Falco Rex
May 1 2006, 07:01 AM
QUOTE
What if i don't have any friends Falco? Are you my friend? If you are, i suppose this means you are my only friend.
What do you mean? If you choose to play with me; that signifies friendship on an overtly hostile forum; given my past here; so I count you both a friend and ally..
Let all naysayers fall between us..
In the meantime..
If life gives you lemons; make lemonade with lots of sugar; then sell it to everybody..
Then when your sugary decay makes their mouths weak; punch them in the teeth; knocking out years of attractiveness!
Kaknelson
May 1 2006, 07:18 AM
Friend and Ally... cool with me.
When life gives you lemons, individually pick out and plant the seads from the lemons middle, then buy acres once the trees have multiplied, open up a new lemon business called " Sour Hour "
Immortal Norway
May 1 2006, 07:26 AM
When life give you lemons, it`s time to kick some aces.
Falco Rex
May 1 2006, 07:30 AM
Well; when life kicks some aces; It's time to turn to the Jacks! And they're coated in lemon juice!
girty1600
May 1 2006, 09:24 AM
Squirt lemon juice in thine enemy's eye.
Cryticman
May 10 2006, 01:38 AM
When life gives you lemons... Chuck them back at life and demand beer!
Immortal Norway
May 10 2006, 10:07 AM
When life gives you lemons, squize them in his eyes !
When life gives you lemons... eat them, you dommace !
sultanmuratova
May 12 2006, 02:17 PM
when life gives you lemons, ask for the receipt.
awsedrftg44
Jan 17 2008, 04:25 PM
when life gives you lemons, cry.
dest_titor1
Jan 19 2008, 09:50 PM
When life gives you lemons go back to the dealership and get a new car!
Purplos
Jan 20 2008, 04:39 AM
When life gives you lemons, squeeze the lemons till the juice runs down your/his leg.
Come on now... Led Zep people!
Sporkling
Jan 20 2008, 06:18 AM
when life gives you lemons, take the lemons, mix with vinegar, salt, sugar, durians, and pour it into life's mouth.
Drego
Jan 21 2008, 05:36 PM
"When God gives you lemons, you find a new God!!!"
- Powerthirst
Sorry if that's been posted already.
meeee
Apr 30 2008, 05:51 PM
WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS. . . SAY F*** THE LEMONS AND BAIL!
From forgetting sarah marshall
Thisisnotmyname
May 2 2008, 04:56 AM
When life gives you lemons, challenge life to a game of futbol and headbutt it in the solarplexus.
Mademoiselle
May 2 2008, 08:00 AM
QUOTE (Nxt2Hvn @ Mar 28 2006, 08:23 PM)
When life gives you lemons...shut up and eat your damn lemons!
hahahahaaha
GabrielArkAngel
May 3 2008, 07:54 AM
When Life Gives You Lemons.... Pray For Another Citrus Fruit...
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