Hey could anyone here teach me to hypnotise people or know anyone that could teach me?

Why would you want to learn something that doesn't work?

Well, if you really want to...Drink a glass of milk, jump up and down three times, and shot yourself through the head...If you survive, you can hypnotize people

or you can do anything you want there is no ends or rules.

Please stop with these nonsense posts. Have you taken to smoking pot.

I pulled up your old posts. You used to post rationally. What happened recently to change this?

You could no more learn to be an efficient hypnotist on this forum than you could learn to be an efficient auto mechanic. You might find a few tips, some advice, and many, many stories, some true and some wildly imaginative, but the only way in which you will become an effective hypnotist is through study and practice. I recommend looking into the fields of psycology, at least get a few college level courses under your belt, before you begin seriously studying hypnotherapy (Hypnotism is generally considered more the stage show variety, as opposed to Hypnotherapy, which is the actual study of hypnotism and its effects).