Well, if you give up.. It's me.. Hiya everybody. *waves with the hand that's holding a sign reading out, "Dragon geek"* I'm generally a nice guy, so don't worry getting your head bitten off. Though i kind of find it ironic that this post is my.. 9th post...

Welcome to UM....glad you could join us

Welcome, hope you have a good time.

Nyx, do you track the Community Board or something?

She does......Beware her deadly Pie Launcher!

Hello, Demae, and I hope you really aren't the bad kind of noob, because if you are, Kratos wil unleash his 'Get the newbie' demons and I will make cheese toasties! CHEESE TOASTIES!

*Assumes fetal positon and sucks thumb*

Don't you have a couch cushion to hide under?

Help, couch cousin! SHE ATTACKS! MAN YOUR BATTLE STATIONS!

I will only attack an insane moose....

Yo 'sup!

by dragon fanatic, have u by any chance read the inheritance trilogy, eragon, eldest and so on? and of course welcome newbie

wtf is a noob??

Then you really should attack me......

And Astronema, a noob is a new victim, I mean member.......

Welcome to UM

Welcome....I have bad experiences with Dragon fanatics...*cough* DC *cough*

welcome!
tips for remaining sane on UM:
-do not argue with religious fanatics. unless you are one. but then you wouldn't argue with them, so nevermind.
-don't even bother trying to change peoples' minds unless they seem uncertain about a topic. the stubborn ones stay that way and instead of irritating them, you irritate yourself.
-do not insult, say mean things to, or throw bacon at BM, yelekeliah, or sherri (or anyone for that matter... specially me). it will come back to bite you in the butt, i promise.
-half of the people on this forum are idiots with half a brain (and we wonder where the missing link went...) so just ignore them.
-don't EVER start a fight... defend yourself if necessary, but other than that, stay out of trouble.
-try not to bring up ancient threads, post a topic that has already been posted 5000 billionhundredtimes, and make your topics sensible and appropriate for debates or conversation.
-read the rules and follow them.

WARNING: if you are easily spooked, grossed out, or not fond of laughing until you spew a beverage from your nostrils, this is not the forum for you.

welcome! hope you enjoy the forum. stick around

whats a n00b

welcome aboard, I am glacies, feared by some, loved by all. seriously though welcome and enjoy your stay.

Hi and welcome to UM.

Trix..... nOOb = newbie, new person to the forum.

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Hi!

Welcome to UM . . .

~NC

Hello and welcome to UM

Welcome to your new addiction

hello there. I like the avy

I don't trust a warranty that is incorrectly spelt. In fact, I demand you are returned to the n00b factory and we get a new noob with a correct/appropriate warranty.

Welcome , buddy.