Once we gods on earth. creating our own utopia. Then the puppet came and high jacked the planet. Enslaving humanity and genetically altering are DNA (Psychical forms) from 12 strands to just 2 strands. The puppet masters were always master geneticists and altering are DNA retarded us from gods to cattle. Thats why we only use 10% of of brain power. And what science calls junk DNA is what remains of our original 12 strands.

12 strands, why 12 strands, please explain where this information came from?

Well of course!!!!

It's the puppet masters, behind it all!!! I've been saying that for years. But anyone listen??? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!


According to Intelligent Design, Jim Henson created life as we know it.

Uhh... You might use 10% of your brain power but I know I don't.
I know I use most of mine.
As do billions of others all across the planet.

And this is blasphemy, I am God.

But there is no proof that I am God, nor is there proof that I am not.

Claim: We use only ten percent of our brains.

Status: False.

Origins: Someone
has taken most of your brain away and you probably didn't even know it. Well, not taken your brain away, exactly, but decided that you don't use it. It's the old myth heard time and again about how people use only ten percent of their brains. While for the people who repeat that myth, it's probably true, the rest of us happily use all of our brains.

Snopes

I use all of my brain.

Well, all of the 10% of brain cells that still function

But as for the original post - the idea of this forum is to discuss credible theories, not to make up a complete fantasy off the tops of our head and somehow expect people to believe it

why is "everyone" here so damn negative to anypone who has different ideas?
Maybe Lightworker believes this, and he has as much fact to support it as any religion has to support their claims. So if you don't like it, shut up

Let the man write whatever he wants as long as it's not breaking any rules.

There's a plot to a sci-fi thriller to be found there. Write up a screenplay and try to sell it to Fox or WB or someone.

Alright, one day I was on the crapper and I felt a slight bulge in my bowels. I knew not at the time, that it was not fecal waste, but rather THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE!!!



For seven straight days I gave birth to the universe from my derriere, without a can of vaseline to help me through my pain. I also did not know that while my subjects would toil away on some small planet called Earth, that the holiest food ever to be eaten would be Twinkies with pecan crumbs sprinkled on it.


That is how the universe was created.

...is this the birth of a new Orion von Koch?

Why are you so negative? because he believes something you don't?
Please explain why you react this way just because he expressed his belief.

It has nothing to do with what he or I believe. Just the fact that he posts something as fact without providing even the LEAST amount of proof, or even a decent explanation. For instance, whats is the Puppet Master? Does he mean God? Aliens?

I know religion does the same thing, but at least there's books to back religious claims up, whether they be false or not.

I also suspect that on returning to this thread he will call me and a few others idiots because we don't understand his garbled musings.

Wll ok then, why didn't you say so before?

I still haven't seen him being disrespectfull to people who don't understand him tho, unlike many others (skeptics AND believers) here

I had a serious suggestion.



Well, no but it was as plausible as Lightbringer's. Probably makes more sense.

I believe him.

It is that thing about the Puppet Masters that does it for me.

I mean before I got up to the Pupper Masters bit I was like 'whoa this guy can't be true, I mean there is no evidence and it sounds a little bit far fetched!'

But then I got up to the Puppet Masters and it all clicked into place.

Maybe it's his cloned love-child?



It's not my intention to slam someone's religious beliefs. But from the original post, this sounded like the poster was espousing some far-fetched scientific, or even scientological)SP?) theory involving so-called 'puppet masters' who are responsible for our very existencee....and came to post it without even the slightest nano-byte of info to back it up.

The poster's statement of this as 'fact' is what got me going on an irreverent bender. Had he stated it as a religious belief, I probably would have chuckled quietly, and walked away.

I don't mean to offend anyone. I am sorry if I sounded crass, or callous, or insensitive. But I've seen a rash of this stuff posted here, and on other boards. Psuedoscience at its worst.

I meant this is irreverent ribbing. Premature joculation, as it were.

Proof plz.

12 strands? How would that work? How could you have nucleotides with 12 strand DNA?



We dont.



And when any religious (and infact nonreligious also) person starts talking about their beliefs in absolutes, I ask for proof.

i dont subscribe to what he is saying, just out of personal beliefs nothing else

but it seems most of you that disagree with him offer no proof of your own

you all use all of your brains ? prove it. provide a link

you say it must be so because snoops said so ? since when is snoops the end all be all of the scientific community ?

its easy to point fingers and laugh, how about giving actual evidence ?

edit: see, it's too damn easy link

That, my friend, is self-ownage.

eh ?

Doctor "sir im sorry....but, you have lost 10% of your brain"
Pacient "ggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..............................."



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-UA

<< and I'll say that for everyone here...

I second that motion.

Somehow it reminds me of Dean Koontz's book: A Darkness in My Soul

i am so confused.

People look at the word GOD and get all worked up... Yet when they read in the bible "Ye Are Gods"... They pay it no mind. I find what you say interresting tho there is insufficient date for a complete answer at this time... Yet it still is not beyond the realm of possibility that every word you said is 100% correct. Soon we will all know.

As far as I'm concerned, you just refuted your own argument.

And can you quote me the verse of the Bible that says this?

What you all need to think of is not that it is an actual 'Puppet Master', just a being that works in the same way as one does. You could call him/her/it whatever you will, God, Eternal Father, Eternal Universe, whatever.

But I do agree that you can't just spill out a short paragraph about something like that without a bit more explanation or sources. A personal belief is fine for anyone to have as long as you don't state it as a fact that everyone should be bowing down too. It is obvious there is more to our existence than what we know and everyone will have their opinion on the matter, but we all must go on regardless. However, I do believe that it will have to be a personal journey to find the Truth, not relying on the word of science or religion.

This thread in no way belongs in the history board. The history board is intended for factual debate on past events, and alternatives. There is no way that the claims made to start this thread can be proven. And therefore no debate. It is a belief, which belongs on the beliefs board.


Moved.

Cool theory... but.... i dunno brother. Doubt covers my conscience.

Somehow, I think Lightworker expected a more serious reception to their sharing on board.
((Hug)) Lightworker. Don't let this board break your heart, love.


The "Gods" scenario in this thread reminds me in part, of the RPG @ Zaon.org, where the "2 strand cattle" humans are reminiscent of the Rian's that had their genetic material altered to serve as slaves to the Za'aan race of more powerful "gods". (Or perhaps it's material from "Barbara Marciniak" and the like, that often refer to DNA activation and the "twins" of the double helix.)

Excerpt:
The term '12 Strand DNA' is a metaphor linked to:

- DNA contains the coded information - as if a program in a computer - the blueprint about how your life plays out. Within it are triggering mechanisms in various forms - that awakening your memory about who you are - why you are here - and the stirring you feel in your soul that something major is about to change for the better.

- Reaity is based in mathematics - the universal language as all is created by thought consciousness converted into sound, light, color, and numerical programs / grids through which we eXperience. These patterns repeat in time and are part of sacred geometry - Golden Mean - Phi - Spiraling movement of consciousness.

Or perhaps it's material from the 12:12 Tribe. (See Google)

Either way, just sources that popped to mind. As noted, the 10% of the brain thing is unfounded, as I previously mentioned 10% in one of my posts and was found to be in error. It was once thought to be the case, however some time ago science determined it to be unfounded.


And to those with felt for body and former ping pong balls for eyes, Jim was god!
Everyone else thought he just had a weird fondness for sticking his hand up puppet arses.


Rest in peace Jim Henson.
Kermie loves you still.

Psalms 82... Also I didn't present an argument... I just said there was insufficiant Date to for a clear and complete answer.

The minute you think you know everything is the minute you prove you know nothing

To be exact it is:
Ps 82:6
I have said, Ye are gods; and all of you are children of the most High.