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Nxt2Hvn
Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car
which said:

"Two Prostitutes -- $50.00."

A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either
have to remove the sign or go to jail.

Just at that time, another car passed with sign saying: "JESUS SAVES."

One of the girls asked the officer, "How come you don't stop them?!"
"Well, that's a little different," the officer smiled
"Their sign pertains to religion."

So the two ladies of the night frowned as they took their sign down and
drove off.

The following day found the same officer was in the area when he noticed
the two ladies driving around with a large sign on their car again.

Figuring he had an easy arrest, he began to catch up with them when he
noticed the new sign which now read:

"Two Fallen Angels

Seeking Peter .. $50"

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Glacies
ha ha? seriously though it was funny.
Rykster
Nect2, that was just damned funny! w00t.gif
nativechick1989
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Kryso
Lol, good one... grin2.gif
distortedpandy
laugh.gif w00t.gif

I need to remember that one thumbsup.gif
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