Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass
destruction.
The John Kerry Virus - Stores data on both sides of the disk and causes
little purple hearts to appear on screen.
The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive; with NO memory.
The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to keep counting and
re-counting
The Bob Dole Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.
The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then
e-mails everyone about what it did.
The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves, but
will be back.
The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes.
The Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB,
then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 350 GB.
The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be inserted.
The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM,
but your processor doesn't care.
The Michael Jackson Virus - Only attacks minor files.
The Lorena Bobbitt Virus - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch
floppy ... then discards it through Windows.
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.... those are hilarious.
OMG, those are hilarious!
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The Michael Jackson Virus - Only attacks minor files.
By far the funniest.
QUOTE(Nxt2Hvn @ Jun 12 2006, 09:34 AM) [snapback]1228314[/snapback]
Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass
destruction.
The John Kerry Virus - Stores data on both sides of the disk and causes
little purple hearts to appear on screen.
The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive; with NO memory.
The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to keep counting and
re-counting
The Bob Dole Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.
The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then
e-mails everyone about what it did.
The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves, but
will be back.
The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes.
The Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB,
then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 350 GB.
The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be inserted.
The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM,
but your processor doesn't care.
The Michael Jackson Virus - Only attacks minor files.
The Lorena Bobbitt Virus - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch
floppy ... then discards it through Windows.
That's the funniest thing i've today
I'm gonna have to forward this to everyone now! It's hilarious!
irish virus
^ Haha.
Haha.
Lol, funny, but I din`t ounderstand that Winfrey virus, never heard of him/her.
QUOTE(Norwegian Phoenix @ Jun 15 2006, 09:50 PM) [snapback]1232629[/snapback]
Lol, funny, but I din`t ounderstand that Winfrey virus, never heard of him/her.oprah winfrey,, the famous american tv talk show host.
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The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves, but
will be back.
will be back.
I need to send this to everyone I know...
LOL I need to send that to my cousin! He works at Comp USA, and always hears about different viruses, so he'll get a good laugh.
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I need to send that to my cousin! He works at Comp USA, and always hears about different viruses, so he'll get a good laugh. crypto HaHa! Hilarious
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