GodofDestruction
May 6 2006, 10:07 PM
thecreeper
May 6 2006, 10:13 PM
run away or shoot it those things are crazy, and they keep stealing my cheese
ex infernis
May 6 2006, 10:31 PM
QUOTE(thecreeper @ May 6 2006, 04:13 PM) [snapback]1177326[/snapback]
and they keep stealing my cheese
I would catch it
Soylent Green
May 7 2006, 08:59 AM
I'd run, provided I hadn't soiled my clothes to bad ( if you know what I mean

). I would maybe shoot while running away, over my shoulder, you know? Just like in the movies. I doubt I'd hit it or really be trying to, more trying to get away without it chasing me. It would probably be too fast to actually hit, unless you're a ninja/special forces type. The one thing I would not do is be trying to snap a blurry picture of it to share with all

But, this being the internet, and my belief is I'd have to be on some strong mushroom/lsd type of drugs to see one to begin with. I'd sit down with it and try to relate with it on a metaphysical level. I'd ease into taking some quality pictures with it and try to convince the creature to come with me to meet the media with my cryptozoological discovery...then the drugs would wear off and I'd be soon institutionalised after sharing the story publically

Yeah, I'm bored
Death Star III
May 7 2006, 10:00 PM
First I'd run away, while running I'd shoot it. After I've hit my mark and killed it I'd go back to it and take to prove it exist.
R3LOAD
May 7 2006, 10:09 PM
SecondHeartbeat
May 7 2006, 10:12 PM
i'd run away,not look back,just keep on running,non stop,till it catches up and completely eats my ass
Master Sage
May 7 2006, 10:12 PM
I'd blow his brains out. Not taking any chances.
SecondHeartbeat
May 7 2006, 10:14 PM
before or after it chews your arm?
thecreeper
May 7 2006, 10:37 PM
before
saigon
May 7 2006, 10:38 PM
I'd do nothing, seeing how it is a mexican fairy tale
thecreeper
May 7 2006, 10:43 PM
QUOTE(saigon @ May 7 2006, 06:38 PM) [snapback]1178660[/snapback]
I'd do nothing, seeing how it is a mexican fairy tale

so you like being drained of blood?
GrayTone
May 7 2006, 10:54 PM
I'd kill the darn thing. If it does exist, it seem's like a nuisance
Jack_of_Blades
May 7 2006, 11:58 PM
Shoot the Mofo to prove it
exists and to stop it from
eating me.
Xyfer
May 8 2006, 01:21 AM
Throw rocks at it!
psyche101
May 8 2006, 01:28 AM
Shoot it and eat it. Sell the pelt for proof. You should eat anything you kill. If it tastes any good it might be worth more on the International dining scene. I could harvest them by the thousand once I find it's habitat and say it's scientific research, or saving the nations pride status.

Either that or have a game of monopoly with it. I'd have to be there.
MadEyePixie
May 8 2006, 02:07 AM
Where's the "Question my sanity" choice?
OdysseusSiren
May 8 2006, 03:23 AM
QUOTE(Xyfer @ May 8 2006, 01:21 AM) [snapback]1178921[/snapback]
Throw rocks at it!

Beat it up until it squealed for it's mommy.
isis-999
May 8 2006, 03:34 AM
I would shoot it..Its worth just as much dead as it is alive and much safer if it can't bite me anymore..
psyche101
May 8 2006, 04:15 AM
QUOTE(MadEyePixie @ May 8 2006, 12:07 PM) [snapback]1178995[/snapback]
Where's the "Question my sanity" choice?

Damn good call
Lizard King
May 8 2006, 04:21 AM
I'd break out with my lambskins and KY, nothing new. Never know where those cabras have been. They're agressive little buggers too.
SecondHeartbeat
May 8 2006, 04:30 AM
i really want to punch a moose in the neck
Boo_ Boi
May 8 2006, 04:36 AM
I would poke it with a stick
Lizard King
May 8 2006, 04:36 AM
QUOTE(Juno @ May 7 2006, 09:30 PM) [snapback]1179194[/snapback]
i really want to punch a moose in the neck
No mooses were harmed during the typing of this post.
SecondHeartbeat
May 8 2006, 04:45 AM
lol,not yet anyways.......
Lady Wolfie Rose Eyes
May 22 2006, 12:07 AM
Easy:
Get a big gun, aim it at the beast, then make the gun go "BANG!". Then prove that Chupacabras exist by taking the body of it to a lab for DNA testing.
SAMURAI-X
May 22 2006, 12:20 AM

bang bang
MadMachine
May 22 2006, 02:53 AM
At first I'd observe it. If it saw me, I'd run. If it caught up to me, I'd have no choice but to try to break its neck or something with my bare hands. (I don't do guns)
sidel
May 22 2006, 03:10 AM
i'd probably do something stupid like play dead, and end up gettin eatin anyways o.o
and btw, there wasn't a "piss my pants and sit there scared sh**less" on the poll options so i chose run :-D
Desty
May 22 2006, 03:20 AM
I'd shoot it. Thats how I answer all my problems.
zukie&jim
May 22 2006, 03:31 AM
just toss the "chupa" a beer--
DieChecker
May 22 2006, 05:08 AM
Run. People are not much bigger then goats!
greywolf
May 22 2006, 05:22 AM
i would run and hope it would drop dead of a heart attack from chasing me!
Celumnaz
May 22 2006, 04:18 PM
I'd observe as much as I could. If it saw me, I'd run.
I don't carry a gun, but if I did, I'd try to catch it with whatever was around. Failing that, I'd shoot it, take pics/video (for proof if it gets "stolen") and try to milk it for $$$.
Even if I didn't make much or any $$$, I'd rather the truth out, so I wouldn't sit on it for long or be a prick about it. Worst comes to worse I'd get the info out without making a buck... but I'd try to make a buck first.
Cryticman
May 23 2006, 12:59 AM
Reincarnated
May 23 2006, 01:07 AM
i don't have a gun but i would kick it in the face and sell the corpse on ebay.
skorpi3
May 23 2006, 01:41 PM
i'd slowly back away.... then once it makes the slightest noise or movement... i'd bolt and run like superguy.........
if i had a beneli... then it's brains would be neatly spread across the landscape
truth seeker
May 23 2006, 01:57 PM
I would very shocked since I live in Ohio and I didn't think they could take the cold.
ShadowLady
May 23 2006, 01:59 PM
If I saw a chupacabra, I'd do nothing, after all it is a "goat sucker" not a "human sucker"!!!
Ciraxis
May 23 2006, 02:50 PM
i'd kick em in the nuts!
The Chupacabra King
May 24 2006, 06:48 PM
QUOTE(Soylent Green @ May 7 2006, 05:59 AM) [snapback]1177743[/snapback]
I'd run, provided I hadn't soiled my clothes to bad ( if you know what I mean

). I would maybe shoot while running away, over my shoulder, you know? Just like in the movies. I doubt I'd hit it or really be trying to, more trying to get away without it chasing me. It would probably be too fast to actually hit, unless you're a ninja/special forces type. The one thing I would not do is be trying to snap a blurry picture of it to share with all

But, this being the internet, and my belief is I'd have to be on some strong mushroom/lsd type of drugs to see one to begin with. I'd sit down with it and try to relate with it on a metaphysical level. I'd ease into taking some quality pictures with it and try to convince the creature to come with me to meet the media with my cryptozoological discovery...then the drugs would wear off and I'd be soon institutionalised after sharing the story publically

Yeah, I'm bored

(Christ, this dude's weirder than ME!!!........RUUUNNNNNNN!!!!!!

)
najaesouljah
May 24 2006, 07:11 PM
i would run fast and far
Goatsucking_goodenss
Jun 6 2006, 05:03 AM
Id go at the damn thing with a baseball bat or something!
Seriously, i would probably have something close at hand to use, im paranoid that way, in fact right as im posting this im sitting in my computer room at 1:00 AM with a battle ready sword recreation in my lap. IM FREAKING PARANOID! that goatsucker better not show his green little ass in front of me, im ready for the mofo right now! BRING IT YOU PANSY GOATSUCKING WANKER! YOU COULDNT SUCK AN OUNCE OF BLOOD OUTTA ME GRANNY! EVEN SHED SEND YOU RUNNING! YYYEEEEAAAAARRRGGGGHHH!!!!! *i get the hell sucked outta me before blinking*
Unreality
Jun 6 2006, 10:07 PM
I didn't see my choice so I didn't vote. I would simply kick it in the nutz and start breakdancing over it's body to show my victory. Then I would take it to taco bell, feed it the ULTIMATE CHALUPA since chalupa sounds a little bit like chupacacra, and then I would take pictures of it, and send it back to it's family.
A X L
Jun 7 2006, 12:26 AM
I wouldnt do anything, they have been sighted by humans and they reported that the Chupacabra wasnt aggressive to them in any way, they just suck off goats (no pun intended rofl).
thecreeper
Jun 7 2006, 05:39 PM
QUOTE(ShadowLady @ May 23 2006, 09:59 AM) [snapback]1201966[/snapback]
If I saw a chupacabra, I'd do nothing, after all it is a "goat sucker" not a "human sucker"!!!

good point there have been few reported chupa attacks on humans, I would throw a big rock at its big glowing red eyes, how do its eyes glow anyway?
FLY SPITTA
Jun 7 2006, 10:16 PM
I would take pics and observe it
I'd like to catch it but it would be to dangerious.
If worse came to worse shoot it
punish3ment
Jun 7 2006, 10:41 PM
I'd see if it could run when its body was now 50% lead
frogfish
Jun 7 2006, 10:46 PM
Too bad none of you would ever see one...
Since it doesn't exist, I would play cards with it, tell it to massage my back, and share a cup of tea. Wot wot!
FLY SPITTA
Jun 8 2006, 01:29 AM
QUOTE(frogfish @ Jun 7 2006, 03:46 PM) [snapback]1222395[/snapback]
Too bad none of you would ever see one...
Since it doesn't exist, I would play cards with it, tell it to massage my back, and share a cup of tea. Wot wot!
Saying something DOES NOT exist can be the most ignorent thing to say.
Anything is possible.
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