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Lady Darkness

Mar 28 2006, 07:03 PM

It's my birthday today!

Today, like all my other birthdays, has come and gone without fanfare. Just the usual mundane routine from the family (there was a few hours today when I actually wondered if they remembered that it was my birthday).

To make matters worse, I'm stuck at work. My shift started at 2pm and will only end at 10pm. It's pouring with rain outside, and I just know that my car will not start.

Oh yes, and I forgot my umbrella at home.

Yup, it's one VERY happy birthday to me!!!

Nighteyes

Mar 28 2006, 08:32 PM

Im sorry youre having a sucky B-Day. But hey it could be worse, a bunch or aliens could come ubduct you and do anal-probige

So heres to you have a happy B-Day, and go play in that rain release youre inerchild, have some fun go buy a cake eat some and then shove it in youre co-workers face

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

WereBo

Mar 28 2006, 10:52 PM

Awww Lady Darkness user posted image

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At least you remembered it

It was about 5-6 days after my 50th that I remembered what day it would have been.... What REALLY hurt was that my wife forgot as well user posted image

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I expect yours will be over by the time you read this, so I'll wish you a belated very happy birthday and I hope you have a better one next year user posted image

angrycrustacean

Mar 29 2006, 05:50 AM

WereBo. How can you forgot your own 50th birthday?

nativechick1989

Mar 29 2006, 04:23 PM

Happy Birthday, Lady Darkness!

WereBo

Mar 30 2006, 12:38 AM

QUOTE(angrycrustacean @ Mar 29 2006, 06:50 AM) [snapback]1125136[/snapback]

WereBo. How can you forgot your own 50th birthday?

It's easy, I've had 49 years of practice.... user posted image

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