Anyone who has ever been in a hospital or had a loved one in the hospital
will enjoy this:

A woman called a local hospital. "Hello. Could you connect me to the
person who gives information about patients. I'd like to find out if a
patient is getting better, doing as expected, or getting worse"

The voice on the other end said, "What is the patient's name and room
number?"

"Sarah Finkel, room 302."

"I'll connect you with the nursing station."

"3-A Nursing Station. How can I help You?"

"I'd like to know the condition of Sarah Finkel in room 302."

"Just a moment. Let me look at her records. Mrs. Finkel is doing very
well. In fact, she's had two full meals, her blood pressure is fine, to be
taken off the heart monitor in a couple of hours and, if she continues
this improvement, Dr. Cohen is going to send her home Tuesday at noon."

The woman said, "What a relief! Oh, that's fantastic... that's wonderful
news!"

The nurse said, "From your enthusiasm, I take it you are a close family
member or a very close friend!"

"Neither! I'm Sarah Finkel in 302! Nobody here tells me sh**!

That's about as funny as my left foot, Nxt2Hvn!

And believe me, my left foot is VERY funny!

Lol, I like that one.

Lol reminds me of me in hospital:p

That's so true about hospitals. When I broke my leg/knee a few months back, the doctor showed everyone but me the x-ray. I still don't know exactly where it was broken.

That is hilarious. And also true. I was in the hospital once for surgery - for two days the doctor did not come to see me. Then he comes in one morning and was shocked that I was still there. He said he gave instructions that I was to be released two days prior -- but no one told me!
They kept giving me pain meds so I didn't care too much.

Excellent Next2Hvn

Just as I neede a good laff too Excellent timing

Next time I go to the hospital, that is what I'm doing!

That's funny . . . thanks for sharing that Nxt2Hvn.

thats a good one thanks for that