how would you know ?

i just watched that Scientology South Park and it got me to thinking

how will you know the real Jesus when you see him

could he return as a female ?

could he return as any race ?

could other people be born that can perform miracles, but not be Jesus ?

could they also be from God or would they all be considered from the Devil ?

just sems so many people are waiting for the return of Christ, so im wondering

how would you know ?

Those that know him, will know who he is. And he'll know those that know him. The answer to your question is VERY, very, simple. So anybody on this forum who reads this and isn't already an anti-christ I expect all of them to know when the real Jesus returns (if he comes in our life times that is).


St. Mathew: Chp. 24. Verses 23 - 31

Then if any man shall say unto you, Lo, here is Christ, or there; believe it not.
For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect.
Behold, I have told you before.
Wherefore if they shall say unto you, Behold, he is in the desert; go not forth: behold, he is in the secret chambers; believe it not.
For as the lightning cometh out of the east, and shineth even unto the west; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.
For wheresoever the carcase is, there will the eagles be gathered together.
Immediately after the tribulation of those days shall the sun be darkened, and the moon shall not give her light, and the stars shall fall from heaven, and the powers of the heavens shall be shaken:
And then shall appear the sign of the Son of man in heaven: and then shall all the tribes of the earth mourn, and they shall see the Son of man coming in the clouds of heaven with power and great glory.
And he shall send his angels with a great sound of a trumpet, and they shall gather together his elect from the four winds, from one end of heaven to the other.

So as you can see, the real Jesus will come down from the east in the clouds of heaven, after many other false prophets have done miricales. So anytime you hear that Jesus is here or Jesus is there, you know that it's the anti-christ/christs and that it isn't Jesus because when he comes everyone will see it and he'll come down from Heaven.

Jesus arrives as large group of UFOs flying through the skies to take over earth.
Earth gets liberated and total destruction of the planet is avoided.

That is pretty much how it goes.

Beam me up Jesus?

Given we have a history of religious leadership calling for the execution of the one that has already come forth as the messiah, I think even though it's thousands of years later our contemporary culture would either discredit him as a cult leader, or those closest to him would have him committed against his will and medicated from his god complex disease. (FDA approved diagnosis 2006 A.D. ) *Unless of course he didn't have insurance, in which case he would be left to roam the streets as a homeless panhandler professing salvation and living in a card board box. Like so many other of the apostles that attend the way today, and often times in front of Church on Sunday!?

"Alms? Alms for the poor!?"


Get a job, for the love of god!

Jesus will return and TRY to take over the world through violence just so he can win his little race.
Him Satan and YHWH are team in the race for total domination, they are just going over there game plan while people think they some all powerful beings, they are very powerful but NOT all powerful

How many times has Christians claimed Jesus is comming? He isn't comming, because he doesn't exist, open your eyes and look at the facts! stop being brainwashed.

Jesus said his sheep will know his voice. We will know him when he comes (Christians that is ). He will return the same as he left us, a male, a jew. Remember when he ascended into heaven, an angel appeared to the apostles as they watched him go and said "ye men of galilee why stand ye staring into heaven, know ye not that this same Jesus shall so come in like manner as you have seen him go"

He will come back and the bible says every eye shall see him coming on the clouds.

no he'll come back like i said

So to expound on what you've said; are we to understand Jesus is not the benevolent son they await to return? And that, per what I've read of you in other like minded threads as this, Satan and Yahweh, are also not benevolent and when they return as this unholy trinity it is to make war among the 3 for domination of this world? Is that about right?

I will say a scenario like that is vaguely familiar, though it escapes me where I've read it. Aside from your having previously said you get your information from dis-incarnate beings, where else would one source this information so that one might research on their own?

I don't know search around. But they will keep going till they destroy the others

Interesting .
So, you know these things, and yet have nothing you can reference to the rest of us that you speak to about it ?!

Perhaps this is what you refer to?Linkage

no I mean the real all star team, Jesus Satan YHWH, they are in a competetion with some other then them selves so they'll team up to try to win

Ah, I see.
Well, since then you seem to know what you are speaking of and yet can not provide resources so others might review that information which you speak of in snipets, it's credibility shall remain obscured.

Thank you for your attention to my inquiry.

And what facts are those? Please tell us...

Better still, why don't you give us contemporary secular facts supporting the existence of Jesus!

It would pointless to provide a link anyway because some made what's in the link also

I thought it was Superman who returns?

I gotta say, the whole lightning accross the sky did kinda sound like that...

This UFPS (Unidentified Flying Postal Service), we've got a package to deliver, says it's "Heyzeus"...wait, I mean "Jesus"