Full Version: If Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes mated...
I just had to post this...
*Shudders* Urgh.... 
that sends a shiver down my spine 
I would hate to be Tom Cruise when thats born.Is it a girl?Is it a boy? It's a mutant.
Looks like an extra from Lord of the Rings – Orc
That photo is edited just to make it more hideous. It has Tom's eyes and etc, but the nose belongs to neither of them, and the teeth are sharpened.
Late night with Chip Whitley Conan O'Brien... 
QUOTE(angrycrustacean @ Mar 27 2006, 05:07 AM) [snapback]1121513[/snapback]
That photo is edited just to make it more hideous. It has Tom's eyes and etc, but the nose belongs to neither of them, and the teeth are sharpened.
"A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar..."
Let me guess...you're the kinda guy that would interrupt this joke to ask "why would a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar...?", right?
if the baby was a girl,it wouldn't have the biggest breasts and it'd be crazier than hell,if it was a boy,no breasts(obviously)but it'd still be crazier than hell
QUOTE(angrycrustacean @ Mar 26 2006, 06:07 PM) [snapback]1121513[/snapback]
That photo is edited just to make it more hideous. It has Tom's eyes and etc, but the nose belongs to neither of them, and the teeth are sharpened.
That's from all the Scientology
QUOTE(Mad Manfred @ Mar 26 2006, 07:09 PM) [snapback]1122012[/snapback]
"A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar..."
Let me guess...you're the kinda guy that would interrupt this joke to ask "why would a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar...?", right?
fugly....
QUOTE(angrycrustacean @ Mar 26 2006, 10:07 AM) [snapback]1121513[/snapback]
That photo is edited just to make it more hideous. It has Tom's eyes and etc, but the nose belongs to neither of them, and the teeth are sharpened.
Actualy it has Tom's nose, but it has been enlarged.
If they mated - click the arrow to the right to continue seeing the results and the next ones
But I must say that I found others to be more funny, such as celebrity survey, or celbrety secrets.
But I must say that I found others to be more funny, such as celebrity survey, or celbrety secrets.
^ I love the 'Paris and her pet monkey' one 
QUOTE(Mad Manfred @ Mar 26 2006, 09:44 PM) [snapback]1121275[/snapback]
I just had to post this...
so going to look like that
Tom (when its born ) :OMG!? Is that thing alive!? its alive!!! muhuhahahahahhahahhahaaa!!!!!!!!
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