turtles 
= teenage mutant ninja turtles
gee i feel a bit nervous
maybe i can drive with just one eye open and one eye....
{honnk wherrrp sound} , hey man watch the road !
ah hey that guy almost hit me
crazy drivers need to stay on the road. lol
hitchiker decides to keep walking 
-Hey god, is it true that 1,000,000,000 years to you is a second?
-Yes it is- And $1,000,000,000 to you is a cent?- Yes it is
-Can I have a cent?- Sure -Well, when can I have it? -In a second
i think that Arbiter22's is cute 
The posting smilelys that is..... hmm that didnt sound to friendly though did it ? they know it was nothing personal 
well that doesnt make any sense whatsoever dig ya as a member and a poster 
i feel better now hey its arnold hes back !
i told you ill be back
yeths mathster, you rang ?
YES EGORE, HOLD OUT YOUR HANDS AND BEND DOWN,.. WHEN YOU STAND UP SWINT YOUR EYES VERY VERY SMALL AND GRIMICE FOR ME
Like this Mathster? THATS RIGHT EGORE NOW OPEN YOUR EYES Egore waits and then " I can see master, with both eyes, I can speak normal as well master "
EGORE LET GO OF MY HANDS....EGORE LET GO OF MY MYYY MYYyyy.... {Dr takes off glasses} {looks at himself } EGORE WHAT DITH YOU DO ? MASTER ! YOUR ME WAS ME NOW IM YOU AM YOU NOW.... "shut up you moron and hand me my other glasses"
yes mathster " EGORE ILL ALWAYS BE LOOKIN COOLER THAN YOU . Egore thinks a minute..... Master ?
Dr turns around 
EGORE tell me I didnt kiss you on the cheek " silence as egore smiles
Me in math class 
My math teacher What, mahine gun??? Oh, This machine gun! 
But, Im not gay. Me in math class My math teacher What, mahine gun??? Oh, This machine gun! But, Im not gay. well if u look at it from the right angle its just fine tony the tiger in fact its a smart post . do u know why effort baby you put you effort and tried you pass math this year my friend see it pays when you apply effort and its already time for summer. well we can pretend c i got a sunburn already Weeeeeeee! I tried! Wait.....
Tried? I thought I did good
I hope your happy
Oh well It's summer! Lets Dance!
kindergarden -thru 3rd grade 
g rated movie audience
pg rated audience r rated audience 
x rated audience
"what am i ? mmm i dont know ?? what do you think it is ? ooh ooh i know, i know suprise,... im a newborn baby just out of the womb how did you do that ? aww i missed it nurse get these people out of here get the cameras out of here
falls in love with = right on man thats great . me Mentalcase 
me got mulitple personalities me loves me meds what a beautiful story MC
me happy too meds love them
me just woke up from a med induced sleep me guzzles the coffee yo now what was i supposed to do today? oh yeah, now I remember.. goes to the UM chat room with me blue blockers on me loves to spread me mental illnesses.... like amagad! I love what you have added here Mentalcase... Your right on it catchhatonit Jack Nicholson here just channeling through abe,.. Can you say jacks the dark half ...or ... no autograughs * Jack slicks back hair.lol whoops here she comes that frillen weird zombie beach abecrOM B IEEE ...!!!! hey ah,... its me right .ok so I have a darker half . TRUTHS OUT aND "I KINDA LIKE IT" go ahead , say somethin. lol
Paris Hilton in the madia Paris Hilton driving around with no cares in the world Paris gets arrested for driving without a license violating probation Paris late for court aalmost two hours late Paris thinking nothing of it Paris wake up call and is incarsarated shes angry she feels aliened for the first time claims she has mental issues repeats to herself this isnt happening lifes a beach and it will be a different experience next time ,.....if she ever gets to go to a beach again without haveing another person drive her there. haha
Women. Can't live with 'em and yet can't stop chasing them. Well, I can fake it can't I? Um, where are my pants and who are you? Oh, you looked so hot from over there. Screw women, it is 25-cent draft night. Denied! Have to go for the fat girls now! Too much beer. Is she wearing panties? Oh, Jesus. Who gave Chris 151?! (Yes, in case you're wondering, I'm Chris. LOL) She's a dude, dude! Did she just hit on me? Screw her phone number, I got her house key. She likes my lips. Who wants to get probed? I will sneak attack you when you least suspect it. You cannot resist the Ninja Love Mojo! Hey! You can see up her skirt from down here! Look at that idiot, rolling in the floor. I want a girl who will dress up like Princess Leia in 'Jedi'. He's not getting laid anytime soon. I didn't order Bud Light! Beer drunk or rum drunk, beer drunk or rum drunk. My wife left me. Comfort me? In response to "Are you a pervert?" "I'll love you until my husband's alarm goes off." I love the 80s! God, no! Let them die! I'm going home with her...or her sister...or her hot friend. (Can't think of one for this guy that won't get edited. LOL.) Beer is good. Whiskey is nice. Rum is Heaven. 151 is blackout Nirvana, baby! I've got no shot with her. The ladies, they love me. Or at least I pretend they do. I'm Cool Guy. He thinks he can take her home. I'm the other Cool Guy. I came with guy in the sunglasses because we both know the women love us. Are those real?! Overgrown boys. I only look this way until my third Margarita. Which Cool Guy am I gonna fall for? Why is he still talking? I got mine last night. He is still talking! Someone get the Stars Guy away from me. Is she dancing with the Cool Guys? I've got problems, but I'm working through them. Chris just asked me if my breasts were real! Where are his pants and why is he wearing Spider-man Underoos? Everyone wants the bearded girl. He likes my eyes and my smile. Too bad he has had too much 151 to function. Who wants to be probed? I hide my issues. You won't discover them until three weeks after the wedding. 5 Margaritas is too many. I can't stop laughing and I don't realize my laugh is very annoying! I want a man just like Captain Picard. She's got Daddy issues! Who is this man and why is he slobbering in my ear? How to deny him? My boyfriend broke up with me three years ago and I haven't stopped crying since then. This one doesn't apply to women in single's bars. LMAO Look at that Jaguar that just pulled in. I'll bet it is this big. Only nasty girls do that. I smile like this because my teeth are horrific. (Again, only obscene ones come to mind.) Yeah, the Star Wars guy just left with the Cool Guys! No more tequila?! I wanna be a pornstar when I grow up! It was that big! (No words for this one, just an instant stampede of men to the female. LOL) What?! My husband just pulled up?!
time to go alien hunting you touch me ill probe you dont hurt me ill worship you!!! i didnt crash you ship stop bouncing on me!!! just stop moving............and breathing 
hes so childish
Who wants to be probed? LOOK OUT! What the... Do think the neighbour saw me run over her cat. Welcome to my nightmare! Errr...run that by me again once more in english? It's just you and me baby. Yes... she wants me tonight! Need my medication and fast. You'll get yours ass wipe. Hemorrhoids flaring up again eh?. Shut the hell up already. Just farted, hope no one suspects me. I ain't listening but you keep talking. My spelling errors SUCK!!!
Fill the black hole with chocolate I look like this because of the anal probe As if im gonna give you my address My a*** does look big in that dress I look like this when you talk crap If only you knew what i done with your toothbrush ....oh you did find out.... Look to the floor they wont suspect a thing Hide it away, you will frighten the children I vote for the lunatic every time You must be special, i dont do this face very often This waters cold Do ya think im sexy One day the halo WILL reach my head I sat on something sharp Why do you tease the rabbits You make me blush...but i still think ya weird If that asteroid hits, will you save me? Im this close to kicking ya butt - whoa this thread still goes on..!! - yeah, i use it to increase my post - really? - yeah! - now i'm jealous. - just do it already - what to do ? what to do? - JUST DO IT! POST AND LEAVE! - don't force me - THREAD CLOSED! i see you love this thread sarcasm
mmm? Iwonder what ever happened to that red faced angry smiley who looked like it was shouting "big bob big bob"? ummm hmmm let me try and remember.... "Oh was this this smiley? or this one ? Nope dude neither one of those Ah its this one huh? nope,....but I would be angry if I looked like that !
me
What? you say arnol suartziniguer is going to be in movies again? This aught to be interesting How long do we have to wait ? Oh No goobers, not this same old stuff again. Figures,.. ugh hum.. I just found out I dont get my money back.
- Monday -Tuesday -Wednesday - Thursday -Friday Saturday - Sunday One guy and another guy and a crafty dude got cranky got an alien to egg on the who got pissed lost the plot fell over and we a laughed !!! "yes he did " "no he didnt" "oh yes he did" "oh no he didnt" " yes he did" *boink, hits the two smilies over the head* uh...what were we talking about?
"yes he did " "no he didnt" "oh yes he did" "oh no he didnt" " yes he did" *boink, hits the two smilies over the head* uh...what were we talking about? Alien Baby is gestating in a coccoon near you. You don't have much time. Have an underground bomb shelter installed now.
loved em.
I wonder what I should be for Halloween this year ? A jumping green M&M ? A baby ? A ninja ? An angel ? An alien ? A cat ? A mobster ? No. I think my old plain self..... A WACK JOB ! LoL