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Death Star III
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. the chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a ciggarete with a satisfied smile on it's face. the egg looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and says "well i guess we4 finally answered that question." laugh.gif rofl.gif gunsmilie.gif yes.gif
ex infernis
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grendals_bane
I'll have to remember that one. brillaint lol w00t.gif
mongoliandeathworm
Lol thats the one off the post card..................
Raptor
Lmao. laugh.gif
Pelican_Eel
Damn. I don't get it.
Could it be because English is not my first language?
hmm...or not...
Raptor
^You know the saying "Which came first, the chicken or the egg?"?

Think about it. tongue.gif
greywolf
hahahahaha w00t.gif rofl.gif
Death Star III
QUOTE(mongoliandeathworm @ May 19 2006, 02:38 PM) [snapback]1196223[/snapback]

Lol thats the one off the post card..................

did not!!!
JohnnyBoyC
i still dont get it...
lol
im slow
SandDunePsychonaut
f***ing great little joke grin2.gif , you make it up? thumbsup.gif
devildude6six6
Very good dude. Very good indeed!!!!
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napoleon883
dirty, but good nonetheless.
Paranoid Android
QUOTE(justejust @ May 21 2006, 12:40 AM) [snapback]1197485[/snapback]

Damn. I don't get it.
Could it be because English is not my first language?
hmm...or not...

QUOTE(JohnnyBoyC @ Jun 2 2006, 08:52 PM) [snapback]1214832[/snapback]

i still dont get it...
lol
im slow
For our young and/or innocent members, it's probably better you don't understand this joke. Don't worry - one day the birds and the bees and the flying snakes and blue orangutans will turn your mind into degenerative filthy smut. In the meantime, enjoy the innocence devil.gif innocent.gif laugh.gif
FLY SPITTA
I must be slow... huh.gif
Travisimo
Can someone explain?...
angrycrustacean
Haha, great. laugh.gif The fact that so many people don't get it just makes it more hilarious.
Death Star III
QUOTE(SandDunePsychonaut @ Jun 2 2006, 03:00 PM) [snapback]1215287[/snapback]

f***ing great little joke grin2.gif , you make it up? thumbsup.gif

yes i made it up
Perfect Imperfection

Lol but...

QUOTE(Death Star III @ Jun 3 2006, 12:40 PM) [snapback]1216148[/snapback]

yes i made it up


*sniffs* I smell burning... must be your pants! tongue.gif
frogfish
Lol, everyone knows AC will get it...rolleyes.gif

great joke
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