ShadowLady
Jun 8 2006, 02:11 PM
SAUSAGES!!!! That's right -sausages. The following is a newspaper article from Chicago 1897:
Adolph Luetgert, Chicago's main sausage manufacturer, was a phenomenal lover, with many mistresses and a convenient bed located at his factory for occasional dalliance.
But the 250lb German immigrant's wife Louise found his infidelities intolerable.
In May, Louise's brother went to the poloce to say she had disappeared. Since Luetgert had made passionate demands that the police institute an all-out search for his missing dog some time previously, Captain Hermann Schluetter found it suspicious that he had not reported Louise's absence.
A search of the sausage factory turned up human bone fragments and Louise's wedding ring in one of the vats. Circumstantial evidence indicates that Luetgert stabbed her, boiled down the body, and put it through the sausage grinder. He has been sentenced to life inprisonment, and the citizens of Chicago are very cautious about buying sausages!
The Silver Thong
Jun 8 2006, 02:33 PM
I bet the people of Chicago are glad this happened in 1897, and not last week. Thats just nasty, I wonder how many people thought the sausage tasted funny. Pretty sick stuff.
Katkandoo_kw
Jun 8 2006, 02:42 PM
They would be being cannibleistic (sp?) and not even know it...if that is possible...
second comment of mine:
and they thought I was weird...
coldethyl
Jun 8 2006, 03:18 PM
250 lbs makes a lot of sausage.
rhyknow
Jun 8 2006, 09:39 PM
hmmm-mmm.... It reminds me of Hilary Briss and his "special stuff"
coldethyl
Jun 9 2006, 02:15 AM
QUOTE(rhyknow @ Jun 8 2006, 04:39 PM) [snapback]1223831[/snapback]
hmmm-mmm.... It reminds me of Hilary Briss and his "special stuff"

That was the first thing I thought of too...nosebleeds!!!! ARGH!
D.vandyke
Jun 9 2006, 03:08 PM
You could have turned my ex wife into many many sausages! She was rather on the large size.
God rest her fat soul.
I think I miss her.. yes, yes I do.
Raptor
Jun 9 2006, 05:01 PM
^

lol?.
FLY SPITTA
Jun 9 2006, 09:31 PM
UGH Some people are sick how could people
actually do that? It would make me so nautious
UGH!
^SolidSnake^
Jun 9 2006, 09:34 PM
lol Vandyke
Shakezulah
Jun 10 2006, 03:06 AM
QUOTE(The Silver Thong @ Jun 8 2006, 09:33 AM) [snapback]1223328[/snapback]
I bet the people of Chicago are glad this happened in 1897, and not last week. Thats just nasty, I wonder how many people thought the sausage tasted funny. Pretty sick stuff.
Living very close to Chicago, I'm very happy this didn't happen last week.
That's pretty disgusting....I wonder how she tasted?
ShadowLady
Jun 12 2006, 01:19 AM
QUOTE(Shakezulah @ Jun 9 2006, 11:06 PM) [snapback]1225579[/snapback]
Living very close to Chicago, I'm very happy this didn't happen last week.
That's pretty disgusting....I wonder how she tasted?

You know how sausage has those little fat balls in it? Gross! never touch the stuff! I bet she tasted like smoked fat lady.
coldethyl
Jun 12 2006, 05:45 PM
QUOTE(Shakezulah @ Jun 9 2006, 10:06 PM) [snapback]1225579[/snapback]
Living very close to Chicago, I'm very happy this didn't happen last week.
That's pretty disgusting....I wonder how she tasted?

Like chicken.
rhyknow
Jun 12 2006, 05:47 PM
"Adolph... Do you have any of that... Special stuff?"
(Licks lips) "It'll cost you!"
"I know it's wrong... But it just tastes soo good!"

A possible pic of this Adolph guy? Nah just kidding it's our friendly neighborhood butcher Hilary Briss!
HarlequinDragon
Jun 14 2006, 01:23 AM
I think I am going to be sick, anyway this sounds a little like a story that aired on the Krypt keeper while I was in collage. I can’t remember the name of the episode, but it was truly gut wrenching.
Dog Demon
Jun 14 2006, 03:27 AM
This sounds so much like something out of The Jungle.
maracova
Jun 14 2006, 06:17 AM
Hmmmmm...... I wonder if he ate her as well as turning her into snags.There seems to be a few cases from all over the world about butchers killing people and eating them.
coldethyl
Jun 14 2006, 03:50 PM
I wouldn't go to all the trouble, myself.
HarlequinDragon
Jun 14 2006, 09:54 PM
QUOTE(Dog Demon @ Jun 13 2006, 10:27 PM) [snapback]1230647[/snapback]
This sounds so much like something out of The Jungle.
Well there are or at least there were canables so I guess its possible.
rhyknow
Jun 14 2006, 09:55 PM
BTW, it goes a little off the topic, but Cannibal The Musical is hilarious!
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