I love most british comedy... but Black Books takes the cake...
here are some kewl quotes LOL
Basically, it's about a foul-mouthed, chain smoking alcoholic Irish dude who runs a bookshop, but never makes any money until he meets Manny, who moves in with him

"You're just a beard with an idiot hanging off of it"


"You've got very dusty cups... I've come to dust your cups"


"Get back to work!" "But there's nothing to do!!" "Yes there is... Splishy-Splashy, come on..."


"Let me smell your breath... chips! and is that lipstick on your beard? I've been sitting here worrying myself into a stick, while you've been eating chips from some tart's lap! Where's my tart and chips?"

"What kind of person buys books at 10AM?"

"You know, i'm probably getting a lot of secondary smoke from you" "well, you can buy me a drink sometime"

"God!! You're not supposed to sell books! that means i'll have to order the books and it's really really boring!!"

"Excuse me... there seems to be a problem. I bought some popcorn and a soda, and I don't seem to have any money left... Is it magic popcorn, or something?"

"I ate all your bees!" rofl

LOL yeah!! "This is Lonely Soldier.. my coordinates are... Bookshop"