Yes, as we now know it was ALL true. There is a god, and after Judgement Day when most of us NB's went down to Hell,and it's hot down here i can tell you.

Jesus was pretty miffed at us NB's, he came down here gave his life and we still ended up here.

Satan is a pretty hard task master, what with all that stoking of boilers and the moaning and the wailing, and i've had enough.

I had a word with the Great Lord, you know put it to him that we should fight back. He did mention he tried that a few zillion years ago but he was beaten. "Look", i said, "there are far more of us than there are up there GL, we can take 'em". GL did say he would think about it, but he mentioned that i should ask you first. What do you think NB's?

I think that your therapist has his work cut out for him........

Please so not create silly topics like this; make a blog entry and have fun, but not here.