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GodofDestruction
i would catch it and proove the exist yes.gif original.gif grin2.gif tongue.gif
thecreeper
run away or shoot it those things are crazy, and they keep stealing my cheese
ex infernis
QUOTE(thecreeper @ May 6 2006, 04:13 PM) [snapback]1177326[/snapback]

and they keep stealing my cheese

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I would catch it gunsmilie.gif
Soylent Green
I'd run, provided I hadn't soiled my clothes to bad ( if you know what I mean original.gif ). I would maybe shoot while running away, over my shoulder, you know? Just like in the movies. I doubt I'd hit it or really be trying to, more trying to get away without it chasing me. It would probably be too fast to actually hit, unless you're a ninja/special forces type. The one thing I would not do is be trying to snap a blurry picture of it to share with all original.gif

But, this being the internet, and my belief is I'd have to be on some strong mushroom/lsd type of drugs to see one to begin with. I'd sit down with it and try to relate with it on a metaphysical level. I'd ease into taking some quality pictures with it and try to convince the creature to come with me to meet the media with my cryptozoological discovery...then the drugs would wear off and I'd be soon institutionalised after sharing the story publically original.gif

Yeah, I'm bored tongue.gif
Death Star III
First I'd run away, while running I'd shoot it. After I've hit my mark and killed it I'd go back to it and take to prove it exist. grin2.gif
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SecondHeartbeat
i'd run away,not look back,just keep on running,non stop,till it catches up and completely eats my ass
Master Sage
I'd blow his brains out. Not taking any chances.
SecondHeartbeat
before or after it chews your arm?
thecreeper
before
saigon
I'd do nothing, seeing how it is a mexican fairy tale original.gif
thecreeper
QUOTE(saigon @ May 7 2006, 06:38 PM) [snapback]1178660[/snapback]

I'd do nothing, seeing how it is a mexican fairy tale original.gif

so you like being drained of blood? hmm.gif
GrayTone
I'd kill the darn thing. If it does exist, it seem's like a nuisance
Jack_of_Blades
Shoot the Mofo to prove it
exists and to stop it from
eating me.
Xyfer
Throw rocks at it! tongue.gif
psyche101
Shoot it and eat it. Sell the pelt for proof. You should eat anything you kill. If it tastes any good it might be worth more on the International dining scene. I could harvest them by the thousand once I find it's habitat and say it's scientific research, or saving the nations pride status. tongue.gif

Either that or have a game of monopoly with it. I'd have to be there.
MadEyePixie
Where's the "Question my sanity" choice?
OdysseusSiren
QUOTE(Xyfer @ May 8 2006, 01:21 AM) [snapback]1178921[/snapback]

Throw rocks at it! tongue.gif

Beat it up until it squealed for it's mommy.
isis-999
I would shoot it..Its worth just as much dead as it is alive and much safer if it can't bite me anymore.. thumbsup.gif
psyche101
QUOTE(MadEyePixie @ May 8 2006, 12:07 PM) [snapback]1178995[/snapback]

Where's the "Question my sanity" choice?



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Damn good call thumbsup.gif
Lizard King
I'd break out with my lambskins and KY, nothing new. Never know where those cabras have been. They're agressive little buggers too.
SecondHeartbeat
i really want to punch a moose in the neck
Boo_ Boi
I would poke it with a stick clap.gif
Lizard King
QUOTE(Juno @ May 7 2006, 09:30 PM) [snapback]1179194[/snapback]

i really want to punch a moose in the neck


No mooses were harmed during the typing of this post.
SecondHeartbeat
lol,not yet anyways.......
Lady Wolfie Rose Eyes
Easy:

Get a big gun, aim it at the beast, then make the gun go "BANG!". Then prove that Chupacabras exist by taking the body of it to a lab for DNA testing.
SAMURAI-X
gunsmilie.gif bang bang
MadMachine
At first I'd observe it. If it saw me, I'd run. If it caught up to me, I'd have no choice but to try to break its neck or something with my bare hands. (I don't do guns)
sidel
i'd probably do something stupid like play dead, and end up gettin eatin anyways o.o


and btw, there wasn't a "piss my pants and sit there scared sh**less" on the poll options so i chose run :-D
Desty
I'd shoot it. Thats how I answer all my problems. yes.gif
zukie&jim
just toss the "chupa" a beer--
DieChecker
Run. People are not much bigger then goats!

greywolf
i would run and hope it would drop dead of a heart attack from chasing me! wacko.gif
Celumnaz
I'd observe as much as I could. If it saw me, I'd run.

I don't carry a gun, but if I did, I'd try to catch it with whatever was around. Failing that, I'd shoot it, take pics/video (for proof if it gets "stolen") and try to milk it for $$$.

Even if I didn't make much or any $$$, I'd rather the truth out, so I wouldn't sit on it for long or be a prick about it. Worst comes to worse I'd get the info out without making a buck... but I'd try to make a buck first.
Cryticman
I would Grab a chicken Preform surgery and put Exsplosives in it. I Would Find it give it the chicken Make the chicken exsplode.. Then I would Cut off it's head and mount it on my wall... wiggle.gif wavey.gif wiggle.gif whistling2.gif gunsmilie.gif gunsmilie.gif
Reincarnated
i don't have a gun but i would kick it in the face and sell the corpse on ebay.
skorpi3
i'd slowly back away.... then once it makes the slightest noise or movement... i'd bolt and run like superguy......... hmm.gif

if i had a beneli... then it's brains would be neatly spread across the landscape yes.gif
truth seeker
I would very shocked since I live in Ohio and I didn't think they could take the cold.
ShadowLady
If I saw a chupacabra, I'd do nothing, after all it is a "goat sucker" not a "human sucker"!!! wink2.gif
Ciraxis
i'd kick em in the nuts!
The Chupacabra King
QUOTE(Soylent Green @ May 7 2006, 05:59 AM) [snapback]1177743[/snapback]

I'd run, provided I hadn't soiled my clothes to bad ( if you know what I mean original.gif ). I would maybe shoot while running away, over my shoulder, you know? Just like in the movies. I doubt I'd hit it or really be trying to, more trying to get away without it chasing me. It would probably be too fast to actually hit, unless you're a ninja/special forces type. The one thing I would not do is be trying to snap a blurry picture of it to share with all original.gif

But, this being the internet, and my belief is I'd have to be on some strong mushroom/lsd type of drugs to see one to begin with. I'd sit down with it and try to relate with it on a metaphysical level. I'd ease into taking some quality pictures with it and try to convince the creature to come with me to meet the media with my cryptozoological discovery...then the drugs would wear off and I'd be soon institutionalised after sharing the story publically original.gif

Yeah, I'm bored tongue.gif


(Christ, this dude's weirder than ME!!!........RUUUNNNNNNN!!!!!! ohmy.gif wacko.gif gunsmilie.gif )
najaesouljah
i would run fast and far
Goatsucking_goodenss
Id go at the damn thing with a baseball bat or something! ph34r.gif

Seriously, i would probably have something close at hand to use, im paranoid that way, in fact right as im posting this im sitting in my computer room at 1:00 AM with a battle ready sword recreation in my lap. IM FREAKING PARANOID! that goatsucker better not show his green little ass in front of me, im ready for the mofo right now! BRING IT YOU PANSY GOATSUCKING WANKER! YOU COULDNT SUCK AN OUNCE OF BLOOD OUTTA ME GRANNY! EVEN SHED SEND YOU RUNNING! YYYEEEEAAAAARRRGGGGHHH!!!!! *i get the hell sucked outta me before blinking*
Unreality
I didn't see my choice so I didn't vote. I would simply kick it in the nutz and start breakdancing over it's body to show my victory. Then I would take it to taco bell, feed it the ULTIMATE CHALUPA since chalupa sounds a little bit like chupacacra, and then I would take pictures of it, and send it back to it's family.
A X L
I wouldnt do anything, they have been sighted by humans and they reported that the Chupacabra wasnt aggressive to them in any way, they just suck off goats (no pun intended rofl).
thecreeper
QUOTE(ShadowLady @ May 23 2006, 09:59 AM) [snapback]1201966[/snapback]

If I saw a chupacabra, I'd do nothing, after all it is a "goat sucker" not a "human sucker"!!! wink2.gif

good point there have been few reported chupa attacks on humans, I would throw a big rock at its big glowing red eyes, how do its eyes glow anyway? hmm.gif
FLY SPITTA
I would take pics and observe it
I'd like to catch it but it would be to dangerious.
If worse came to worse shoot it
punish3ment
I'd see if it could run when its body was now 50% lead
frogfish
Too bad none of you would ever see one...

Since it doesn't exist, I would play cards with it, tell it to massage my back, and share a cup of tea. Wot wot!
FLY SPITTA
QUOTE(frogfish @ Jun 7 2006, 03:46 PM) [snapback]1222395[/snapback]

Too bad none of you would ever see one...

Since it doesn't exist, I would play cards with it, tell it to massage my back, and share a cup of tea. Wot wot!



Saying something DOES NOT exist can be the most ignorent thing to say.

Anything is possible.

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