Take the coolest badass in cinema.
Put him in a plane spiriling out of control miles above the surface of the earth.
And fill that plane, with SNAKES!!!
That's right ladies and gentlemen, quite possibly the best piece of cinema of all time is coming soon to a theatre near you.
What better than fighting millions of SNAKES?
Where better to fight snakes than in a crazy PLANE!?
Who better to fight snakes, in a plane, than SAMUEL L. JACKSON!!??
Oh yes. He actually tazers a snake IN THE FACE. How badass is this!? Jackson is a genius, i'm totally seeing this.
Trailer
Note, the trailer says it's fake, but this is not true, it is a REAL MOVIE.
IMDB
Scheduled for release August 18th this year.
And you just know he's gonna pull out the line.
"THERE ARE GOD-DAMN SNAKES, ON THIS M-F- PLANE!!"
Full Version: SNAKES, on a PLANE!
Samuel L Jackson is the baddest badass.... 
Sounds like a good time will be had by all...
Sounds like a good time will be had by all...
Snakes on a Plane. Starring Samuel L. Jackson.
I want to kiss the person who came up with this. I mean, how did it come around?
"Yo yo, dude. DUDE!! I totally just had like, the CRAZIEST IDEA EVER for a movie. Check this out. There's this crazy plane miles above earth in a storm and it's got terrorists on it or something, and yanno what, the plane is FILLED with hundreds of crazy posionous SNAKES!! OH MAN!!"
"Yo yo, that's awesome, but like, who would star in this?"
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"SAMUEL L. JACKSON!! DUUUUDDE!!!!!"
I want to kiss the person who came up with this. I mean, how did it come around?
"Yo yo, dude. DUDE!! I totally just had like, the CRAZIEST IDEA EVER for a movie. Check this out. There's this crazy plane miles above earth in a storm and it's got terrorists on it or something, and yanno what, the plane is FILLED with hundreds of crazy posionous SNAKES!! OH MAN!!"
"Yo yo, that's awesome, but like, who would star in this?"
..
"SAMUEL L. JACKSON!! DUUUUDDE!!!!!"
You gonna be ok Burns?
After i see this movie, i will be so okay i'll die a happy man.
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SNAKES ON A PLANE!!!!!!!!!!
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SNAKES ON A PLANE!!!!!!!!!!
It's so stupid, it's awsome. 
I saw that trailer two days ago during chem class, and had a hard time keeping quiet.
I saw that trailer two days ago during chem class, and had a hard time keeping quiet.
I just can't get over it.
I can't.
Samuel L. Jackson, fights hoardes of Snakes, on a Plane!
Who would have thought!!
I can't.
Samuel L. Jackson, fights hoardes of Snakes, on a Plane!
Who would have thought!!
I saw him talking about it on leno I think it was, to damn funny!
I first heard about this movie in a song by Neil Cicierega. (You can hear it here.) I never actually thought it was real. This has got to be the strangest movie idea ever.
Well heres a movie that many will be able yo enjoy without having to do much thinking about storyline, character development etc.........
Its simply Samuel L Jackson= snakes get whooped!
Its simply Samuel L Jackson= snakes get whooped!
He tasers a snake, in the FACE! How cool is this!?
Ahhh, I'm as excited as Burns. about this one-
Samuel L Jackson vs. the snakes.
I can just hear it now, right before he tasers the snake-
"Oh no you didn't, m-----f-----!!!!"
SWEETNESS.
Samuel L Jackson vs. the snakes.
I can just hear it now, right before he tasers the snake-
"Oh no you didn't, m-----f-----!!!!"
SWEETNESS.
SWEET!!! and you know that in the end of all action films there is a prolonged fight scene with the main badguy.
so that means this movie should have a prolonged fightscene with the biggest snake. a cobra, or maybe an ANACONDA!!!
I can see it now. Samuel L. fighting an Anaconda on a plane! for 5 minutes!
so that means this movie should have a prolonged fightscene with the biggest snake. a cobra, or maybe an ANACONDA!!!
I can see it now. Samuel L. fighting an Anaconda on a plane! for 5 minutes!
oh....my...god!!!!!!!! this is the best idea for a movie, EVER!
Any thing with Sam Jackson is worth watching so I too am excited.
Sam Jackson is the man!!!
Now you guys are getting the right idea.
I thought this movie was a JOKE 
guess not!
guess not!
This movie looks awesome! samuel l jackson is freakin awesome! loved him in die hard 3.
"ok jesus, where to?"
"jesus? do i look freakin mexican to you?"
"But that guy said jesus..."
"no he said hey zeus, zeus, king of the gods shove a freakin lightening bolt up your @ss zeus!"
one of the last badasses in hollywood.
"ok jesus, where to?"
"jesus? do i look freakin mexican to you?"
"But that guy said jesus..."
"no he said hey zeus, zeus, king of the gods shove a freakin lightening bolt up your @ss zeus!"
one of the last badasses in hollywood.
I can't wait for the sequel!
Will it be, Tarantulas on a Boat? Scorpions in a Bus? Snakes in the SPACE SHUTTLE!?
Will it be, Tarantulas on a Boat? Scorpions in a Bus? Snakes in the SPACE SHUTTLE!?
QUOTE(BurnSide @ Mar 23 2006, 12:24 AM) [snapback]1116684[/snapback]
I can't wait for the sequel!
Will it be, Tarantulas on a Boat? Scorpions in a Bus? Snakes in the SPACE SHUTTLE!?
LMAO
Sam Jackson should be in every movie!
Wait a sec he is. haha
what a great actor I can truly say he is my favorite.
BTW watched Caveman's Valentine earlier good movie
Im just seen on TV that MTV and New Line are teaming up and running a contest for people to write and record a song to be featured on the soundtrack. No Joke look it up
Source: Entertainment Weekly
QUOTE
Entertainment Weekly has your first look at the new logo for New Line Cinema's Snakes on a Plane, starring Samuel L. Jackson and hitting theaters on August 18. Check out the logo in full here!
The Hollywood Reporter also says that Snakes on a Plane went back before the cameras this month for five days of additional shooting in Los Angeles. The film wrapped principal photography in September in Vancouver.
In this case, it wasn't the usual reshoot, hastily assembled to fix a nagging story problem. Instead, the studio decided to create new scenes that would take the movie from PG-13 into R-rated territory. The second round of filming also came about because of intense and growing fan interest in the movie.
When director David Ellis assembled Jackson and others for the recent shoot, the filmmakers added more gore, more death, more nudity, more snakes and more death scenes. And they shot a scene where Jackson does utter a line that fans have demanded.
In the film, Jackson plays an FBI agent who is escorting a witness on a flight from Hawaii to Los Angeles when an assassin releases hundreds of deadly snakes on a commercial airplane in order to eliminate the witness. The FBI agent, along with a rookie pilot, frightened crew and passengers must then band together in a desperate attempt to survive.
The Hollywood Reporter also says that Snakes on a Plane went back before the cameras this month for five days of additional shooting in Los Angeles. The film wrapped principal photography in September in Vancouver.
In this case, it wasn't the usual reshoot, hastily assembled to fix a nagging story problem. Instead, the studio decided to create new scenes that would take the movie from PG-13 into R-rated territory. The second round of filming also came about because of intense and growing fan interest in the movie.
When director David Ellis assembled Jackson and others for the recent shoot, the filmmakers added more gore, more death, more nudity, more snakes and more death scenes. And they shot a scene where Jackson does utter a line that fans have demanded.
In the film, Jackson plays an FBI agent who is escorting a witness on a flight from Hawaii to Los Angeles when an assassin releases hundreds of deadly snakes on a commercial airplane in order to eliminate the witness. The FBI agent, along with a rookie pilot, frightened crew and passengers must then band together in a desperate attempt to survive.
This is cool... What started out as something of a joke has turned into a bit of an internet phenomonon and it is quite rare that a studio listens and actually does something about fan respsone. In this case they have gone back to shoot new scenes which boast more deaths, more gore and more nudity, taking it from a PG13 rating to a solid R. They even shot a scene where Sam will utter one of his trademark pulp fiction esque lines.... How cool is that!?
The logo is also pretty cool. I like how this is, at the heart of it, a B-Movie - the concept, the whole nature of it but through something which started as a joke it has turned into something more and no doubt something which will be a huge hit... and that I think, is pretty damn cool.
The logo is also pretty cool. I like how this is, at the heart of it, a B-Movie - the concept, the whole nature of it but through something which started as a joke it has turned into something more and no doubt something which will be a huge hit... and that I think, is pretty damn cool.
So I've been talking to all of my friends about this movie and getting more and more pumped about it. I'm gonna go see it the first showing, and take people with me, and take rubber snakes, and dress up or something. This is one of the few things that can get me into a movie theater, I can't wait.
And I'm hoping the sequel will have something to do with snakes on multiple planes! but the catch is that Samuel L. Jackson, along with Christopher Walken, have to land them all! and there will be parachuting from one plane to another and more tazering of snakes in the face!
And I'm hoping the sequel will have something to do with snakes on multiple planes! but the catch is that Samuel L. Jackson, along with Christopher Walken, have to land them all! and there will be parachuting from one plane to another and more tazering of snakes in the face!
Sequel:
Planes swallowed by the 600' long Vietnamese snake.
Jackson will be pooped out of the snake.
Planes swallowed by the 600' long Vietnamese snake.
Jackson will be pooped out of the snake.
This movie ius going to be awesome!
Snakes + Plane + Mace Windu = A good movie to take your girlfriend to.
Wait, she's afraid of snakes.. oh well.... she'll be fine.
Snakes + Plane + Mace Windu = A good movie to take your girlfriend to.
Wait, she's afraid of snakes.. oh well.... she'll be fine.
at first whaen i saw the title i thought it meant Sams charcater was called snake. There was a movie show on the radio that said nxt yr Sam will win best performance at the oscars. Beating whats his face from Jarhead
link to trailer the real one or some footage check anyhoo it out
Just found it. But it didnt work really well for me maybe someone else will have better luck
link to sam jackson interview wit Premiere mag
Just found it. But it didnt work really well for me maybe someone else will have better luck
link to sam jackson interview wit Premiere mag
Yeah the trailer i originally posted changed to some silly cuts from other movies. Thanks for re-posting the correct trailer. 
wicked
looks kinda ridiculous
looks kinda ridiculous
QUOTE(Juno @ Mar 27 2006, 12:27 PM) [snapback]1123083[/snapback]
wicked
looks kinda ridiculous
....ridiculously awesome!!!!!!
HELLS YEAH.
Looks so freakin wiley. I love it.
Looks so freakin wiley. I love it.
AWESOMENESS TO THE EXTREME!
Next to Silent Hill, this will be the best movie of the year, hands down. I can't wait for it!
Next to Silent Hill, this will be the best movie of the year, hands down. I can't wait for it!
I'm gonna buy a whole bunch of rubber dollar-store snakes and fling them around the theatre.
Sound like a good idea. Maybe I'll do that, too. Buy a bunch of fake rubber snakes....and one or two real ones. 
Oh yeah, that'll go down well.
SNAKES, IN A THEATRE!!
SNAKES, IN A THEATRE!!
That is a magnificent plan, I'm soo buying rubber snakes and wearing them all over me on opening night
QUOTE(BurnSide @ Mar 28 2006, 08:34 PM) [snapback]1124414[/snapback]
I'm gonna buy a whole bunch of rubber dollar-store snakes and fling them around the theatre.
Good idea, I'll do the same when I will go see it if you don't mind
hahah. I invite all to terrorize the theatres with rubber snakes.
yes! rubber snakes!
We can start a nation wide thing here!
"today hundreds of theaters showing the film 'Snakes on a Plane' were terrorized by people hurling giant rubber snake sinto the audience during the film, authorities are investigating..."
I can see it now, my name on the news, headlines in the paper, a stern warning from some bloody authority figure...who as soon as he turns his back, will promptly recieve a rubber snake to the noggin, then I dash from the theater, flee to my home, and go to the next showing.....
"today hundreds of theaters showing the film 'Snakes on a Plane' were terrorized by people hurling giant rubber snake sinto the audience during the film, authorities are investigating..."
I can see it now, my name on the news, headlines in the paper, a stern warning from some bloody authority figure...who as soon as he turns his back, will promptly recieve a rubber snake to the noggin, then I dash from the theater, flee to my home, and go to the next showing.....
Anybody saw the teaser at x-men or any other movie. The crowd exploded in laughter when they saw it. It was nothing special mostly words but everybody knew what it was.
August 18 mark it down.
I found this youtube snakes on ellen!
August 18 mark it down.
I found this youtube snakes on ellen!
QUOTE(BurnSide @ Mar 28 2006, 02:34 PM) [snapback]1124414[/snapback]
I'm gonna buy a whole bunch of rubber dollar-store snakes and fling them around the theatre.
Arn't ya afraid that Samuel L. Jackson might show up and kick your ass for it...
Wow man, i saw the preview during X-Men and thought it was a joke, after the preview everyone started to laugh,so i thought it was just them trying to be funny, Is it seriously coming out?
This movie sounds so strange...
QUOTE(Otacon @ May 31 2006, 10:00 AM) [snapback]1212259[/snapback]
Arn't ya afraid that Samuel L. Jackson might show up and kick your ass for it...
That would be BADASS!!!!
QUOTE(SAMURAI-X @ May 31 2006, 12:49 PM) [snapback]1212400[/snapback]
Wow man, i saw the preview during X-Men and thought it was a joke, after the preview everyone started to laugh,so i thought it was just them trying to be funny, Is it seriously coming out?
Yes, it's quite serious! The movie itself isn't really ment to be taken seriously, alyhough it appears to take itself seriously, but it's just a for-fun thing Jackson wanted to do. And hellz yeah, i'm seeing it opening night!
Here's a funny audio trailer for you!
Go to THIS page, and then click on the "Snakes on a Plane Audio Trailer" by Subatomic Warp
Go to THIS page, and then click on the "Snakes on a Plane Audio Trailer" by Subatomic Warp
This movie is going to rule.
I'm already sooo pumped for this, I'm oing to the first showing with some friends with rubber snakes to hurl into the audience
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