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Nxt2Hvn
DOG DIARY VERSUS CAT DIARY - Oh, how true!

For All you animal lovers out there.

The dog's diary:
7 am - Oh boy! A walk! My favorite!
8 am - Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite!
9 am - Oh boy! The kids! My favorite!
Noon - Oh boy! The yard! My favorite!
2 pm - Oh boy! A car ride! My favorite!
3 pm - Oh boy! The kids! My favorite!
4 pm - Oh boy! Playing ball! My favorite!
6 pm - Oh boy! Welcome home Mom! My favorite!
7 pm - Oh boy! Welcome home Dad! My favorite!
8 pm - Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite!
9 pm - Oh boy! Tummy rubs on the couch! My favorite!
11 pm - Oh boy! Sleeping in my people's bed! My favorite!


The cat's diary:
Day 183 of my captivity... My captors continued to taunt me with bizarre little dang! ling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from clawing the furniture.

Tomorrow I may eat another house plant. Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded - must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair - must try this on their bed.

Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body in an attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear in their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was. Hmmm, not working according to plan.!

There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food More important, I overheard that my confinement was due to my powers of inducing "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.

I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an informant and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured. But I can wait; it is only a matter of time.
Walken
See? Living proof that cats are better laugh.gif

Nice post. thumbsup.gif
raistlan316
grin2.gif Good one, and true also! As I read the cat's diary, in my mind, the cat was speaking with Stewie Griffin's voice! grin2.gif
Trix
MY milkshake brings all the boys to the yard whistling2.gif
nativechick1989
laugh.gif Cats Rock!
Corporal Cupcake
QUOTE(Trix @ Mar 24 2006, 03:46 AM) [snapback]1117245[/snapback]

MY milkshake brings all the boys to the yard whistling2.gif


What the....? blink.gif

Nice one Nxt laugh.gif
Glacies
wow...i thought my cat was out to get me...i thought right...
nephilim
Good post very funny
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