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Nxt2Hvn
A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!

Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up
a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked
into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my
hard drive.

As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one
of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,
nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: You got Male

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Unforgiven
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that's a good one... thumbsup.gif
nativechick1989
laugh.gif . . . . Hilarious!
_Nyx_
too funny laugh.gif times are a-changin' yes.gif
Arsenik
Oh GAWD. tongue.gif
Apocalyptic Cryptid
LOL nice
Tengu
Hahaha that's cute!
Immortal Norway
So, that was how I were born, I have always belived that the stork came with me. dontgetit.gif

Anyway, that was a good one, I nearly died of laugh about that "you got male" -part.
frogfish
That's good...
Tobias Shamtul
uhhhhh im guessing he cyberized it?
JohnnyBoyC
"Neither of us used a firewall" lol
Death Star III
that was hilariuos. i like the part about neither of us had a firewall and the you got male.
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