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Katryona
'I've never wanted to leave. I'm here for the rest of my life, and hopefully after that as well.' - ALAN SHEARER

Interviewer : 'Would it be fair to describe you as a volatile player?'
DAVID BECKHAM : 'Well, I can play in the centre, on the right and occasionally on the left side.'

'I was alone up front, with Danny Murphy playing between me, myself and the midfield.' - MICHAEL OWEN

'One accusation you can't throw at me is that I've always done my best.' - ALAN SHEARER

'Sometimes in football you have to score goals' - THIERRY HENRY

'My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about 7' - DAVID BECKHAM

'I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet.' - DAVID BECKHAM

'We lost because we didn't win.' - RONALDO

'I was watching the Blackburn game on TV on Sunday when it flashed on the screen that George (Ndah) had scored in the first minute at Birmingham. My first reaction was to ring him up. Then I remembered he was out there playing' - ADE AKINBIYI

'I have a good record there. Played one, won one, and hopefully it will be the same after Saturday.' - STEVEN GERRARD

'If you stand still there is only one way to go, and that's backwards.' - PETER SHILTON

'You only get one opportunity of an England debut' - ALAN SHEARER

'I was both surprised and delighted to take the armband for both legs.' - GARY O'NEIL

'I was really surprised when the FA knocked on my doorbell' - MICHAEL OWEN

'I thought from start to finish we really started well' - JOHN HARTSON

'I've always been a childhood Liverpool fan, even when I was a kid' - HARRY KEWELL

'It's not just the manager who makes the decision, it's the player who makes the decision. They both decide fifty-fifty to make a decision.' - RUUD VAN NISTELROOY

'Now the world is my lobster' - KEITH O'NEILL

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Jack Black
Ha, i had a good chuckle at them laugh.gif

Thanks Kat thumbsup.gif
thecreeper
QUOTE(Katryona @ Jun 19 2006, 02:59 PM) [snapback]1237581[/snapback]

'Now the world is my lobster' - KEITH O'NEILL

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Katryona
QUOTE(thecreeper @ Jun 20 2006, 04:28 AM) [snapback]1237703[/snapback]

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__Kratos__
They're being paid to kick a ball good, not be smart. tongue.gif That's true for most sports.
Odinson
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'Now the world is my lobster' - KEITH O'NEILL

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