Full Version: SNAKES, on a PLANE!
hahahah, well i don't think it's really a movie for the older generation. It is afterall the result of internet humour. Like showing Grandad 'All Your Base Are Belong To Us'. He's not gonna find it funny is he.
I don't know...I'm pretty old and I laughed until it hurt!
Burnside, it's more likely that you and my son are simply 'kindred spirits' as we live south of Boston MA USA. Not too far from Canada, but not too close either!
Burnside, it's more likely that you and my son are simply 'kindred spirits' as we live south of Boston MA USA. Not too far from Canada, but not too close either!
I read another review of it in a paper. Basically said 3/5 - not a great movie, but not a completely bad one either. Does not deserve the hype its getting and will be forgotten about as soon as you leave the cimena, but for those 2 hours its enjoyable despite the bad-acting
I really want to see it. I heard it was awsome.
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Hmmm, I was gunna see it tonight with friends,
But my dad said it was too far away.
Ah well, I guess I'll just have to miss out, it can't really be very fun without friends, so there's not point in me seeing it now.
Now here's the amazing thing. My dad drives us up to Sydney (the cinema is around half the distance) every weekend to watch a lame AFL game. Hypocrite.
But my dad said it was too far away.
Ah well, I guess I'll just have to miss out, it can't really be very fun without friends, so there's not point in me seeing it now.
Now here's the amazing thing. My dad drives us up to Sydney (the cinema is around half the distance) every weekend to watch a lame AFL game. Hypocrite.
I think the acting was purposefully bad...I mean Sam Jackson isn't a bad acter and either is the female lead(forgot name).
I'll go see it tonight
Of course it was. It's purposefully made to be chessy and corny. I think the acting was great personally, because it was exactly as intended.
Hope you have fun bud!
Hope you have fun bud!
i hope to see it tuesday
Ended up not going, played WOW instead. I'll go Sunday
every1 was rite dis is the best movie dat ive ever seen. lol, i almost sh*t myself in the theatre. hilarious
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Ended up not going, played WOW instead. I'll go Sunday
Ahh, the excuse of the century.
WoW's kinda the reason I haven't seen it yet, too.
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Ended up not going, played WOW instead. I'll go Sunday
QUOTE(Janiel @ Aug 27 2006, 08:45 AM) [snapback]1323233[/snapback]
Ahh, the excuse of the century.
WoW's kinda the reason I haven't seen it yet, too.
So what happens when the WOW movie comes out? will u miss it too so u can play WOW
It can't possibly be that awesome.
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So what happens when the WOW movie comes out? will u miss it too so u can play WOW
... yes. No doubt.
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I think the acting was great personally, because it was exactly as intended.
I think every director of every movie would claim that the acting was great, based on the fact the actor did exactly what the director intended
Can't say I have any want to see this... I mean whats next.... Piranha in a boat? Lions in a limo? Im sure I will wait till its on cable before seeing it....
Oh my god, Tiffany was soooooooo hot. I'm gonna cry myself to sleep 
QUOTE(Subtemperate @ Aug 27 2006, 05:34 AM) [snapback]1323799[/snapback]
I think every director of every movie would claim that the acting was great, based on the fact the actor did exactly what the director intended
Can't say I have any want to see this... I mean whats next.... Piranha in a boat? Lions in a limo? Im sure I will wait till its on cable before seeing it....
lol, I agree. I just couldn't bring myself to see it.
QUOTE(Talon @ Aug 27 2006, 06:28 PM) [snapback]1324431[/snapback]
Oh my god, Tiffany was soooooooo hot. I'm gonna cry myself to sleep
You like non-anime girls?
I do agree Sunny Mabrey is hot though. 
im going to miss seeing it this week but i hope to see it soon
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Oh my god, Tiffany was soooooooo hot. I'm gonna cry myself to sleep
You like non-anime girls?
Did you see that skirt she was wearing?
I am a little disappointed at the audience. I went at a 10 showing, and only 15 people were there and my group seemed to be the most interested in it. The others did laugh and stuff, but we were the only ones who were jumping around as much as we were.
Btw, am I the only person who would have liked it if Steve Irwin had guest stared in it? As either the snake expert or has himself as a passenger?
hahahah, that would have been pretty funny. A little too cliche though..
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hahahah, that would have been pretty funny. A little too cliche though..
Oh like the rest of the movie wasn't
QUOTE(Talon @ Aug 31 2006, 07:29 AM) [snapback]1329794[/snapback]
Oh like the rest of the movie wasn't
Lol, exactly. The movie was basically made up of old cliches used in hundreds of movies before it.
But it was done with a certain intelligence to it. There's nothing stupid about the layout and general feel of the movie, as well as it's content. It's actually pretty smart humour, made dumb. Hard to explain, but i didn't laugh because i felt it was silly humour. Having Steve Irwin on the plane would have been something out of the Simpsons, not Jackson worthy.
It was a good film for me, got one of the best one liners of recent history. But the bit which was the worst for myself made me cringe was the bit were the guy qwent into the toiler for a whiz and the snake came up the toilet bowl and bit him right on the.....i think enough has been said.
The film, despite being possibly one of the worst I've ever seen - ever (and I've seen Wild Wild West) it's so bad it's great. And not only is it great, it's damned cool too. I mean, it's straight talking - it pulls no punches, and has some great one liners. Plus, wherelse can you see reptiles biting both breasts and genitals?
Wittiest answer wins some kind of rare fish salad.
Wittiest answer wins some kind of rare fish salad.
wow i cant wait to see this movie
Wonder how long it took to think of the title 
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Wonder how long it took to think of the title
Quote from the makers of snakes on a plane
Person 1 "So we have snakes"
Person 2 "and a plane"
Person 3 "Snakes and a plane"
Person 2 "So what do we call it"
Person 1 "i dont know"
Person 3 "Okay so we have sankes on a plane?"
Person 1 "yeah"
Person 2 "Oh my God thats it right there we call it ......Jackass 2"
Person 1 "no"
Person 3 "how about we just call it snakes on a plane cause thats what the movie is about"
Person 1 "Im with that"
Person 2 "sure"
Remember, this just started out as an Internet joke, so no movie makers actually thought of the name. It was already there.
I cant believe i saw silent hill instead of this movie I feel so ashamed oh well hopefully ill see it next week
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Plus, wherelse can you see reptiles biting both breasts and genitals?
Wittiest answer wins some kind of rare fish salad.
Godzilla's honeymoon?
Best I could do this early in the morning.
I am sick and tired of these muthaf***in snakes on this muthaf***in plane!!!
The sequal should be
SPIDERS ON A SPACE STATION
"Get these %$#%$# aracnids off my #*$^#$#* space station"
SPIDERS ON A SPACE STATION
"Get these %$#%$# aracnids off my #*$^#$#* space station"
Aztec and I went to movies last night, and we were deciding between Silent Hill and Snakes, but because I had already seen Silent Hill, we chose snakes.
It's fairly gory I seriously dont like the whole heel in the eardrum kinda look...
It's fairly gory
I seriously dont like the whole heel in the eardrum kinda look...
MFS on this MFP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
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Plus, wherelse can you see reptiles biting both breasts and genitals?
Wittiest answer wins some kind of rare fish salad.
A pornographic dramatization of Cleopatra's suicide.
And yes, I have actually seen that.
Keep the fish salad.
QUOTE(BurnSide @ Mar 23 2006, 04:57 AM) [snapback]1116048[/snapback]
Snakes on a Plane. Starring Samuel L. Jackson.
I want to kiss the person who came up with this. I mean, how did it come around?
"Yo yo, dude. DUDE!! I totally just had like, the CRAZIEST IDEA EVER for a movie. Check this out. There's this crazy plane miles above earth in a storm and it's got terrorists on it or something, and yanno what, the plane is FILLED with hundreds of crazy posionous SNAKES!! OH MAN!!"
"Yo yo, that's awesome, but like, who would star in this?"
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"SAMUEL L. JACKSON!! DUUUUDDE!!!!!"
"Like, dude, you're welcome. But no kissing, else I'll like totally drop this J. dude!"
The prospect of this is so stupid. Yet millions of people will still see it. I shall be among them.
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The prospect of this is so stupid. Yet millions of people will still see it. I shall be among them.
You'll be among the last people to view it, in that case.
Anyways, SOAP was...well...awesome. I couldn't believe the sheer awesomeness.
It was like having sex on christmas morning after winning the lottery.
I think what's so entertaining about it is the fact that it's so damn bad. It reminded me a lot of Deep Blue Sea, it had that same ooooh i love this its awesome crappiness about it...
lol...awesome crappiness...
lol...awesome crappiness...
QUOTE(sadistic jellyfish of doom @ Sep 14 2006, 10:28 AM) [snapback]1348957[/snapback]
The prospect of this is so stupid. Yet millions of people will still see it. I shall be among them.
good for you. i on the other hand have gotten over the hype and have decided that this is a dvd movie
I'm afraid it's not at all. You wont enjoy it sitting at home watching it on DVD unless you have alot of friends into watching it. It's a audience participation movie, that's what makes it so fun to see, everyone gets into it and has a great time with it. I don't think i would even like it if i watched it alone.
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