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WereBo
WATER...... It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 litre of Water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of escherichia coli bacteria found in feces, in other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Doo Doo.

However, we do not run that risk when drinking rum, whiskey, beer or Other liquors because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of Boiling, filtering and fermenting.

It is my duty to communicate to all of you people who are drinking water, to STOP doing so, it has been scientifically proven that it is UNHEALTHY and BAD for you.

WATER = Doo Doo
ALCOHOL = HEALTH

Free yourself of Doo Doo, drink ALCOHOL!!!

It is better to drink alcohol and talk Doo Doo than to drink water and be full of s!*t.

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Beckys_Mom
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dreamhunter
that's strange
Dante The Hunter
^^agreed w00t.gif unsure.gif
Moose-Of-Armageddon
MMMMMM.....Poopy!
Raptor
Depends on your location and supplier.

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Lady Darkness
QUOTE(T-Nemesis @ Mar 19 2006, 04:52 PM) [snapback]1111212[/snapback]

Depends on your location and supplier.

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Supplier of what?!?! unsure.gif

Water or Alcohol?!?! tongue.gif

'Coz alcohol is also effective against worms....

Have you ever dropped a worm into a glass of whiskey and seen it survive for more than a couple of hours??

I rest my case! thumbsup.gif
WereBo
QUOTE(Lady Darkness @ Mar 19 2006, 04:06 PM) [snapback]1111263[/snapback]

'Coz alcohol is also effective against worms....

Have you ever dropped a worm into a glass of whiskey and seen it survive for more than a couple of hours??

I rest my case! thumbsup.gif

Or look at a bottle of Tequila... wink2.gif

Another favourable point is when my father was in hospital after a heart valve bypass op. after leaving the ICU he was given a pint of Guinness every day by the Doc...

The Doc said that it 'builds the blood up' cos it's rich in iron, but I think that's just an excuse wink2.gif ...
vergel the shadower
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Dante The Hunter
QUOTE(Lady Darkness @ Mar 19 2006, 04:06 PM) [snapback]1111263[/snapback]

Supplier of what?!?! unsure.gif

Water or Alcohol?!?! tongue.gif

'Coz alcohol is also effective against worms....

Have you ever dropped a worm into a glass of whiskey and seen it survive for more than a couple of hours??

I rest my case! thumbsup.gif

have u ever seen anything survive that for a couple of hours mellow.gif wink2.gif
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