Is it a coincidence that the number of UFO sightings and reports of alien abductions have fallen since the rise in popularity of the Internet chatroom?
Could there be a better medium for aliens to interact with humans, whilst at the same time remaining completely in incognito, than the chat room??????????
Is it also a coincidence that the number of apparent kidnappings resulting from rendevous arranged via chat rooms have also increased? People taken AND NEVER SEEN AGAIN!!!!!!!!!
Are you communicating with an alien right now!!!!!!!!!

Are you serious?

Perhaps the aliens are posing as princes, rescusing teenage girls into the depths of some hotel room in order to probe them senseless.

Just a thought.

I'm speechless...I am without speech

Did you know that the british inventor of the internet was a believer in UFO's and it has been rumoured that he once mentioned having contact with a UFO.......just a year later he gave the world the Internet. Strange?

Not really, many people have 'contact' with a UFO.

Anyway, which 'inventor' are you referring to? The internet wasn't just invented. Click.

Aliens on the internet, huh? Wow, this is a new one for me!

yeah i talked with some alien the other day everyone on UM chatroom called him AC he was really funny

well think about it....what better medium could there be for aliens to communicate with earthlings, suck our brains and then perhaps arrange to meet us and then entice us aboard their ships.
It is a statistical fact that there have been 70 disappearances of people known to have frequented yahoo chat rooms in the last 3 months alone!!!!!! People who had been selected because they have no living relatives, are orphans or runaways....selected for abduction because nobody will ask questions!!!!!!!

Well hey if you think of it aliens could learn absolutly everything about us, diets, our inner workings, lauguae, weaponary. JuSt AbOuT EvErY tHiNg but thats me throwing in my 2 cents and pocket lent. Plus if the aliens made the internet then its a plus for them, but if its ours and they found it out, for all we know this site could have been started by aliens. but if this is true then you think the aliens might be messing with us by showing themselfs for people to see knowing we always say its not real while they laugh at us.

Ever hear the word "sexual predators"?

there was a guy on here about a month ago claiming he was an alien, I will look for the thread

YES THEY ARE FOR I COME FROM THE PLANET ZERNO I HAVE COME TO RECK HAVOC ON THIS PLANET THAT YOU CALL 'EARTH'

I'm buzzed and still think this is hilarious. I mean, seriously? You're kidding, right?

But then again, I've had some convos on here that could very well have been with aliens....







*snicker* I know where to come for entertainment now.

well, i've heard of aliens using telephones etc (someone started a thread here not so long ago about the subject

yes, yes i am forum entertainment oh P.S. i wasn't lying about the alien thing either

Wow. I think it's a shame that you use the horrible ubduction and seduction of young children and innocent people to further your belief in aliens. If you want to believe in them, fine, but don't belittle these people's terrifying experiences by saying that they were contacted and ubducted by aliens.

You're looking for proof where it does not lay. You want to believe so badly that aliens exist that you look for any avenue that may or may not tell you what you want to hear. Unfortunetly for you, however, you're barking up the wrong tree and insulting the birds in the process. I'm a believer aswell, but I'd never be...frantic enough to claim that not only are aliens infiltrating our chat rooms, but our ubducting our citizens.

Uh...Good luck and have a safe journey on the mother ship.

Well... this is differant

Personally, I think ET's could find something better to do with their time than chatting with you silly humans- such as downloading pictures of Gillian Anderson.

Why should we talk to you humans here? Would ET's be better served by going after the real brains of the operation on your measly planet? The squirrels?

your right we like to fly in our spaceships than spend all day staying in our basement of our mom's house chatting on UM

The Squirrals??!! please their civilisation is in tatters right now they are no longer the brains of this planet

Only because they have yet to figure out the "Thumb Principle" for operating door knobs.

AND when they do we will be in alot of trouble *evil laughter*

seriously, though you can't blame people's dissaperances based on alien abduction, some maybe but not all there are some sick people out there

Don't forget the cows... they have a moooovement of their own going on.

But in all seriousness, I have to agree that saying that abductions of teenagers lured through chat rooms is caused by ET's is absurd and callous. There are sickos out there who feel it is the easy way to prey on the innocent.

however, there are teenagers that are lured on the internet by sick sick people for their pleasure. mind you those cows i think have a better chance than the Squarils well at least they are more organised

They may be organized... but they lack an opposable hoof... hard to handle tools.

they can run faster, they have contacts all over the world, they lead several governement secret agencies that's enough proof for me that they are in more control

Let's not the forget the sacred perfect heifer in hiding...

True, and don't forget- they came up with the Mad Cow Conspiracy in order to cut down on the demand for beef... gives them more time to amass their forces...

Dang... them clever cows...

yes, the true Messiah, the one who is fortold to come and rule the world in peace and harmoney for all, HOW could i forget that one!



yes, they did you are very right stewey they also have started to spread propoganda to make other animals the scapegoat (no pun intented)

Yes, Kahrie. Is anyone aware of the great "Eat mor chikn'" campaign?

Yes... I've seen the ads advising us to eat Politicians...

yes,yes,yes,yes mind you the cows use sublinimal messages in their 'harmless' mooing the sheep are in for it this time



i wouln't mind eating politicians they taste like chickens (no offence to the chickens of UM)

I don't advise you to consume Canadian Politicians... they're pretty old and tough.

Of course, the demand for chicken has gone down too due to the Avian Flu Conspiracy... could they be in this together?

If they can travel million's of light years...I think they don't need a chat room to talk to each other.....

Nononono, they're talking to us, Isis. The humans.

Of course, not, the cows and chickens share the same farms sometimes in the more rural areas... where most aliens land...

THAT'S IT! The cows and the chickens are in league with the ET's!

possibly wow i've never seen so many people on one thread lol the avian flu conspiracy was started BY the CHRICKENS to stop the cows, however, it horribly backfired

Say it ain't SO, Stew!

Well at least they are not hiding behind the cow's anymore......

NO,NO,NO,NO the cows and chickens have been raging a secret war on each other for centruries, the cows inlisted the help from the aliens to defeat the evil chickens

I wouldn't turn my back yet.

Well, everyone knows that the cow were at war with the ET's... how do you explain all the cattle multilations? They then signed a treaty to assist the ET's... now the chickens are in on it... who will be next? Fluffy the Bunny next door!?!

my guess is the sheep they always look suspicious to me

Well, they are "Baaaaaad to the bone" you know...

wow that was a terrible pun if i ever heard one, actually i was thinking 'i'll be baaaack' is what they would say while destroying the earth

That's a line the Herdinator would say.

Personally, I don't trust the ants... they're well organized, vast numbers, fanatically loyal to their Queen, and smart... they could be the ones using the chat rooms to be honest...

You're just talking crazy now, Stew.

I figured I'd bring us back on topic.

actually, i wouldn't trust the cockroach, afterall they are the only thing that can survive a nuclear attack, they could wipe us out

They're working within the cracks of government so to speak... out of the light of discovery...

that proberly explains why so many politicians are dim-witted maybe we should get back on to topic mind you because it was a silly topic starter it lead to all of this

Phalaris grass. Its far more advance than the UM chatroom. Too advance that it can crack homosapiens mind. Cows use it a lot.