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Nxt2Hvn
A woman goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's
birthday. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and
goes over to the counter. A Wal-Mart associate is standing there wearing
dark shades.

She says, "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod
and reel?"

He says, "Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the
counter, I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the
sound it makes.

She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway.

He says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404
reel and 10-lb Test line. It's a good all around>> combination; and it's
on sale this week for only $20.00."

She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound
of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!" As she opens her purse, her
credit card drops on the floor.

"Oh, that sounds like a Master Card," he says.

She bends down to pick it up and accidentally breaks wind. At first
she is really embarrassed, but then realizes there is no way the blind clerk
could tell it was she who tooted. Being blind, he wouldn't know that she
was the only person around.

The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be $34.50 please. "

The woman is totally confused by this and asks, "Didn't you tell me it was on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?"

He replies, "Yes, Ma'am. The rod and reel is $20.00, but the Duck
Call Is $11.00 and the Catfish Bait is $3.50."

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Kryso
laugh.gif I just spat tea all over my monitor. At this rate I will need a new one soon. Lol.
exeller
He he he, I dont get it, lol. What's a duck call?
SkepticDood
It took me a second before i started to crack up lol, good one
Welsh Shaun
That was brilliant, laugh.gif I have'nt heard a decent joke like that for a while.
Immortal Norway
What is a Duck Call ?
Nxt2Hvn
QUOTE(Norwegian Phoenix @ Apr 25 2006, 01:00 PM) [snapback]1162762[/snapback]

What is a Duck Call ?



This... my dears ... is a duck call.

user posted image

It is used when duck hunting... and it sounds like a duck to decoy the ducks to your area so you can kill them yes.gif (also.. it of course sounds like a fart) he! he!

And catfish bait... if anyone doesn't know... usually stinks really bad to lure catfish in to catch them.
exeller
QUOTE(Nxt2Hvn @ Apr 25 2006, 02:30 PM) [snapback]1162878[/snapback]

This... my dears ... is a duck call.

user posted image

It is used when duck hunting... and it sounds like a duck to decoy the ducks to your area so you can kill them yes.gif (also.. it of course sounds like a fart) he! he!

And catfish bait... if anyone doesn't know... usually stinks really bad to lure catfish in to catch them.


Those poor, unsuspecting, DELICIOUS ducks crying.gif
nativechick1989
laugh.gif That's funny!

'Duck Call' . . . rofl.gif
Death Star III
that was so funny. unfortunetaly i have learned not to be drinking anything when i read one of your jokes.
frogfish
Ahhh, the wonderful smell of catfish bait. There is a saying from catfisherman:
"If it doesn't make you gag, its not ready"

They stink like hell...more commonly called stinkbaits.
purrfect
QUOTE(Nxt2Hvn @ Apr 24 2006, 09:59 PM) [snapback]1161891[/snapback]

A woman goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's
birthday. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and
goes over to the counter. A Wal-Mart associate is standing there wearing
dark shades.

She says, "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod
and reel?"

He says, "Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the
counter, I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the
sound it makes.

She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway.

He says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404
reel and 10-lb Test line. It's a good all around>> combination; and it's
on sale this week for only $20.00."

She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound
of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!" As she opens her purse, her
credit card drops on the floor.

"Oh, that sounds like a Master Card," he says.

She bends down to pick it up and accidentally breaks wind. At first
she is really embarrassed, but then realizes there is no way the blind clerk
could tell it was she who tooted. Being blind, he wouldn't know that she
was the only person around.

The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be $34.50 please. "

The woman is totally confused by this and asks, "Didn't you tell me it was on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?"

He replies, "Yes, Ma'am. The rod and reel is $20.00, but the Duck
Call Is $11.00 and the Catfish Bait is $3.50."

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classic! tongue.gif
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