http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/katie-hol...ancy-165400.php

I googled "Holmes Cruise" and found several stories relating to this topic. Makes you go hmmmm, don't it.

Having correctly completed all the necessary paperwork to apply for a chaperoned furlough from Tom Cruise's compound, Scientology war bride Katie Holmes was granted permission for a day of shopping in Beverly Hills yesterday. Coming out of Barney's New York (above update: image removed by request of owner), America's most suspicious expectant mother displayed all the classic indicators of an imminent fake delivery--skinny limbs, a face free of late third-trimester puffiness, and, most tellingly, a mid-sized beach ball inflated to the maximum pressure allowable by any respectable member of the National Board of Ersatz Obstetrics and Gynecology. Based on the above photo, it could be any minute now before a drone back at the compound silently pushes forth new life into the world, then watches as the baby is whisked away to its proud, commissioning parents before she can even sigh, "She has Genetic Material Injector #44477A's eyes." She'll never be prouder than when Cruise and Holmes introduce the child to a preselcted, nonsuppressive member of the celebrity press.

***more about this at link***

I think I lost some IQ points in reading that crap.

This isn't world events at all. Should be put in with the rest of the nutjob threads... The conspiracy section.

Agreed

Kratos

I take offence to what you just stated. I for one look at the "nutjob" section aka conspiracy forum and find them to have a much more anillitacel mind then most.

I suggest you go and attack the bigfoot took my baby section or that I can create fire with my eye's section before you show your true political colors once again.

As a mod you must show restrain,and not be so biased. I have a feeling that watching your posts for over a year anyone that says anything against the Republican party is open to attack.

I have to agree this topic is pointless,but your involvement in it as a mad,sorry mod should be less critiacal.
Edit can't spell to much beer

Concurred

Kratos is a mod?


Many people hate the conspiracists and conspiracies. I find no fault with Kratos. I applaud him for his statement. Just because he said something bad about something you like doesn;t mean you have to repremand him. Learn to deal with it

I also appaud kratos on many points he makes,and I always look forward to reading more from him.

Many people do hate the conspiracists, why because they bring questions forward that many take as allready answered. People for the most part like the simple explanation,and when a pro goverment explenation is given with many questions behind it, why is there a dislike for those who wish to know more? and question. I would think even the most hardend republican would want the truth and nothing but the truth. Not today, we take everyones word, WHY??? you don't know me so what I say is suspect, you don't know Chenny? why do you take his word, oh because he is a politician

I don't take his word anyways...I hear he's back to hunting with his friend.

Frogfish I love reading your post aswell, I do not reprimand, I bring another side to the topic. If you like your side and attack the other with vengance so be it.

I like to hear both sides so as far as saying I'm left or right, I'm neither.
I have great respect for Kratos and yes I will call him out and I will you to. If we but heads cool.

I like you

I should be saying anything I call people out all the time

When I was pregnant it was the same for me. I suffered no swelling and only gained about 18 pounds, so it is possible although nothing would suprise me with these two. I kind of think the whole relationship is a farce and something doesn't sit right with me. Even if I tossed all the crazy stories and rumors I would still think something is not right there.

when you talking scientology, there is always something not quite right.

I hope this is totaly off the wall but did TC say he would eat the placenta of his child?????

No, I believe that rumor was false.

Although I wouldnt put it past Cruise seeing what a nutball he has become lately.

Analytical from making up lies and theories out of no where. Hell, anybody can really do it. My 14 year old cousin comes up with better stories spun then some of these members.

There is a difference between all this conspiracy and some of those creatures. For the record, I do rip on some of those stories, mainly most of them.

Plus, I'm not a mod, so I don't have to show anything. I am a debates judge and only have to be unbias on that one section.

So I guess you'd be stuck with my opinions till then.



I thought the same thing.

I don't hate them... all. Just most of the theories they come up are ridiculous. Kind of like this thread right here...

Yes he did say that, but it was only a joke.

Also, why would anyone read this much into Cruise and Holmes? Does it really matter whether or not she is pregnant?

Bringing the topic back to a normal level of discussion please guys, i have something to add to this topic and i would like to discuss it intelligently.
Guy i urr, i don't normal do this because, well, you know what i'm like with these topics but, i kinda believe it.



You see, i remember stories about Cruise and Kidman trying, but the boys downstairs for Tom aren't cruising anymore.
Then, this crazy love between Cruise and Katie flairs, and this weird pregnancy thing in such an amazingly coincidental time.
SO many pictures of Cruise and Katie doing what they do best and acting for the camera, and then she pretty much completely dissapears for awhile, i didn't see anything of the pregnancy and now the baby is born with these bizarre claims like i'm going to eat the placenta and katie holes had a completely silent birth, and well, that's all we know. Other hollywood moms had their pictures plastered everywhere, i know simply from the front pages of tabloids at the check out in wal-mart.


It's not a major thing, i don't really care, but i do find it to be a pretty decent piece of conversation to argue over at the water fountain. And umm, i'm in one of those writing moods of mine, and this seemed like an interesting topic.

Seriously, you guys think there's no way it COULD all have been fake? The floor is yours.

There alway's a possibility when it come's to celebrities,then throw in the whole Scientology thing and the percentage of something strange really goes up, just read into it a little and figure out why TC would do something like this. then ask the same question.

I am asking the question - and I don't get it. Ok,. I mean yes, it could be fake but why? Cruise didn't fake anything with Kidman. They were open about adopting children, but then again, that was years ago, Kidman may not have been as compliant as Holmes and Cruise wasn't as weird back then - but still, why? Whats the point?

This is just dumb. I mean who really cares about these people anyway let alone if Cruise is gonna eat some placenta..Its not like hes a normal person anymore in the first place...

i don't believe she faked a pregnancy... and cruise DID say he was going to eat the placenta but he later admitted it was a joke! it's quite funny how people see one conspiracy as false so the rest bust be false also and we're all nutjobs. people are just lazy with their brains.

Publicity stunt? People are talking about them.
To cover up the fact that Cruise is actually homosexual?
For fun? *shrugs*

Me thinks i shouldn't try to make intelligent conversation out of such silly subject matter.

I think the whole publicity stunt is the more like explanation. I think it's mostly for Tom Crusie's image. He's what 43? He thinks that if he can present himself as a loony that it will make him look good. Or that's my theory anyway. I just don't know what Katie has to gain from this.

One has to wonder...

Given the passion exhibited here in places...

How much influence do the lives of two Hollywood types, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, actually have on anyone in the "real world"?

Is it, I wonder, a matter worthy of any discussion at all?

Does that mean that Nicole Kidman and Katie Holmes are lesbians?

Its time to boycott MI3 because Tom is insane and i dont feel like seeing his face for another 3 years!!!!!!


Can you belive he told katie she has to change her name to kate because katie is childish...what a moron