i can be somewhat annoying when i put my mind to it...
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yeah... um... i don't think heaven OR hell would want me. god and satan would spend hours arguing back and forth... "you take her." "no, you take her." "NO, YOU take her."
i can be somewhat annoying when i put my mind to it...
i can be somewhat annoying when i put my mind to it...
QUOTE(rose_ashes @ Apr 16 2006, 09:17 AM) [snapback]1149738[/snapback]
yeah... um... i don't think heaven OR hell would want me. god and satan would spend hours arguing back and forth... "you take her." "no, you take her." "NO, YOU take her."
i can be somewhat annoying when i put my mind to it...
lmao that's funny, a sense of humor can really put people in thier place rose_ashes , keep the humor alive for it will relieve a lot of stress
your God will not and cannot judge me as he,d have to be real for that god dies with the mind that hosts it So Ill be a cold worm meat popsicle and nothing besides 
luckly for me as iv been a very very naughty boy
luckly for me as iv been a very very naughty boy
Judgement day will only happen in a 1000years right now we are going through a rapture where a chosen elect can bring down evil and terrany with the help from Jesus and thousands of Angels.All wickedness will be burned off the planet for re-Genesis to take place Heaven on Earth when the 2 deitys are together a son of ' Adam and daughter of Eve' who will seal off Satan and chain him for a 1000yrs.The 2 will stand before the whole Earth and with God they'll Judge the living and the dead the falseprofit and all the wicked people will have no place in Zion.
QUOTE(Hermetic Hermit @ Apr 13 2006, 11:02 PM) [snapback]1146484[/snapback]
A question for all non-believers to ponder. Whatcha gunna do, whatcha gunna do when God judgeth you?
But first I'll explain why I'm asking this question....
I was having a discussion the other day with a self-professed Christian at the coffee shop. He was telling me how important God was to him, which is fine with me, "God" is important to me too but the conversation soon changed to why I don't believe in the true God(the Christian concept of God). I told him that everywhere in the world cultures have their own God(s) so why would his be right and theirs be wrong?
He started to explain why by using the Bible for justification. I asked him if he was aware that other people have their own holy books too, so why would his be right and theirs be wrong?
He began to use historical justifications for why the Bible is right. I again said that other people's holy books also contain historical events in their parts of the world, so why are their beliefs wrong?
The conversation then turned to him saying that the risks of me not believing are great and could result in me going to Hell. I told him Hell is a Christian invention and many cultures don't believe in Hell and others have a very different concept of it, so why is he right?
I guess he got tired of arguing with me or maybe felt that I wasn't convert material and told me he had to leave. I thanked him for the discussion but just before he left he reminded me of God's judgement and said that I should think really hard about what I am going to do after I die and am standing in front of God to be judged. I just shrugged it off.
But then I got thinking, for the sake of just thinking about it, what would I do if I found myself in front of God after I die?
Personally I'd punch him right in the mouth. I think I can take him.
I'd like to know everyone else's thoughts?
[disclaimer]I am aware that not all Christians are the preaching kind and trying to convert people. I also want to be clear that my answer is my truthful answer not just whatever answer I could think of to offend people. If you are offended keep in mind that you can punch my God or anyone else's God if they are right, you are wrong and you found yourself standing in front of "their" God.[/disclaimer]
oops..i was gonna say i like that guys respond to the jesus freak...
if i died and stand in front of God...i'd give him the finger than punch him in the mouth... at least the christian god.. lol!... look, im dead. whats he going to do? kill me? im already dead!!!!!! get it!!!!?!?! old man inthe sky!! ok send me to hell.. whats hell gonna do to me? make me very warm? fire is not going to kill me or harm me.. im dead!!!!! fine.. seriously.. what u got for me god... what can you do to me after my DEATH that can possibly be worse??? please... look you mindless bible freaks..ur like the rats following the pipped piper... the buffalo follwing the leader that plunges to ur death.
your religions and god was that of the hebrews to begin with.. their god was only for them not you.. it was the christians who changed the interpretation of the teachings of the hebrew god and applied to all people.. so that it can help their cause.......... your god is not everyone elses god. your god is not the one true god there is no one true god... but there is one true godfather tho... brando.. now that dude.. i'd listen to what he says.
if i died and stand in front of God...i'd give him the finger than punch him in the mouth... at least the christian god.. lol!... look, im dead. whats he going to do? kill me? im already dead!!!!!! get it!!!!?!?! old man inthe sky!! ok send me to hell.. whats hell gonna do to me? make me very warm? fire is not going to kill me or harm me.. im dead!!!!! fine.. seriously.. what u got for me god... what can you do to me after my DEATH that can possibly be worse??? please... look you mindless bible freaks..ur like the rats following the pipped piper... the buffalo follwing the leader that plunges to ur death.
your religions and god was that of the hebrews to begin with.. their god was only for them not you.. it was the christians who changed the interpretation of the teachings of the hebrew god and applied to all people.. so that it can help their cause.......... your god is not everyone elses god. your god is not the one true god there is no one true god... but there is one true godfather tho... brando.. now that dude.. i'd listen to what he says.
QUOTE(cyrus11 @ Apr 18 2006, 03:23 PM) [snapback]1153046[/snapback]
oops..i was gonna say i like that guys respond to the jesus freak...
if i died and stand in front of God...i'd give him the finger than punch him in the mouth... at least the christian god.. lol!... look, im dead. whats he going to do? kill me? im already dead!!!!!! get it!!!!?!?! old man inthe sky!! ok send me to hell.. whats hell gonna do to me? make me very warm? fire is not going to kill me or harm me.. im dead!!!!! fine.. seriously.. what u got for me god... what can you do to me after my DEATH that can possibly be worse??? please... look you mindless bible freaks..ur like the rats following the pipped piper... the buffalo follwing the leader that plunges to ur death.
your religions and god was that of the hebrews to begin with.. their god was only for them not you.. it was the christians who changed the interpretation of the teachings of the hebrew god and applied to all people.. so that it can help their cause.......... your god is not everyone elses god. your god is not the one true god there is no one true god... but there is one true godfather tho... brando.. now that dude.. i'd listen to what he says.
I dont get it..why would you punch him in the mouth?? The christian God is not the same as my God thats in heaven but regardless...what you read and hear about God....is NOT how he really is....the christians version of God is how they see him...its their belief...just like my version of God and how I see him..its my belief
But how God thinks and acts and what he may or may not do...is something you or I will never know....dont go judging God just because you dont like how the christians describe him.....I dont...I have my own ideas
But you saying you would punch him in the kisser is offensive to me and to those that worship him...so back the foook off and I aint a christian...but if I was God and you stood in front of me blabbing all of that nonsense like you just posted....dead or not LOL I'd make you feel my wrath..cuz God is the almighty and can make you feel anything it wouldnt make a difference if you are dead or not.
..but thats the BM goddess....
As you said.. each one stand in front of their own God for judgement.. billions of people have their judgement.. each religion god collect their religion person data and storing for judgement.. 
ok what i feel is.. this process is difficult.. if i m god.. i m there in all.. even in most smallest part (atom) which exist in each person.. so without my knowledge no one going to do anything.. but it is assumed they are doing it.. because freewill.. each time i make him aware (mind) what he is doing his wrong.. still he may contuine doing that... later yourself feel what you done is wrong.. (that time you are guilty) so this all is your own mind play.. you are giving judgement to yourself.. so better try to love yourself than asking so many question against you.. then you are in paradise..
ok what i feel is.. this process is difficult.. if i m god.. i m there in all.. even in most smallest part (atom) which exist in each person.. so without my knowledge no one going to do anything.. but it is assumed they are doing it.. because freewill.. each time i make him aware (mind) what he is doing his wrong.. still he may contuine doing that... later yourself feel what you done is wrong.. (that time you are guilty) so this all is your own mind play.. you are giving judgement to yourself.. so better try to love yourself than asking so many question against you.. then you are in paradise..
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