
It's too early...
maybe if I stay in bed no one will notice Oh no, I farted! play innocent..... ...................... .........busted im out on a date yah im out on a date yah im mmm out on a date... im out mmmmmmzzzzzzzzz mmm a sleeping date should i?no no a sleeping date lets wake them up yah do it wake up how cruel hey i was slepping ! mmm im out on a date by myself..