I recently heard that Ronald McDonald has been putting his own special secret sauce in every one-thousandth Big Mac. Turns out people noticed that it was a little to salty for their taste and complained to the manager. When confronted Ronald confessed that he actually preferred the Burger king Whopper, so he was trying spice it up a bit. He said he was tired of getting off, and letting it go to waste. Wearing a Ronald McDonald costume really gets your adrenaline going, he claims. And when work is over he always feels pumped up, and just wants to let it go and pass out. Although he claimed it was a good source of protein, unfortunately the super special secret sauce was not FDA approved, so the manager called the cops, and had him removed from the premises.



Upon seeing McDonald being hauled away by police, a couple vacationing from England were over heard calling him a wanker, it was also reported.












April Fools! .....................................late. Ooooohhh yeah, I hope that joke came off the screen and into your eye and not over your head. Damn daylight savings. Always steals an hour about this time every year from us, and no one can catch him. Sneaky Squirrel, I wonder what he does the rest of the year?