I just checked the profile of the chat-admin to see that it has 4 posts, but when I do a search to view its posts it says none can be found. So is there a secret moderators forum that I can't see or is it just a glitch?

Most forums these days have private staff boards, Unexplained Mysteries is no exception.

Stop talking about me!







So seriously, you break all the rules in the secret forum because we can't see right? All the mods have to get it out of their system before they cover the forums in plagues of mod-slaps?

No, we just talk about you.

It's a conspiracy I say! We must embark on the quest for the magical hidden forum!

You've worked it out.

SaRuMaN is the head of the New World Order, the Moderators are his Generals and the Forum Leaders are the junior officers.

Subliminal messages are strategically placed through out the site so that, when the order is given, you will all become SaRuMaNs foot soldiers.

*bounces out of the special room, cookies in hand and the big fluffy bunny that saru lets jenna pat*


*stops mid-bound, notices secret forum has been discovered....cookie falls from mouth*



*slowly retreats back to the special forum for therapy*

OH its that hidden forum where you talk about what a really great guy i am!







WHHHHHAAAATTTTTT??????? YOU DONT??????

....You now know to much.

*subby backs into the shadows*

I don't know where you get your information from but I don't know what you're talking about. There's no secret staff room, it's just a myth. Now, turn around and walk away before someone gets hurt

*sneaks away to cover up secret staff board*

Where is Will Smith with his memory erasing flashy thing when you really need him?

OH WE OH WE OH..........

*quick PA!Cover up the gold stars chart!*

Wait just a minute... This just dawned on me... When do debate judges get their own forum?

Right after we get bored talking about you in the "Moderators Cone of Silence Super Secret Forum™"...

...That may take a while though.

You mean there are forums that you are keeping quiet from the forum moderators???

Now I'm feeling paranoid.

There's a forum so secret, that only SaRuMaN gets to post in it.

What's really to talk about?

*uneasy feeling of being watched*

Kratos! Let's infiltrate this said "Secret Forum". We can be spies! YAY!

Frogfish, if you go and check out the members of this site you will notice that SaRuMan is member 1 and dAz is member 4. There are no members 2 and 3. They infiltrated the "Secret Forum" and were never heard of again.

*giggles uncontrollably*
*runs off to tell Aztec*

R-r-r-realy?

How about tommy lee jones



Move along now nothing to see here...

Pardon? I can't hear you!

'Get Smart' rocked XD

LETS STORM THE FORT!!!



CCCHHHHAAAARRRRGGGGEEEEE!!!!!!!

You think you have problems? Just look at my username, I'm not handling this new info well, at all

"Life! Don't talk to me about life."

LOL. There must be a way in somewhere...

Oh, you're welcome to come in.

You just can't leave with your eyes, or tongue.
Or fingers.

Having been a mod on other forums I can say that most staff-forums are actually boring and lame. There is no talk of brainwashing, ballot-fixing, secret mod deployments, subliminal messaging, etc.

I swear.

Honest.

................

You have no memory of those things?

It's good to see that the brainwashing techniques work then.

I'm willing It will be worth it

You have no idea. There are wonders inside beyond your wildest dreams!

*makes the deals of my tongue, eyes and fingers for a viewing* Not going to break your deal now are you?

Well you see, you have to give them up first. Then we'll let you inside.

I had a strange visit of some strange men dressed in black they threatened me and my family and told me that i should keep quiet about the UM secret forum. So i must comply

You should come to the board where I'm mod.
If I find annoying members, then I troll them into flaming outside the flame-forum, then I ban them!

It's fun.
It really takes care of the annoying members too.

It sounds like the inside of Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory.....

The elevator is the best part. we take turns pressing the big red button

All this talk of secret rooms and coverups...

Now, before you move off this thread please take a moment to look at the red dot...



Move along now, nothing to see here.