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Tallulah
This is the fairy tale that should have been read to us all.......

Once upon a time, in a land far away a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.

The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: " Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel grateful and happy doing so."

That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on lightly sauteed frog legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled and thought to herself: "I don't flippin' think so".
Pyro Pheenix
Lmao! laugh.gif
star_child
Oh rock on laugh.gif
distortedpandy
omg laugh.gif
Glacies
I must say, humourous.
Sweetsalem82103
Hahahahaha. . .I need to read that one to my husband. . .
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