Fateh Mohammad, a prison inmate in Pakistan, says he woke up last weekend with a glass light bulb in his anus. On Wednesday night, doctors brought Mohammad's misery to an end after a one-and-a-half hour operation to remove the object. "Thanks Allah, now I feel comfort. Today, I had my breakfast. I was just drinking water, nothing else," Mohammad, a grey-beared man in his mid-40s, told Reuters from a hospital bed in the southern central city of Multan. "We had to take it out intact," said Dr. Farrukh Aftab at Nishtar Hospital. "Had it been broken inside, it would be a very very complicated situation." Mohammad, who is serving a four-year sentence for making liquor, prohibited for Muslims, said he was shocked when he was first told the cause of his discomfort. He swears he didn't know the bulb was there. "When I woke up I felt a pain in my lower abdomen, but later in hospital, they told me this," Mohammad said.

"I don't know who did this to me. Police or other prisoners." The doctor treating Mohammad said he'd never encountered anything like it before, and doubted the felon's story that someone had drugged him and inserted the bulb while he was comatose.

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hehehehe
wow is all i can say wow!!

ive heard of anal probe but... anal bulb wicked
the dirty old wanker.

haha, this reminds me of a Scrubs episode,

Tis a dangerous life in prison..

How do you not know you have a lightbulb in your butt? ANd why a lightbulb? It is good to know this sort of thing happens outside of Oklahoma too, though.

How he didn't realise someone was pushing a light bulb up his posterior end? Is it me or that man just got 100 times kinkier?

well it is obvious isn't it? Aliens must be planting light bulbs now...

It was a "beacon" so they can see him in dark places maybe?

merge? http://www.unexplained-mysteries.com/forum...showtopic=73122

Well got to admit a light bulb up the ass i feel he's copied South Park when Cartman is in jail and he sticks all them things up his ass to smuggle into the jail.

guess it was just too hard to smuggle a carrot out of the mess hall for his late night date.

Out of all of the threads I have seen lately, this probably tops the list as having the most potential for really good jokes. I mean, how often do you get light bulbs and butts into the same sentence? Both are good for jokes, and the synergy of the two together has just unlimited potential.

A small anecdote to that around here is, never go to a strip club on you're 18th. Rumor has it when you do, you'll get attacked by strippers and get to meet their vibrating little friend. I had a friend who was on EMS in dubuque who said they've gotten calls about guys being attacked by strippers, and it was in so far that they couldn't get it out.

How's that for ruining your appetite?

Sounds like he found it, and wanted to keep it hidden for use later on. Think about it, what better place to hide an object than up your butt?

If he did it intentionally, I give him props.

I was thinking that

At least the poor surgeons did not have to work in the dark.

He just ought to be glad that the lamp pole wasn't still attached

Maybe he was just jumping on his bunk bed

For once in my life I'm glad that I haven't seen the light at the end of the tunnel.

LOL, well said...

how many prison inmates does it take to screw in a lightbulb???

What I want to know is how whoever put it there was able to get it so far up there that it had to be surgically removed.
unless....never mind.

that is so ridiculous, it's funny!what would be the point for an inmate or police to do it?