I understand what you're saying, but his foolishness didn't phase me at all. I know I was dealing with a child, but I won't allow a child to trash my house(not that this is my house, but you understand my point) I didn't have to stoop to his level, and instead I used his own words against him, thereby making himself expose his own stupidity. It was rather easy and it was over in three posts.
BTW, don't worry about the stats, because the only professor Spaceman knows is on Gilligan's Island