Gene is 95 and lives in a senior citizen home. Every night after dinner,
Gene goes to a secluded garden behind the Center to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life.

One evening, Mildred, age 87, wanders into the garden. They begin to chat, and before they know it, several hours have passed. After a short lull in their conversation, Gene turns to Mildred and asks, Do you know what I miss most of all?" She asks, "What?" "SEX!!" he replies.

Mildred exclaims, "Why you old fart, you couldn't get it up if I held a gun to your head!" "I know," Gene says, "but it would be nice if a woman could just hold it for a while." "Well, I can oblige," says Mildred, who unzips his trousers, removes his manhood and proceeds to hold it. Afterward, they agree to meet secretly each night in the garden where they would sit and talk and Mildred would hold Gene's manhood.

Then, one night, Gene didn't show up at their usual meeting place. Alarmed, Mildred decided to find Gene and make sure he was O. K. She walked around the senior citizen home where she found him sitting by the pool with another female resident, Ethel, who was holding Gene's manhood!

Furious, Mildred yelled, "You two-timing creep! What does Ethel have that I don't have?" Old Gene smiled happily and replied, "Parkinson's."

Oh my . . . that's kind of . . um . . never mind . .

wel that is kinda funny...in a rly unfunny way.

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Oh that is wicked Hilarious, but wicked ...


Hehehehehehehehehehehe........