Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following
Conversation took place:
First guy:
"You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing
This weekend.
I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house
Next weekend."
Second guy:
"That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a
new Deck for the pool."
Third guy:
"Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will
Remodel the kitchen for her."
They continue to fish when they realised that the fourth guy has
Not said a word. So they asked him.
"You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to
Come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?"
Fourth guy:
"I just set my alarm for 5:30 am . When it went off, I shut off my
Alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Fishing or Sex?" and
She said, "Wear sun-block."