Actually its all part of fartokinesis...let me explain

Telekinesis: (spinning wheel) ----> directed fart

Pyrokinesis: (lighting unused matches)----> methane in farts

Cryokinesis: (puting burning matches out) -----> loud prolonged fart

Aerokinesis: (using air to spin wheel) ----> fart shockwave

hydrokinesis: (making water in a bowl spin) ----> spoiled lasagne scenario with the bowl being that of the toilet

electrokinesis: (recharging batteries) ----> wiping your behind can cause static electricity build up that could be out to good use...

No one is psychic here.

Psychics don't exist so noone here or anywhere is.

Im not psychic in the least. I think all humans have a sense of perception but to call it psychic ability is going a bit far.

wombat, evil freak, and bio mage, i jsut have one question, what are you possibly gaining by being on this forum??? i only see counterproductiveness...

another thing, im sorry, but these things dont appear after a week of practicing... when i first started i thought so, but then i got to realizing,,,, it takes a hell of a lot more than a week, that, and go read a book, if you really want to get to know something, than get something from a reputable author.

anyways, after almost 2 years of research & training, i astral project, heal, and can fight off most negs(negative uncarnated entities... evil spirits ect...) that come my way, probably the most useful of all, and i have complete inner peace and understanding of myself. thats the only problem i see with psionics, its all about mastering the outside world- psychokinesis, telepathy ect... theres no inner discovery, and that hinders your progress tremendously.

I think I should perform sterilekiniesis on all the x-men kids, which in turn will create a better and more beautiful word of tomorrow.
On a scale of 1-5

sterilekiniesis +1,000,000

I am a master of this form of kiniesis

That is normal, and is expected.
If you read something like this as supernatural, then I'd start researching things before you post.

i never thought i would have so many replies

yes you have plenty of replys... but most of them are just skeptics once again trying to prove something by trying to make us feel stupid.
and who are you guys to say that noone here is psychic? you dont know that, that is just what you want to think to probably for some reason make you feel better about yourself by telling people what they can and cannot do... but noone listens to you (or believes you anyways) about anything that you say
and like kariudo said, what do you guys expect to get out of this forum by just coming in here and telling us how stupid we are? and if were so stupid than why do you even bother trying to reason with us?
i dont understand you skeptics one bit
and yes there are some psychic people on here, and some are exagerating alot, but just because some are that doesnt immediatly mean that everyone here is... i am psychic and i know it therefore i dont have to prove myself to you so that you can try to disprove me. i can controll fire, ice, wind, and small objects...

I have empathy and claircognizance to fuller extents, but to smaller extents, I have premonitions, aura vision, (if you consider this a psychic ability) and I have shown potential for aerokinetics and wind manipulation.

what is claircognizance?

Claircognizance has been defined to me as a metaphysical ability of 'clear thinking' in which I know things that I do not know how I know them; this coincides with empathy and premonition, as how I just 'know' of how people are feeling and of future impending events.

i am i pictured everything in a dream thats gonna happen and it happens...

itscalled precognition i have a limited about of it my self i see theevents but their in no order i don't know when its going to happen until right before

faryn were u talking about clairintience or clairgustance(touching things and knowing past, present or future and precognitive taste?)
well i have what have!

Not saying this to be mean(and not to anyone specifically), but could all of you stop typing posts like they are text messages. It makes them hard for everyone to understand.

lol the best we caN DO IS TRY!

sure i guess..

I'm a Channeler.

thats called psychometry...

What channels do you get? I have Sci-fi and the Discovery channel....

LMAO. I am thinking Sci-fi. You know with demons and all.

Actually...I'd think that particular channel would be more suited to people who believe in Aliens.

Channeling is picking up on Spirit Energy - you channel their energy and they channel your energy.

I think im a little psychic I sometimes get dreams that come alive.. and ive talked to my spirit guid... and heard him and talked to him... and read people's minds, and seen people's areas around thier arms and head.
I have done psychic healing, and been in my nans house in my dream and couldent get out I felt i was traped then i woke up and it felt so realy so im thinking that's spychic remote viewing.

Well your a regular xman. You should take the million dollar psychic challenge. You could become rich and famous.

eric what is up with you and calling everyone that claimes to be psychic an x man?

Well special powers are what make the xmen. Look at your signature, you have a quote from one of the movies. What do you expect?

xmen, look out cuz here i come!!!!

Kariudo...you rock!