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Nxt2Hvn

Jun 14 2006, 07:45 PM

Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in this country
lately ... Illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, wild animals attacking
humans in Florida.

Not me. I concentrate on solutions to problems.

The result is a win-win-win situation:

1. Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border

2. Use the dirt to raise the levies in New Orleans

3. Put the Florida alligators in the moat.

Any other problems you would like for me to solve today?

Chokmah

Jun 14 2006, 07:51 PM

QUOTE(Nxt2Hvn @ Jun 14 2006, 08:45 PM) [snapback]1231381[/snapback]

Any other problems you would like for me to solve today?

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hmm... *thinks*

I know! how do you get chewing gum out of your hair, stop your pencils rolling off the desk, and get the remote that fell on the floor without having to get up.

Nxt2Hvn

Jun 14 2006, 07:52 PM

QUOTE(Leliel @ Jun 14 2006, 07:51 PM) [snapback]1231395[/snapback]

hmm... *thinks*

I know! how do you get chewing gum out of your hair, stop your pencils rolling off the desk, and get the remote that fell on the floor without having to get up.

LMAO.. nope.. I guess I am only up to solving "World Event" problems today...

Michelle

Jun 14 2006, 07:55 PM

How about building New Orleans back like Venice?

frogfish

Jun 14 2006, 11:17 PM

LOL, I like #3

OlDrippy34

Jun 14 2006, 11:20 PM

QUOTE(Leliel @ Jun 14 2006, 03:51 PM) [snapback]1231395[/snapback]

hmm... *thinks*

I know! how do you get chewing gum out of your hair, stop your pencils rolling off the desk, and get the remote that fell on the floor without having to get up.

Cut the hair out, tie it together to make a rope. Throw the gummed up sticky end at the remote until it sticks, then pull it back. Then use the gum to hold the pencil in place.

Or

Just keep gum away from your hair. Gum goes in the mouth.

antigravity

Jun 15 2006, 12:23 AM

QUOTE(Nxt2Hvn @ Jun 14 2006, 07:45 PM) [snapback]1231381[/snapback]

Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in this country
lately ... Illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, wild animals attacking
humans in Florida.

Not me. I concentrate on solutions to problems.

The result is a win-win-win situation:

1. Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border

2. Use the dirt to raise the levies in New Orleans

3. Put the Florida alligators in the moat.

Any other problems you would like for me to solve today?

Say..... that's not bad. Did you make that up or did you hear it somewhere?

Nxt2Hvn

Jun 15 2006, 05:17 PM

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Say..... that's not bad. Did you make that up or did you hear it somewhere?

I'm funny...

but not that funny

Someone sent it to me.. but I had to share... I think it is a very well thought out plan

Al Bundy

Jun 15 2006, 05:22 PM

Funny