Since yesterday i found the one true creator, the Fliying Spaghetti Monster. Searching trough the webpage of his prophet, i find the recolection of how the bad people of other religion (specially crestians, how goes from declaring his love for him to treathen him) react to the FSM. BEHOLD!!!

What a bad bunch of non-belivers

Forgive them, for they know not what they do! We Deists have the same problem. - CD

Remains of burned Spagetti

Actual police photo of hidden decayed spaggetti discovered

I think this might be in the wrong section

**backs out slowly**

Invisible Pink Unicorn
Invisible Pink Unicorn
Temple of the Invisible Pink Unicorn

Bella-Angelique: Thst photos are fake. You are attacking my faith. You are an evil women how will burn in the burocratic hell along the Heretic Zandore, going in interminable lines to fill endless taxe forms and formularies.

I am sorry that number is no longer in sevice.
Please hang up and try again.

What an amazing website. Hatemail people don't expect to be made public can really show a person's true colors. Hatemail is bad in the first place. You know someone is out of control when they threaten through hate-spam. I wish you good luck on your journey with the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

OMS! I couldn't believe my eyes!

Though I do not share the same truth as your - true creator, the Fliying Spaghetti Monster...I wish you well

And, Spaghettispeed to you!

sad to see such persecution... if you were in the U.S. your cult could probably get legal protection!

The Arch Bishop of Spaghetti ordains another minister The Right Reverend Ravioli

Don't you realize those were the remains of the old FSM's body (he was betryaed by Mac&Cheese), he has been ressurected in a new form, all hail FSM, for he tastes good with Tabasco sauce.